[rylandgraces]

harvard? you mean from legally blonde? you know thats not a real school right?

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Your sims house is very decadent for someone who hates the rich.

It’s the sims…

[wahbegan]

creating a bare-bones socialist compound for your Sims to live in as radical praxis

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[hasenfu]

okay but what i got from lemon fanfics (other than i love the irony of my nickname) that people are very nervous when they’re horny. you want four hands this close in this small space opening this pack?

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

extremely glad this post has reached this side of the website

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

your fanfucs are WRONG bitch when i enter the bone zone i do that thing from Wanted where i can see a fly’s wings move

[sharlatan-ka]

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

[mmmskulljuice]

primal memory of rooting around in dirt for little chocolate fish

[amygdalae]

How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me

[theocseason4]

Exactly

[kristina100000]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Indica: i am going to sit down and watch cartoons maybe take a nap :)

Sativa: guys we should make a company that makes jeans with extra pockets on the thigh to warm your hands in and we need to pitch this to nike because they dont sell jeans and we can then get Old navy out of the market

[opalsandcream]

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

[darth--nickels]

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

[darth--nickels]

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

[calamari-chaos]

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

[darth--nickels]

Friend I was here for the bone stealing witch. Even as the sun and moon hid their eyes and averted their gaze I saw the witch walk without fear of the laws of God nor man and steal those bones and sell them on etsy. The amputated toe. The breast milk jewelry. A man who against any law of heaven desires to own another human as a pet reblogged my star wars discourse posts. You want to talk about racefaking cannibal mermaids?? Bah! How many kickstarter scams for cartoons that sounded unbearably twee have come and gone? How many stars risen and fallen? I remember when this site had a sizable userbase of meth enthusiast who just posted aesthic shots of their stash and rigs. Where are those crank aficionados now? Gone like so many others. And yet I remain! 

And when I tell you that twitter is worse than any of that you should heed my words!! 

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

treat yourself to an extra 25mg of your favorite antihistamine… you deserve it

[plumslices]

Can we have a day without like.....information

[transbb]

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

[dammitradar]

Mortifying ordeal of being known

[guerrillatech]

[macbethz]

Remember when ship names were just like ~ ☆ sprite cranberry ☆~ and you just had to figure out what the fuck that meant for yourself

[macbethz]

Heritageposts has nothing on this

[softearedyoda]

these all sound like weed strains

[corredordelaberintos]

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]