God wants me to fuck you.

But I do! It just doesn’t happen.

Are you forgetting that I know you? You do not always try to sleep. You get too distracted and sitting on your computer thinking 'I should sleep' or 'I'm not tired' doesn't count as trying to sleep.

I will not breathe on her!

She will get Adam to pin you down!

While that’s probably true, we both know that I don’t sleep well.

We both know half the time you don't even try.

Maybe. Maybe not. The world will never know.

I'll ask Kelley to smell your breath!

Guilty as charged.

You should be sleeping on your downtime not watching us sleep.

#never fly the coop #not a real anna post random followers #this child is not related to anna #does not know anna #so don't reblog this

You are so beautiful to meeeee... can't you see? You're everything I hoped for! You're everything I need. You are so beautiful to meeeee.

Are you drunk at work?

#campbrittanysnow

therealannacamp: sometimes I wonder if he knows how to frown. #neverflythecoop #happybaby

However creepy it may make me sound, I always find it comforting to peek in on everyone while they sleep. Even if I can’t actually drift off, it’s nice to see all of my angels sleeping peacefully.

Creep.

therealannacamp: Happy baby boy!

#never fly the coop

Let us never go this long without being together, okay? Because I've missed all the good stuff. Pouncing being one of them. Incoming!

That's not my decision but I would prefer if we didn't. I mislsed you, too, Bee. Stop messaging me if you actually plan on pouncing or I'm locking the door.

This is true... I'm going to come in and pounce!

What is pouncing? I haven't seen it in quite a long time.

I'm not going to curse at you anymore, but maybe? I will pout.

I can't see the pout through the bedroom door!

I'm rather fond of the mixture, Mrs. Camp-Snow. So, instead of the couch, can I just sleep in your arms tonight? Because I've missed being home.

If you stop cursing at me, maybe.

Well then, you're not allowed to pout, Campfire! ...have we always been opposites? Fire and snow. They do say opposites attract. I also don't really know where that came from, so we're just going to let it happen, okay? Okay! I love youuuu.

You're more like fire and I'm more like ice. Our names are opposite. Well, they were until we mixed them together. I love you too.

There's not allowed to be any pouting! That'll just make me sad.

You are not allowed to be sad, Snowflake!