i Eated snoap

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[teaboot]

Welcome to the Fucking World Thaddeus Pierce, 30 year old baby with the coolest name im the universe

Do you think he knows he’s the main character

[spyglassrealms]

idk man one year at summer camp I met a kid whose actual legal name was Zane Lionheart so like. Thaddeus Pierce ranks second place at best

[klapollo]

"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

[klapollo]

easy website my ass

[cassettetapecryptid]

me when my horse named website nips my ass

[an-ambient-girl]

[matobawataru]

omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written

[marxistlesbianist]

Omg she wrote one of my favorites also

[opendirectories]

[grimelords]

this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.

[grimelords]

it went “this is the song and the sign of the summertime / this is the log of the lima lime”

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[foreskinniest]

i KNOOOOOOW they're the most toxic masc4masc, mid onlyfans, open-relationship-but-one-of-them-still-gets-jealous couples

[nbnbd]

It's like you people didn't watch the fucking movie he's literally nice

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

[ph-cutie]

this image makes me emotional too if i look at it too long

[thefloralmenace]

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

[triangleguy]

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

[verdantry]

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[eclipxium]

[alienthegreenalien]

stellar graffiti near my apartment

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: What the fuck He gets so dry

[littleguymart]

(source)

[homeboygirl]

thank you spongebob

[homeboygirl]

and women