An Ogrish Tart

[elliespectacular]

you share your wedding but your funeral is all to yourself

joy is to be shared, death so coldly individualist

who decided weddings and funerals were opposites anyway?

a wedding is a joining of people so its antonym should be a separation of people; a divorce

a funeral is an occasion marking one person's absence of life, so its antonym should be an occasion marking one person's fullness of life; which is getting your cock sucked balls licked and ass eaten simultaneously by three different androgynous goths

[anogrishtart]

a funeral (and a wake) are just parties for you that you don't attend

[anogrishtart]

[anogrishtart]

Sunday morning juevos

[depsidase]

[ryebreadgf]

anyway. No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

[coldswarkids]

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

[foxoftheasterisk]

[coldswarkids]

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

[foxoftheasterisk]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

how MRAs had me thinking companies respond to sexual harassment: we have decided to execute a man for smiling at a woman once

how they actually respond: we told that guy to not force himself on you in the parking lot again and he seemed pretty chill about it so no further action will be taken

[communist-hatsunemiku]

I'm actually extremely triggered by being asked to reflect on my behavior and unlearn deeply rooted sexist and racist tendencies. You see I've been coddled like a baby my entire adult life and if you're not niceys to me I'll be forced to join the proud boys. This is a YOU problem btw

[queerautism]

Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[animentality]

[klapollo]

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

[myalgias]

[anogrishtart]

and they call TUMBLR the reading comprehension site

[newfoundlandland]

[anogrishtart]

there's a reason Nan's house is built for hobbit-sized people

[omgthatdress]

ily, menswear guy