Annoy like the wind

Multi fandom, random, lots of animals and superheroes starting over on this blog Formerly: doppelbangher

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[seriousfic]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

This man knows how to sell a car

[big-pizza]

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[boowoomuu]

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

[lacefuneral]

[Transcript:]

Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)

Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]

Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…

Person holding camera: I love you.

Cat: [hisses]

[namtan]

Would you please stop looking at me like I took a dump on your mom’s head?

Jessica Rothe as Tree Gelbman in Happy Death Day (2017)

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catasters]

[danieljradcliffe]

- Henry James, The Portrait of a Lady.

[maevesamy]

IT WOULD’VE BEEN SWEET, IF IT COULD’VE BEEN ME

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dancinginagetawaycar]

I’m screaming at this

[evilvillain123456789]

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

[largishcat]

okay but why must a tv show “make sense” or “have a coherent timeline”? is it not enough for henry cavill to fight monsters, sluttily?

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

[coto524]