¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i guess this is my mcyt sideblog now

henlo tis i bee She/her | adult My brain likes to shout aus at me that I then never do anything with so if yall like them feel free to do whatever you want with them just make sure to credit me

[anonbeeishere]

I guess im gonna make an intro post since people are flocking to tumblr now????????

Anyways hi, i’m bee. I’m an adult, so if that makes you uncomfortable please feel free to block me. I won’t be upset or offended!

I’ve been on this hellsite for 10 years as of april 2022, so if you have any questions about how tumblr works that the “intro to tumblr” posts going around don’t answer feel free to ask! I can’t promise it’ll be a good answer bc a lot of this stuff ive just kind of learned through osmosis but i sure as hell will try!

Anyways this is my mcyt sideblog! If you know my main No You Don’t /j

I mainly like qsmp, hermitcraft, empires smp, rats smp, the life series and some dsmp, but i occasionally branch out.

I tag all reblogs of cc posts as “cc on tumblr” so if you don’t want to see that then please filter that tag!

[whereispearlescentmoon]

I need everyone to look at me. Look me dead in my eyes.

Cleo, the real human person who will be face revealing next weekend, is, by their own definition, a heavyset White femme presenting nonbinary person who is in their early-mid 40s. That's what they will look like. I need you to get that in your mind right now so that I don't see any dumb as shit comments about Cleo not looking like fanart or a cartoon or their anime style V-Tuber. They will look like a real human person. You will be normal about this.

[killjoyous]

5 years since the 16th!

happy 5 years everyone… are we feeling old yet

[piglinwithapickaxe]

happy 4 years to the crater sized hole in my chest that has never quite gone away

[piglinwithapickaxe]

happy 5 years to the crater sized hole in my chest that has never quite gone away

[foop204]

Peetah. The horses are here.

[npcgrain]

THE CRANE WIVES. THEY KNOW US. THEY KNOW WHO WE ARE.

[mumbono5]

Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

[thedeaddandy]

MCYT Story and Trope Survey

Completely Anonymous!

MCYT has plenty of potential for storytelling, so tell me all about your favorite examples!

[tubbo3091]

do you reminisce on the past a lot?

Thanks for the sending a message , to me on my blog. Yes i do. For exampled,last week I made Like the greatest omelette ever.....With chives & mozeralla ,yeah..Yeah And now, im reminiscing of how great it tasteted ☺ Also i miss my husband and my best friend and Everything that once was

[redstonedust]

i'm not going to say much on iskalls departure from hermitcraft unless we get more information (and maybe we never will, and thats fine) but please dont hound the hermits for details, especially on stream. we have no clue what the nature of the complaints were, we have no clue who was involved, and its likely not something they can talk about right now. i know its reasonable to want to know if your favorite youtuber did something bad, but i believe if they have more to say, they'll say it when the time is right. and the right time is probably not when theyre trying to do their job.

[ruudcaraz]

it's november 16th and my best friend brought up my tweet from 4 years ago where i said that if anyone was overwhelmed by what was happening on the dsmp they could go watch phil because he made sure he would have a chill stream that day and oh this did not age well LMAOOO whenever i see this i just have to laugh

[isjasz]

nightmare fuel fr (i. dont know what possessed me to do this HASJDHAJWHEAWHEIJFKL)

[braxiatel]

the thing about magic mountain is that it's so funny how little sense it makes when you combine everyone's lore.

This is a volcano. We don't know if it's dormant or active but we do know that there's a hole leading Somewhere outside the world at the bottom of the crater. On one side we have an abandoned cyberpunk dystopia and the bunker all of its former citizens are hiding in, as well as Japanese cyberpunk city with a serial horse killer on the loose. Over here is the sleepy mountain town that consists entirely of shops and then one guy's house, and next to that is the magical teleporting zoo train whose owner is currently levelling a mountain to make room for his zoo. Along this part of the river two people are going through their own personal and mostly unrelated fish-themed horror stories. This is Skizz's torture pyramid that teaches you about what you really need in life by killing you repeatedly. Welcome to magic mountain :)

[hadesbullshit]

Starting a collection

[c4stlevani4]

seeing newer HermitCraft fans learning about docs unwavering allyship for the first time is so fun because he has literally always been like this. remember that one time he jumped a guy for calling bdubs a faggot. at a bar. at Disneyland. years ago. doc doesn't lie he IS the goat

[queenarsinoethepoisoner]

I feel like we should also mention that one time doc kissed a guy at minecon (? I don’t remember exactly what event it was). There’s a twitter post about it somewhere, please if someone knows what I’m talking about can you add it onto this post?

[c4stlevani4]

yeah that as well! i don't have the image on me but the dude was millibee's dad I think? it was one of the other minecon cc's dad at minecon 2012. there's a few other instances such as the breast pump image and the multiple dress images out there too. doc is truly one of the guys ever

[antimony-medusa]

CC!phil in early stream confirmed that he's played the same character on most servers (definitely dsmp and qsmp, not sure about smpearth, not osmp), which is exploding my mind because on a quick count what we just got confirmed includes:

Hardcore phil canon to DSMP

Emduo part of Q!phil's history

q!Phil angel of death

q!phil bad dad phil allegations are back

q!phil city-destroyer and war criminal during the eggs missing arc, he was so restrained

Ender king and whatever THAT means implied as part of c!Phil's backstory

c!phil (hurt wings) confirmed "child of the sky"

c!phil confirmed kisses men

q!phil confirmed ancient immortal

q!phil confirmed fridgefucker

the list goes on

[pwettyepic]

i'll be honest. as someone who experienced the dsmp's slow slow slow slow death, it feels kind of.. idk refreshing? to see a server admit it's run its course and can no longer continue under current circumstances

like it's far better to face reality and end things on your own terms than keep it within an inch of its life on life support agonising for over a year for no other reason than the server owner's desperate attempt to cling onto the only thing that gave him relevancy (fuck you dream)

farewell qsmp, unfortunate that things happened this way but the heart was there. o7

[pwettyepic]

we should be grateful we didn't spend an additional year hearing "QSMP'S NOT DEAD GUYS!!!" and "lore soon..." over and over i would have imploded