Anna Axe

Welcome to my small portion of the internet where I get to share a small part of my life with you :)

[maraurder-hp-discord]

Calling all Potterheads!

Have you ever wanted to join a fully immersive Server and find out what your journey would be like while attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

Look no further! At Hogwarts D&D you can find a storybased roleplay group that uses simplified D&D rules for any experience levels

We have a highly thought out server with numerous ways to discover new areas to advance your characters storyline!

Will you bring your gang of friends on numerous rule breaking adventures, or try to help them stick to the straight and narrow?

Enjoy creating side plots specifically for your character development whilst the main plot time ticks and it’ll only a matter of time before your character’s morals could be put to the test!

With The Dark Lord’s numbers rising, and rumours growing about Dumbledore creating a secret army; there’s plenty of trouble to either help or destract your precious character from becoming a part of the war.

✓My goal is to have a drama free server

✓ There is a section dedicated to all out of character interactions for easy access to make real friends

✓ We have an all inclusive Voice Chat option

✓ You can also enjoy music on our Server while waiting for other Roleplayers to join online.

Accept your owl today, just by contacting me and receiving a link to the server

[onehumbug]

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[anna-axe]

Anyone who knows me in the real life (Honestly there's only like five of you and all but two probably won't be awake when this posts, but, eh) knows I've been addicted to this incredible discord server I've had the honor of being a part of, and one of the amazing people from that server made this animation of our toons (mine is the one with the crazy red hair) and I'm blown away

[jeffreymarsh]

You are def worthy. I luv you💛💛🌈😇

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[giflounge]

1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself.

[skypig357]

Blessed post. Good kitty

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice

[surprisekitty-deactivated202007]

Okay fun fact: cats were actively deployed to trenches and ships to help deal with rodent infestations in both world wars, and they had the curb cutter effect of keeping the men’s spirits high.

One cat, Simon, was given the rank “Able Seacat Simon” after dutifully killing rats and mice that were destroying the HMS Amethyst’s food supplies. The ship had come under fire during the Chinese civil war and many of its crewmen had died. The cat had been gravely injured, too, but he picked out the shrapnel himself – seriously – and went straight to killing the rodents that were overrunning the ship. He unfortunately passed from his injuries two weeks before he was scheduled to receive the Dickin Medal. To this day, he is the only cat to receive this award.

[petermorwood]

Here’s another WW1 trenchcat, who would have been ratter, mouser, companion and gas warning - not AFAIK by dying, like a canary, but since cats reacted to the smell of gas long before it was strong enough for humans to notice, the troops had a bit more time to get their masks on, and the cats went into gasproof boxes.

Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of No Man’s Land…

Meet Percy, mascot of HMLS (D20) “Daphne” with Lt Drader. Both survived the War, and Percy retired to live out his peacetime life in the Drader family home.

(Here’s a video clip; given how noisy, hot and smelly early tanks were, Percy seems remarkably unfazed.) 

A US Army tank cat, Mustard of the 321st, with a Renault FT light tank and its driver Sgt Postal…

A Royal Artillery kitten (the battery mascot)…

Pincher of HMS Vindex on what looks like a Sopwith Pup scout…

Togo, ship’s cat of HMS Dreadnought (though I’ve also seen “HMS Irresistible”)…

Ship’s cat of HMS Queen Elizabeth atop 15″ main battery…

And speaking of big ships and big guns…

“Make nice all you like, Human. I despise you. I wanted a billet on a battleship, not this tinpot destroyer…” (Ching, of HMAS Swan.)

[mademoisellesarcasme]

@catholic-aviator this entire post looks 150% up your alley(cat)

[catholic-aviator-deactivated201]

very much so, and God bless you for showing me this glory.

[deactivated-to-saulof-tarsus-de]

@pipplesthepenguin

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

Cats are so magnificent.

I want to cry. Look at them. So brave. So cute.

[slowlymychaos]

@tatzelwyrm

[existentialwhale]

Active ways to cultivate positive body image:

(Because oh my god, it’s so hard, and everyone’s all like stop feeling so bad about yourself and it’s like how???) 

Be naked. A lot. Sleep naked. Have sex naked. Eat cereal naked. (Or naked and wrapped in a sheet. Favorite thing.) 

