Odd Little Duckling

A little awkward blog for a little awkward life.

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[wallpaperprintery]

The Reblognado

can we make this the most reblogged GIF ever?

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everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

[hummingbird-hooligan]

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

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screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

[hummingbird-hooligan]

Wow holy shit guys, it’s been approximately 5 years and I’m drunk enough to not regret finally acknowledging this Surprise surprise, I was that kid I know the above is the most cringy 14 year old thing to say, but hot damn y'all I was a child and I had just found an online community of people where being a fucking nerd was “hella cool” and oh my god I was having a blast, and with my new fragile self confidence I decided to say “no I don’t regret what I’m doing/what I like right now at this moment because I don’t hate myself and that’s pretty neat!” And y'all remember 2012-2013 tumblr that shit was absolutely cringy, I was just repeating phrases I’d heard. But then, it got turned into a “laugh at the child” and then I got dozens upon dozens of hate messages and my confidence about literally everything got shattered I had messages telling me to kill myself and messages calling me a snowflake and an idiot and a c*nt and all those other words that are meant to hurt you. Even years after I changed my URL, I’d get a sinking pit in my stomach whenever I’d see this post go around again because I knew I’d get those three or four snide anons asking “so do you regret it?” And yes I absolutely do, fuck off So yeah, I was a stupid tumblr kid and probably shouldn’t have commented But I didn’t deserve the onslaught of hateful messages So now y'all know, it’s me Surprise, or whatever

[100493503004422]

hello! I’m sorry for dragging you through the mud in the first place. seventeen-year-old me was not as evolved as she thought, which I’m sure is a surprise to no one. there were absolutely tons of comments exactly like yours, but it got singled out just because I was going through a sarcastically-responds-to-comments phase and I happened to see it. I’ve heard people use this post as an example of how young teens are stupid & don’t know anything, and I’m sorry that you became the poster child of that patronizing and invalidating idea. 

sidenote, who the FUCK calls a 14 yr old a c*nt & tells them to kill themselves??

[hummingbird-hooligan]

Thank you for commenting, op <3 I really don’t blame you at all for what you said, I want to call out my 14 year old self just as badly lmao But I really appreciate the overwhelming positive response to this I’d hope we can sort of grow as a community from this, but I won’t get my hopes up lol

[blackfelineart]

I redrew a bunch of Ls from the manga (gotta learn from the masters, yo’), but this is the only one I actually liked.

Here you go.

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GIANT SELF HELP MASTERPOST

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emergency compliment  calming manatee calming paintbrush soothing techniques the thoughts room the quiet place daily puppy draw a stickman self injury recovery masterpost need a hug?? comfort box alternatives for anger and restlessness happy thing masterpost when you’re sad? click here to smile feeling stressed? cheer up! the dawn room

isnt the rain beautiful are you feeling okay? calm down weave silk to calm down do nothing for two minutes match the colours look at the stars!

wanting to self harm or worse? maybe you want to comfort someone else wow beautiful nature sounds! really good game to get feelings out nature not your thing? coffee shop noise

sand patterns speak to people how to care for self harm cuts distractions and alternatives for self harm how to fade and cover scars what to do when someone notices your cuts/scars? resisting the urges 25 ways to avoid self injury tips to help stop cutting helping someone who is suicidal stupid games to cheer you up (pointless games) the butterfly project just relapsed? reasons to live

eating disorder support groups coping with exercise addictions bulimia recovery coping with weight gain overcome your eating disorder

bipolar self help living with bipolar dealing with bipolar without medication 10 more ways to cope with bipolar bipolar coping skills

how to cope with depression natural depression treatments ways to deal with depression/stress overcoming loneliness  finding the right antidepressant

understanding and managing anxiety understanding and coping with panic attacks tips and tricks for dealing with anxiety anti stress breathing tips coping with social anxiety cope with panic attacks

self defence tips rape escape how to break out of a zip tie

depression resources masterpost cool game called ‘the end’ to distract you “how to cut” (not what you think) big master post of masterposts

HOW TO stop skipping breakfast stop biting your nails work through feelings of social isolation understand types of anxiety deal with anxiety calm down calm down during a anxiety attack do yoga to cheer  yourself up learn how to mediate cope with ocd coping with social anxiety disorder coping with schizophrenia coping with depression coping with bipolar coping with borderline personality disorder coping with eating disorders coping with autism spectrum disorder

