[mychemicalslut]

tonight,,, emos,,,,,,, this is for us.

[stargiirl27]

We're my chemical romance fans first and human beings second

[unclefather]

me: *peeking over the side of the urinal* did you know my chemical romance is getting- dude? What is that? Your wiener?

[mychemicalslut]

i cannot believe i downloaded the tumblr app on my phone again just bc mcr is playing a reunion show. it also WILD how i’ve been friends with some of u for years bc of this blog. lol i love u

[samlickereightyone]

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

MCR:

[ismychemicalromancebackyet]

THE ANSWER TO MY URL IS YES.

[wlwmiki]

so where were YOU when my chemical romance came back on their bullshit

i was listening to danger days with a cute girl during pe

[cheetomagneto]

[honeybooboothefool]

repressed emos on october 31st, 2019: 

[mychemicalslut]

MCR IS BACK AND SO AM I

[mychemicalslut]

bro i havent been here in fuckin years whats up

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[darcylindbergh]

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

[paradelle]

i wanna quit dairy so bad but ice cream. and cheese is so good…..f*ckkkk

[necessaryveganism]

Have you tried vegan cheese and ice cream? I see you mentioned in your tags it’s expensive. You can make your own ice cream and cheese. 

Banana ice cream probably isn’t exactly what you want but I bet it will help if you’re having a craving. It’s infinitely healthier and cheaper than any ice cream, plus it works best with very ripe bananas which you can often get for a discount. 

You can make your own cheese with nuts or seeds or tofu or even vegetables (like potatoes and zucchini). Dips, spreads, sliceable cheese, nacho cheese… The secret is nutritional yeast, which gives it a cheezy flavor. If you need help finding where you can buy it, let me know. Usually it’s fortified with vitamins (like B12) so it’s good for you too. 

You can make delicious vegan ice cream and cheese that is not only “not unhealthy” (which would be enough to beat dairy), but is literally super healthy. 

So to recap: Healthy. Tasty. Affordable. Doesn’t require exploiting animals. 

[paradelle]

no offense but this is why i hate vegans

[necessaryveganism]

[leftflowers-blog]

*gets genuine, helpful advice*

‘I hate yall’

[parakavka]