A common and ordinary good.

MB. She/her. Bad at most things, less bad at writing. Odysseus, on his journey home to Ithaca, was visited by a ghost.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[utopians]

Why do the servants not simply rise up and execute the Bridgertons

[midnightssea]

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Ohhh, No! There goes OPENCOLO, Go, Go, GODZILLA!

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

i literally can’t stop laughing at this

[softwaring]

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[peelingmandarins]

unmarried childless women whenever there's a newly released low birthrate statistic

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[mymultifandomhell]

heated rivalry + text [15 / ?]

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]

Goddess of Depression by Victor Nazarenko

[should-be-sleeping]

I would wear this to the grocery store.

[samreich]

dropout america is that you

[bonivers]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet for days

[depsidase]

[animentality]