are you ready?

Blue, she/they. in my mid 20s. im a hater of things but above all a lover of the world

[cheruib]

in this house we love love and heart shaped things AND the moon

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[alienthegreenalien]

just finished fleabag season 1. feeling like a raw open wound

[alienthegreenalien]

"I love you" "it'll pass" is crazy work!!!!!!!!!!!

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[goodgirl-inc]

[noelledeltarune]

affirmations for the bus:

- it’s ok to be on-time

- you’re allowed to be at the stop at the time you’re meant to be there

- people won’t be upset if, when you get to the bus stop, you stop and let them onto the bus instead of making direct eye contact and driving away without stopping at the bus stop

- please

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[gauntletknight]

All computer safety ever for the past 30 odd years: "if you go on the internet — especially if you're under 18 — lie about everything. Lie about your name. Lie about your age. Give as little information away about yourself as you possibly can. Obfuscate, falsify, and omit anything and everything as otherwise They Will Get Your Ass. Actually, avoid it in the first place if you can altogether."

All computer safety(?) since like 2020: "it's imperative we make every 8 year old scan a passport before letting them use their LeapFrog™️. Always-on connectivity required."

[segamascott]

[capacity2]

They’ll do that to you. They all want to do that to you but you can’t let them

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 43

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

[ramtiger]

it speaks to the maturity of current tumblr that senshi is winning rn

[chilewithcarnage]

'the masculine urge to/ the feminine urge to'

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[heartemoij]

i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius

[heartemoij]

i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius