My Pointless Shenanigans

We be doin it

[tiktokstowatch]

[not-buggy]

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

[catchymemes]

[sequoiaofeorzea]

That poor seal was just chilling there you stupid cat!

[fishmech]

[songsofwaterandnight]

[memeuplift]

[foulserpent]

[iapislazuli]

ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT

[mellifexfarm]

ghjdghghsdghs

[mrpibb]

Finally ! Been waiting for someone to say something about this❗️❗️

[rosybro]

Why would you build a hotel?

[mrpibb]

☕️🐸

[oe6]

[drtanner]

The MELODRAMA

[phcking-detective]

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

[doomedvoyages]

it’s jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and  people want them dead they are our FRIENDS

[doomedvoyages]

I was drunk but right

[socialworker-rebecca]

If it’s too hard to think positive, think neutral.

I’m no better or worse than anyone else.

I deserve the same things in life as anyone else.

I’m a human being.

Right now, I am feeling ________(fill in the blank).

I don’t know how I’ll feel in 5 minutes, or tomorrow.

I can’t predict the future.

Life is full of painful, pleasurable, and boring moments.

The world is full of good, evil, and gray areas.

[princesspeepo]

i was watching high school musical yesterday and watched troy bolton eat a delicious lunch of Just White Bread

[disordercinema]

Cannibalism

[princesspeepo]

AHFNJGJWNGNWBTBWKGBAJGBSBFJADBVW

[birdonahotdog]

How does it feel to be an adult?

exhausting and everything is expensive

[straycatj]

Mr. J, you look like you're posed like a mermaid in that picture, it's very cute!

こういうイミです？

Do you mean like this?

[dead-and-loving-it-yo-deactivat]

I absolutely love this picture I want to use it as my profile picture

[straycatj]

いいですけど…こんなイイカゲンなやつ…マジで？

I'm OK but are you sure because it's quite cursory and silly... 😑

[fatefulfindings]

I want a tattoo of it

[straycatj]

さすがにそれはやめるですよ

I recommend you to reconsider seriously

[thekwikemart]

i think about this constantly because there is absolutely no reason for him to be like that at all. there’s no context, this is the entire gag. it kills me.

[anxietyproblem]

[notchicken]

When will your friends ever

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

PLEASE GIVE US BACK OUR MOM

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first