[nitrogen]

By Toby Harvard

[amortizing]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bob-belcher]

[sputniksea]

[oxeyed]

[annadicaprio]

Boo-kaap 😍

[haleyincarnate]

[maybe-you-need-this]

[vygandonut]

me as a surgeon

[thebootydiaries]

me: hey

fellow surgeon: what

me: takes out patients heart

me: will u be my valentine

me: lol

fellow surgeon: please put that back

[nest-deactivated20181209]

a guy about my age, frat boy type, just stepped off the bus, looked me right in the eyes, and said “i wish things were different.” then walked away. genuinely think it might have been a hallucination

[princvsx]

play with my hair n kiss me

[melisica]

i’m kinda happy but i also wanna get hit by a car at the same time

[velvetbrowns-deactivated2012123]

[wonting]

[recked]

[sobeitjayt]

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture

[operationenvy]