hidden gem

Jace/26/he-him/queer/this is just full of random interests kik: ThatGuyEliJack

[youlovetoseeit]

oooof

[definitelytodays4t4n]

That’s a yikes ya found me

[thepleasuregoblin]

“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me

[super-metroid]

[edgebug]

times are tough. have this blessed short film from xmas of my sister and brother figuring out they can macarena to cascada’s “everytime we touch”

[edgebug]

i asked their permission to post this but i don’t think they realized how many notes it would get. they will either be delighted or horrified. maybe both

[glumshoe]

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

[semoka]

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

[glumshoe]

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

[derpomatic]

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

[spookyghostiesandthings]

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

[inkabelledesigns]

This is my cup of tea.

[supremelordoveralldinosaurs]

[l3reezey]

Do not for the love of god group me in with these children that think this phrase is okay. As a millennial I personally think the phrase is immature and shows that younger people today don’t like being told they are wrong or when a person older than them doesn’t listen to them. Go fight in the war or live through the depression than come back and cry to me about how older people don’t listen to you. Maybe it’s for this reason.

[iwantyourflannels]

ok boomer

[plagued-by-visions]

Ok boomer

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Ok boomer

[time-lady-in-a-fez]

Ok boomer

[hongjoongpresent]

Ok boomer

[youneedjesus01]

ok boomer

[prettyaroace]

ok boomer

[the-super-mays]

Okay boomer

[generatorrexdragon]

[ashinypegasus]

[explorerrowan]

We're all jaded and cynical, l3reezey, you ain't special. You just forgot how to laugh through it. The Gen Z kids are amazing, and if they "ok, boomer" you, it's because you deserve it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[harrypotterhousequotes]

HUFFLEPUFF: “It’s easy to feel hopeful on a beautiful day like today, but there will be dark days ahead of us, too. There will be days when you feel alone, and that is when hope is needed most. No matter how buried it gets or how lost you feel, you must promise me that you will hold onto hope. Keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer.” –Alex Kurtzman + Roberto Orci + Jeff Pinkner (Gwen Stacy: The Amazing Spider-Man 2)

[battlechick]

this is literally the sweetest thing ever 🥺

[lovelyzealousangel-deactivated2]

So @mrswhozeewhatsis , @girl-with-a-fandom-fettish and I came up with an idea. Can we all tag our supernatural season 15 spoilers with

#dontspoilthefinalhunt

Similar to what we did with endgame.

Because people have been watching the show for 15 years. Then don't deserve to have the ending be spoiled for them just because they can't watch it live. Especially the international fans.

[lovelyzealousangel-deactivated2]

Tagging people to spread the word: @bamby0304 @crashdevlin @erins-culinary-service @fandom-is-my-middle-name @ghostshadow1312 @heycasbutt @impala-dreamer @idreamofplaid @kittenofdoomage @katehuntington @ladywinchester1967 @luci-in-trenchcoats @negans-lucille-tblr @team-free-will-you-idjits-67 @thecleverdame @welldonebeca @zephyrie

I know I didn't ask for permission for tagging y'all but thought it was important. Sorry.

[negans-lucille-tblr]

Love this idea. Hopefully I'll be up to date by then as I'm almost on season 14 now but I'll still be watching it late as I'm in the UK!

[rawhoneybliss]

It's time for you to start taking the necessary steps to become that version of yourself that you can't stop dreaming about.

[andrew-jason]

[ruinedchildhood]

That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character…

[thatsthat24]

Kuzco could have played Deadpool

[deadblogggu-u-deactivated202010]

messy thing just to get my thoughts down

[kelpls]

IT’S OCTOBER 

[virgilisaneternalmood]

IT’S OCTOBER

[thewizardconnoisseurbutnot]

It’s not October but it’s close enough

[sand-in-the-timepiece]

AW

[lesbianshepard]

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

[lesbianshepard]

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

[lesbianshepard]

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

[chewbacca]

Lilo & Stitch (2002)

[bochabucc]

The world wasn't ready for Megamind in 2010. I think it could be ready now. After seeing the same superhero arc in every Marvel movie, the squandered subversion in expectations from Game of Thrones, the tired consistent revamps of previously done ideas from Disney,, I petition that we just rerelease Megamind in theaters again. No changes at all. Just toss it back in there and let people experience culture and class for the first time in their lives