wilbur

hy◞ h?◞ it⠀⠀✩⠀⠀owner of my toy , reed .

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✩⠀⠀call me wilbur , hunter , venison , or 482 . i use hy◞ h?◞ it◞ blood pronouns and i prefer masculine & nonhuman terms used on me . i am pro — cc & anti — non con harm .

i am sourced off of arg wilbur , pogtopia wilbur , & revivebur . i will never ever seperate from my sources . i love talking to sourcemates , especially the pathetic and clingy ones :) i love getting creepy , parasocial , invasive , & pitiful asks . flirting & nsfw asks are ok , however do not tell me if you are sending them in a serious sense . i am very taken & the proud owner of my victim , @simpburcel . do not touch him . i am cisprogrammed , transharmful , transhateful , trisabusive , transmanipulative , transh?man , perma28 , & many other labels akin to these .

[anomalybite]

omg welcome back !! i i loooove your pfp, how did you edit it like that?

thank you , its my oomfs art :) i used a blurry circle pfp mask that i downloaded from Pinterest and imported into ibis paint , then hit clear white ( color ) from the 3 dots button on the layer menu

after that i imported my pfp as a second layer and then hit the highlighted button here .

after that i just resized the pfp layer until it looked nice with the mask . taadaa . now your icons can be even cooler than before .

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ur alive?:0

once per sometimes , yeah . i dont front much unless theres no one actually hosting or unless my sweet victim is front . [ sighing in emergency host ]

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Your so cool ehehhehe

thaaank you very much . your icon is cute .

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oh, thank you..! my guide chose it for me, he's the one that helped me make my blog..! it's the closest i could find to my faceclaim..

meat pies sound fun to make..! ive never actually made them before, but trying new recipes is one of my favorite things to do..! you could be my taste tester.. :>

i apologize for the late reply ! i was out of front . i would love to be a taste tester for lovely treats <3

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hm.. maybe i would try a small bit, just to make you happy.. i'm not familiar with cooking it, but there's a first time for everything..! i can learn some new recipes to make with it..! i've even heard you can use meat in some pastries, it could be something for both of us to try..!

i think that would be lovely ! lovely little meat pies :) im sure you'd do a lovely job , bakers experience factored in :)

you have a lovely pfp btw

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h?man.. meat..? as in, human..? i don't think i've ever cooked with it before.. i usually just take whatever meat i can get from the critters that naturally pass, i don't like to be wasteful... after all, it's just part of forest life..! but humans don't usually die out here... when they do, it's to bears or cryptids, and they don't save much for a deerbun like myself.. even still, critters warn me against eating it... they say that once an animal tastes it, they crave nothing else.. they starve themselves hunting humans and humans alone until they die or get killed.. no matter how far away they are..

i dont know if i want to risk that.. i like my simple snacks and my pastries.. but if you wanted to eat it, i suppose i could cook with it for you..! i just may not eat any myself as i'm a little skittish with other types of meat..

yes . precisely :)

trust me , little bun , i have a stead supply . if you were ever curious .. or irritated me enough , you'd surely be able to have a nice little supply to much on . a little corruption and fear makes meat taste exquisite after all . .

but of course , you may also stick to your pastries , little one , if thats what you truly desire <3 :)

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oh, no, i'm not uncomfy..! i like interacting with you, i would've stopped by now if i didnt like it.. it's fun getting responses from you..! i promise i'm just a little skittish by nature, i type like this normally.. :> /gen

a cold cabin sounds a little uncomfy.. but as long as i get to bake, i think it would be okay..! i like to cook too, simple snacks or fruit based things.. but occasionally i do make things with meat..! usually only chicken or fish, though, i get... nervous.. when handling red meat..

noted noted , thank you very much . i struggle with tone and even though i enjoy being harmful , i hate being non consensually harmful / discomforting .

sorry for the slow rep , locked in on finding something .

ooo , you'll definitely get to bake ! hmmm , it would be tricky getting you to adjust to my diet though . how do little does like you feel about h?man meat :)

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38 notifs, someone’s obsessed

absolutely <3

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ouh, i would.. i'm such a crybaby a lot of the time, i tear up at the smallest things.. loud noises, mean words, even spooking myself makes me run and cry.. a knife would definitely make me start crying... but maybe i'd offer you a muffin instead of me..? i dont think bunnydeers taste good, hehe.. would you take a strawberry muffin instead..?

hmmmm ,, maybe . . . maybe id keep you alive to be my own little personal baker :) would you fight me if i took you from your sweet little home to my secluded and cold cabin ?

id make sure you'd have the best treatment :)) as long as you were behaved .

