Are U There God? It's Me

Eternal sigh

[disregardthatfrank2]

My Brother, My Brother and Me (2017)

[stonebutchcowboy]

Why does this look so tense

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

is this the year of formatting posts about comedy media like indie films

[littletantrums]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.

[tiktokarchive]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

The server’s face ahdkahdkahd

[rrollupp]

[catasters]

[umameva]

i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

@demeters-daughter

[cyberkillerxx]

“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”

[touyanii]

“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

“Mais WHAT???”

[mullberry]

[gaywig]

jared, 19’s sister: [REDACTED], 19

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

[ellisif-deactivated20200620]

fucking yikes lol

[amberdamnn]

It’s high key illegal to make any kind of nazi joke or gesture in Germany. People can get fired for it and in extreme cases even arrested. On my class trip to Berlin this kid thought it’d be funny to do a Nazi salute in the parking lot where hitler died (was not a destination, just happened to walk by). He was immediately pulled aside by police who legit booked him a flight home for the next day, without the rest of us. He was suspended for two weeks too.

Funny how the country responsible for this takes full responsibility and fights to make it never happen again, while the US, who spent years basing an entire identity on fighting Nazis, gives them a platform to speak freely and draft members.

[nerosgundam-blog]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[y-eowang]

Bill Hader in Trainwreck (2015)

[twynksdisease]

My favourite graffiti ever boys get sad men get depressed

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I like how he’s muscular. jocks speaking out about their emotions

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

depressed king

[shesnake]

On the set of Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[scientificphilosopher]

[dannyegan]

“Because my dad’s line is, ‘Are you playing another creep?’ and my mom’s line is, ‘Doesn’t Hollywood know you’re a nice man?’”