anniekin

yabba dabba doo 63! 12! 11!

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[wdc63]

the lion DOES concern itself with the mexican gp. the lion is very concerned in fact

[sacred-portal]

[woody-98]

After that race the brocedes brainrot is hitting back in full force but I'm already on a Jegulus brainrot right now and my obsessive brain is overstimulated right now I just can't but most importantly I don't have the time as a working adult to have 2 brain rots at the same time

[anniekin]

“something is rotten in the state of alpine” — shakespeare, circa 1603

[anniekin]

here’s the rundown, from my deep dive into whatever the fuck is going on with alpine:

disclaimer, not sure if which parts of this are entirely accurate so don’t just take my word on it.

Let’s take this back to 2022. Dmitry Mazepin (father of Nikita Mazepin), was a 75% owner of HiTech, until 9 days before Russia invaded Ukraine (suspicious) where he signed over his shares/ownership entirely to Oliver Oakes who then held the remaining 25%. Oliver alongside his brother take full ownership of HiTech. NOW NOTHING COMES FOR FREE IN THIS WORLD #corruption. So the Mazepin family uses the Oaks as a gateway to continue doing business in the UK after they were banned for being in direct relations with Putin. This year HiTech was planning to put a bid in to become a F1 team (not anymore I guess). And during Miami (the race weekend, Friday apparently), Oliver Oaks’ brother (who was listed as Director of HiTech GP) was arrested and charged with “transferring criminal property” and not only that he was found with a large amount of cash on him. Oliver Oaks, as soon as the race finished, resigned and fucked off to Dubai and no one knows his exact location as of this moment in time. once again, disclaimer, this is what ive gathered from what’s been brought to light about the situation.

[anniekin]

alpine is a fucking mess. each time I think it cannot possibly get worse it does.

[grbambi63]

[shitapril]

at this rate, george russell is going to “let me sneak right past ya” his way to wdc

[anniekin]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

🕯️🕯️🕯️GEORGE WDC 🕯️🕯️🕯️

[anniekin]

yes, it’s been a week. yes, i’m still giggling about that double ferrari disqualification

[tootiredtofunctionproperly]

Every time I space out studying I’ll just imagine Toto Wolff going FOCUS GEORGE FOCUS

[anniekin]

do NOT hit me up. IM MOURNING

[anniekin]

helmut marko better start counting his days, I will find him and end him.

[anniekin]

CHARLES STARTING P20?!??!!

[anniekin]

what do you mean Lewis is starting P18 for his last race with Mercedes? What do you mean??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?

[anniekin]

hey so this is actually crazy