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very soft and fluffy..! i love baking muffins, especially berry muffins..! i love strawberry muffins, apple cinnamon muffins, blueberry muffins, raspberry muffins.. oh, but my favorite has to be banana muffins..! i bake a new batch every weekend, i can't help but feed my sweet tooth..

an elk hybrid sounds.. scary, though.. elk are so much bigger than me... i would probably run the minute i see you.. i panic a lot, always on high alert if i'm too far from my cottage..

those all sound absolutely lovely ! i think itd be so fun to try all of them ( aside from the banana one, we do not like bananas )

running always makes it so much more fun . the fear in their little eyes when i catch them . the worry of what i could possibly do . the gamble of the way ill choose to make my kill .

would you cry at the sight of my knife ? the thought of being trapped in my hidden little cellar ? :)

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oh..! um... well... of course, im a bunnydeer... bottom half bunny with deer patterns, top half deer with bunny patterns..! i've got little antler nubs and floppy bun ears, but i can swap myself around depending on what i need to do that day..! i built my own little cottage in my forest where i stay.. i tend to a small garden there, and i take care of the other critters near my house.. i usually spend most of my days foraging, sewing or baking.. and.. my favorite hobby is messing with hunters that go too deep into the forest.. see, i'm kind of small, like a fawn, but i can make the forest cast shadows to make me look bigger and scarier..! it's funny watching them shoot blindly at the shadows while i'm just munching on berries nearby, hehe..

a little trickster , i see :]

that sounds very cute and homey . whats your favorite treat to bake ? you sound absolutely adorable . surely soft and fluffy , i must guess ?

I wonder how frightened you'd be to see a frostbitten elk hybrid scoping you out from the trees :))))

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suddenly im.. a lot more shy about sending you asks.. having an actual blog makes me a little more skittish because now you'll know who i am.. it's not too bad, though.. :>

aww , dont be shy now . i might seem scary & mean but i assure you im anything but judgemental . your layout is lovely and very adorable .

tell me a little bit about yourself , deer :)

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deerbun has blog now.. hallo.. :>

it looks adorable . lovely job , little prey . :]

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i startle easily so i would probably run.. prey drive is high year round so i jump at the smallest of things.. but i heard that hunters like chasing their prey so maybe that's good..? but when you do catch me i'd probably just let u do what u want with me.. i want to be good, after all..

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awwe , how sweet and considerate . i do enjoy chasing my prey . i think you would be good regardless , you sweet little thing . i think it'd be exquisite it to grab you by a chunk of your hair , pull your head back enough so youre neck is straine, and bite at the flesh until it bleeds . yes i am aware human teeth cannot break skin , but luckily for you and i , im not completely human .

would it make you dizzy if i made you bleed , little bun ? i think i could eat you up :)

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well, i live in a forest, if it helps :D there's a lot of deer here but bunnies pass through sometimes.. i stay close to the deeper parts because that's where my favorite foods grow, but if you came to visit, i might go further to the tree line.. c:

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oouh , i would certainly come visit . i can only imagine how fun it would be to hear you squeak and squeal when i capture you and hold you at knifepoint :) would you run ? would you cry ? or would you just surrender yourself to me like a good lil bun ?

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would it make u happy 2 know that.. i am a deerboy.. that is also a bunny.. idk my source is weird but nobody draws me as a bunny and they barely draw me as a deer :c

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it would absolutely make me happy to know . a true shame . . . i would offer to draw some art for you but i do not enjoy my art style nor anyone elses in the system .

a bunnydeerboy is quite the specimen ... very fascinating . . . my my , you would certainly be a lovely piece of prey to hunt for .