Anokina

21 year old Kiwi living on Kangaroo land.

[ruinedchildhood]

[mmlais-blog]

[officialwhitegirls]

[danger]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[with-practice]

[stability]

[regby-blog1]

me: *eats something* friend: can I have a bite ? me: yeah you can have the whole thing if you go buy your own

[onlytwitterpics]

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[coelasquid]

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

[lubna-o]

[melisica]

[parakavka]

[fancy--tuna]

[meanplastic]

[unshrink]

Someone: “You have no talents”

Me:

[onlytwitterpics]

[nicoldemort]