Follow beautiful, confident, (un-photoshopped) body-positive babes on the Internet. Unfollow anything that makes you feel insecure. Exposure is key. You’re not going to get it if you don’t seek it out, because the media sucks and wants us to feel like shit about ourselves so they can take our money. (Some hashtags to follow: #effyourbeautystandards #bootyrevolution #blackisbeautiful #transisbeautiful #wheelchairlife #fatkini #fatshion)

Lingerie. Next best thing to being naked. 

Self care, babe. Different for everyone. (Me? Showers, books, shaving my legs, nature walks, dark lipstick, good playlists, clean rooms, candles, sexy time.) 

Get ready in your underwear. Boobs = happiness. 

Self portraits. Be pro-selfie. Take a million selfies. Take sexy selfies. Take no makeup selfies. Take bad angle silly selfies. Take artsy tripod selfies. Take everything-is-on-point selfies. You’re gorgeous; document your gorgeousness. You don’t even need to post them. 

Stop with the self deprecationnnnn. Pleeeeaseeee. It’s hard to control your thoughts love, I know, but you can control what you say. NEVER insult yourself out loud. Dare I say compliment yourself out loud? (And if you can, do your best to try to body-positive-ify your thoughts too.) 

Sex (including solo sexy time), wine, and chocolate. In that order. 

Share the body love. Compliment your girlfriends. Cultivate a nonjudgemental, supportive, lift-each-other-up “we’re so cute” friend group. Everyone’s insecure. Compliment your besties. And strangers, too. Be that person that makes everyone feel good about themselves when they’re around. 

Good luck gorgeous. It’s a battle. We gotta unlearn all this societal bullshit.

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

it’s okay to take a break; not everyone can do everything 24/7 - please take care of yourself and your body and mind, you’re not a machine

[flawedmangoes]

things that prove dumbledore is not a hero

leaving harry with abusive family for ‘protection’

knowing they would be mentally/emotionally/physically harming

not telling harry the truth abt voldemort  

keeping secrets from him 

using him as a weapon

allowing him to be in danger 24/7

caring more abt a war than a child 

raising him to die 

[flawedmangoes]

all of 5th year by not engaging Harry when he was going through the worse if he had just talked to harry sirius night of not died

[flawedmangoes]

you know what it’s not a he might of not died it’s he wouldn’t of died at all. if dumbledweeb had talked to harry abt the dreams he was having and warned him that voldybutt was using the connection to show him things he would’ve known it was fake and sirius would still be alive

[duraraross]

also knew at least two of his teachers (snaps and underbridge) were abusing students and did exactly jack fuck about it

[arabwife]

switch your mentality from “i’m broken and helpless” to “i’m growing and healing” and watch how fast your life changes, for the better.

[heroin--temptation]

AKA stop victimizing yourself and take control of your life. Ain’t nobody got time for that self-pity bullshit

[just-shower-thoughts]

The NSA must have a lot of videos of us dropping our phones on our faces.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

august goals:

heal from relationships that went wrong

be happy about small victories

smile more

say nice thoughts about people out loud

begin a small project that I will work on every day of the month

stop thinking in an “all or nothing” way

[mishasminions]

“SO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

ME:

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

[thejabberwock-blog1]

I was watching this scene and man, just look at John grinning after jump-scaring Dean. But that’s not even the best part. Do you know who else likes to jump-scare Dean when he’s sitting in the car? 

Let’s right. Sam. Just look at his big, stupid grin. 

And Dean’s sulking

Now, just imagine poor young Dean getting jump-scared by his father and little brother all the damn time and try not to be amused. Sorry Dean, but it’s kind of funny. You’re too adorable. {1.20, 3.01}

[epidoted-blog]

psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.

[galactic-kosher-ace]

So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.

I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.

[galactic-kosher-ace]

Update:

Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth’s, and me

Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I’m starting to suspect he’s read ahead in the play.

Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate.

Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this

Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.

Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they’re already married.

Macbeth’s girlfriend is in the class with them and is “totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time”

Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene I

Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the “lovely lords”. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don’t call him by his proper title.

[goths-eat-electricity]

It’s back

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it