possible reasons why keith got expelled from the garrison
he was never even enrolled he just walked in one day and by the time they realised a full year had already passed
using the faculty bathroom and wrapping the soap dispenser in so much toilet paper that it couldn’t be used
writing ‘where’s shiro’ on his forehead in sharpie and smashing his head through iverson’s door at 3am
they caught him with his phone in an exam but he wasn’t cheating he was just watching kitten videos and gently patting the screen
‘do you know you’re late mr kogane?’ ‘do you know you have a receding hairline?’
‘where’s your homework mr kogane?’ ‘where are your eyebrows?’
‘go to the gym tomorrow for detention’ ‘too bad i’ll be at your funeral instead’
shaving off the edges of his desk with a metal ruler
closing his eyes and snoring in the middle of a sentence iverson was saying to him
getting out of the flight simulator, ripping his shirt off and screaming
duct taping himself to the school flagpole and belching out ‘where’s shiro’ like some 22nd century mulleted Ulysses
leaving notes in lance’s locker saying ‘i like you more than handsome squidward’
lighting wastepaper baskets on fire
in home ec, when they were cooking burgers, the patty fell on the floor and he put it back in the bun
wearing socks with sandals
writing ‘keitholas’ on all his exams
picking up a bin in the cafeteria and throwing it, raining trash on everyone’s heads, because they ran out of pudding cups
iverson pulls back his blanket at night to go to sleep and he sees keith curled into a ball, wheezing ‘where’s shiro?’
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