GET HELP WITH

disorders/mental illness low on cash but wanting help? panic and anxiety coping with PTSD never say these things to someone having a panic attack what is ocd? more about ocd what is PTSD? what is social anxiety/social phobia supporting someone with PTSD tips living with someone who has OCD what is depression? what is autism spectrum disorder? what is bipolar? what is borderline personality disorder? what are eating disorders? what is generalized anxiety disorder? what is panic disorder? what is schizophrenia?  suicide prevention hotlines more hotlines (UK) list of hotlines for everyone mental health hotlines

8TRACKS PLAYLISTS CALM/CHEER UP MUSIC

note to self good feelings spring fling coffee shop acoustics rad covers good feelings a little bit of everything good morning breathe acoustic conquer school wheels on the road choose happy sleepy tunes coffee shop tunes

BACKGROUND NOISES

MYNOISE SOUNDROWN RAINY MOOD COFFEE SHOP SOUNDS TO FALL ASLEEP TO STUDY PLAYLIST MOST RELAXING TUNE ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTS CALM SOUND

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Important!

[takecare-takecare-takecare-deac]

This is incredible and I’m also going to add emergencykitten.com

Because who doesn’t occasionally have an emergency that requires a kitten

[attack-on-tuba]

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU COULD EVER REBLOG

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@ethansbluehair

[just-try-to-inspire]

✨✨✨

[p0isone]

I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. 

[a-mind-occupied-by-tennant]

Amen.

[dancingwithrevolution-deactivat]

I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.

[yafpot]

or my fake fbi badge

[theyoungsana]

Whatever happened to equality? Huh, Murrica? 

[theyoungsana]

bringing this back, because I still don’t have big pockets

[eucalyphus]

I’m fucking hilarious and no one can tell me I’m not.

[scumbagsblog]

I’m snorting fuck you this is genius

[lum1natrix]

this is a blessed post

[demachick]

me shouting out my open window late at night: WHAT TEAM?! 

mark some 3 thousand miles away from me: TEAMIPLIER

[twistedsoulsandthebodies]

Now How Dare You People

What the fuck, everyone one thinks they have the right to tell someone that they mean nothing, get the fuck off this website then. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO DEAL WITH. How dare you think that telling someone to go kill themselves or that telling them that they are worthless is fun? Huh? How in the fuck is that fun? I may not know what most people are going through but at least I have the respect and dignity to help them. I know what it fucking feels like to have hate, and trust me if you knew then you would grow the hell up. @askgoogleirlrp is a good person, and I’m not talking about the Rp Googleplier, I am talking about THE HUMAN BEING who sits here and puts up with this bullshit. Your bullshit. This is not a Rp, this is not a game, but a human life you are playing with. If you think you are better then someone then maybe you need to rethink a few fucking things. I HATE people like that, and I mean that as the person I am.

[serenefreakgeek]

Bullying is absolutely the most disgusting thing, and I hate it so much. I really hope it gets better for you @askgoogleirlrp and if not you can talk to me anytime I swear. I know you may not know me but those jerks don’t know you either. The difference is I care, and they are just huge jerks. I swear.

[fencer-x]

just shoot me now. make my grave here and leave me

[anoddlittleduckling-blog]

This will be my outfit to prom. I don't care what my fam thinks.

[anoddlittleduckling-blog]

Me: Light

Fiona: No

Me: Light

Fiona: HIPBUMP

Me: *Dead on the floor*

[ethansbluehair-blog]

Human

anoddlittleduckling (via ethansbluehair)

[anoddlittleduckling-blog]

HEY GUYS I CONVINCED MY BESTIE TO JOIN US ON THIS WEBSITE! EVERYONE GO FOLLOW HER NOW!!

@ethansbluehair

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nothing has changed (x)

[ethansbluehair-blog]

eefan never changed

[xnicolexedgex-deactivated201808]

REBLOG IF YOU THINK BOYS CAN WEAR MAKEUP

( my dad says they can’t so I want to prove him wrong, btw I think they can wear whatever they want)

[ethansbluehair-blog]

YES YES YES

[brolynn]

Year: 2045

Me: Hey sweetie! how was school?

Child: Great! We are doing this really cool study about early social media! I was assigned to YouTube! Remember it?

Me: *stares into camera like its the office*

[ethansbluehair-blog]

this will be me. this WILL BE ME