you share your wedding but your funeral is all to yourself
joy is to be shared, death so coldly individualist
who decided weddings and funerals were opposites anyway?
a wedding is a joining of people so its antonym should be a separation of people; a divorce
a funeral is an occasion marking one person's absence of life, so its antonym should be an occasion marking one person's fullness of life; which is getting your cock sucked balls licked and ass eaten simultaneously by three different androgynous goths
a funeral (and a wake) are just parties for you that you don't attend








