Time heals all wounds.

😻👫💄🌙☔🚿💵☕🍹🍝🍕🚘👌

[delawhat-deactivated20180101]

Australian newscasting at its finest.

[cocvino-deactivated20160219]

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun. I’m not even mad

[kaliforhnia]

Where ya goin bitch

[annaa12]

So this happened today 💁🏼🔮

[weloveshortvideos]

[twoblooteams]

FWUMP

[aliceflare]

unmuting is required for this one, kiddies.

[chylerwest-deactivated20140722]

[acutelesbian]

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

[itstimetosmilee]

Seagulls always fighting over food 🍞🍞😂😂😂

[itstimetosmilee]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

[clarknokent]

Lmao

[taint3edcakes]

I HATE HIM 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[so-pale-girl]

[mychemicalslut]

[annaa12]

Yesterday was #BlackCatAppreciationDay, so this is my main man Charlie. He loves my dressing gown just as much as me. #blackcat #love

[bluebonne-blog]

[tiralatele]

[not-uu]

i hate this

i haTE IT

sTOP

[okamihd]

i love this i loVE IT sTOP

[oidrockstars]

being shy and having resting bitch face is the worst combination because i look like a disinterested bitch but in reality i really want to socialize but i just dont know how to initiate conversation with strangers and also this is just my face

[dinosquad-deactivated20220529]

[lynnerdo]

IM FUCKING DYYING

[press-any-key-to-continue]

I have been laughing for 10 minutes straight. 

[omglobitsalex]

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