I thought it was a good idea at the time

Name: Mari Existence: variable Pronouns: they/them Location: Oz Age: 30s Occupation: dyke mess My Art

[cherriielle]

**haunting ethereal noises start playing** 🌲🌳🌿

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[senatortedcruz]

Our daily moral panic about muh birth rates becomes so much darker when you learn how much of it is the sharp decrease in teen pregnancy

[synthenoid]

maybe eleanor and lettie really are destined to play gay chicken forever cus i think if they actually fucked it would level the mall

[monkeyislandtwo]

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

[legendaryvermin]

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

[marlynnofmany]

Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)

[thememedaddy]

[austaylian]

This is as butch as some of you can handle lmao

[ozempicofficial]

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

(with the explicit intent of being horny on main)

guys. camilla hect.

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[aleshakills]

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

[syrenki]

there is something within me that i would like removed

[foxpopvli]

Generational differences!

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

the thing about John referencing tumblr memes is like. They don’t have the internet post resurrection. Which means John has been making the same handful of jokes for like ten thousand years. I too would become mercymorn if I had to hear the same ten jokes for TEN THOUSAND YEARS PLUS

[johnnotgaius]

Omds they’re good and I use them in situations only where they apply they’re FUNNY and WVERYONE laughs and tells me they’re funny

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

johnathan, name ONE time during a ten thousand year holy war that it would be appropriate to reference the three weed smoking girlfriends

[johnnotgaius]

Me introducing cytheria to mercymorn cristabel and cassiopeia

[antigoneprogone]

[mansuta]

my dess design i hope everyone likes it