you're telling me a crab ran this goon?

guards seize him

[apolladay]

if you’re allergic to something how did you find out

always knew/knew since childhood

had a bad allergic reaction to something

had a mild allergic reaction to something

asked online “why is [food] spicy/itchy/tingly” and figured it out from there

got my blood drawn to check for allergies

got my blood drawn for unrelated reasons

other

multiple

i am without allergies but want to click a button

Voting ended onApr 11

i’m i mix of 5 + 6… got my blood drawn for something unrelated and they asked if i wanted to do an allergy panel that would be low cost. said sure. oops! all shellfish

[twynte]

i LOVE etho lore because all we know about this man is that he lives somewhere in Canada, saved a girl from a car crash, probably still has dial up, is either 38 years old or 81 years old, and he commits tax fraud

[twynte]

He is such a skrunkly little blorbo irl look at these tags. This is the kind of information i want to know abt someone. I dont care about birthdays or addresses or real legal names. tell me about etho trying to sell a generator bc he owns 6, tell me out his 48 printers, tell me about little children recognizing him solely by his voice

[c4stlevani4]

P:eg fans does mark berskii low-key remind anyone of those two gay bitches from miraculous ladybug or am I insane

[thecoolerliauditore]

"scar is bad at the game and will probably be out very early" and "the canary curse finally broke" are two takes ive seen that are so bafflingly common throughout WL's run that ive arrived at the conclusion SL must have been a mass hallucination event only experienced by select members of the fandom and gem is my tulpa

[7thblackbird]

People's reactions to Martren are killing me. Like they all sound so disappointed. Shout out to Grian especially, I am sure he saw THAT and immediatly regretted ever introducing Ren and Martyn to each other

[grayhamster]

Yeah sorry your boyfriend is dead. Yeah there was nothing we could d- wait what are you doing put the DNA copying powers down. Don’t look at him in the eyes desperately and copy his DNA. NO. BAD. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU COPE WITH LOSS. GO TO THERAPY DO NOT INVENT A NEW STAGE OF GRIEF. Why do I even bother.

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

dan povenmire (co-creator of phineas and ferb and voice actor of heinz doofenshmirtz himself): hey, jimmy! if i had a nickel for every time you weren't the first out in a minecraft life series, i'd have two nickels! which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

this is insane. wild, you might even say

[kanohirren]

Docm tweets but he's on the Kira case

[pifflesandprattles]

no posting on tumblr today, i fear im busy watching people get eaten by Minecraft Youtuber BDoubleO on the hellsite that is previously twitter.com now X the everything app

[pifflesandprattles]

so it all started with the widely loathed pelican-

[pifflesandprattles]

and then- uhh.. uhm

UHMM

oh dear..

[ashiyn]

HERMITCRAFT ↳ BdoubleO100 off camry stream (16/12/24) — "Bdubs Plans His Next Build"

tweets used [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

[xbeefralis]

“Ohhh Mumbo and scar in the court case they’re making out hot and heavy” STOP IT. I hope the co-co-co owners of Half Foods- xbcrafted, vintagebeef, keralis- are all FUCKING mid-trial. Fuck you.

[mumblesplash]

the hermits are stronger than me tbh if people asked for my ‘boundaries’ in the context they get asked i would not be able to take it seriously

[mumblesplash]

you’re only allowed to ship me with people who have more subscribers than i do and you have to change my gender so it’s always gay

[mumblesplash]

smut fic is allowed but only if it’s written in perfect rhyming meter

[mumblesplash]

nsfw art must include sculk somehow

[mumblesplash]

[westopoliscity]

This website is a fucking parody of itself

[cherrifire]

did you trade vowels with martyn and that's why you're cherri instead of cherry

I need to blow up this anon with my mind. What.

[riacte]

Idk if the Treebarkers know this but Ren spoke to False in his Martren voice and was like “I’m not Ren, I’m Martren” so he casually brought the abomination back home to Hermitcraft

[angelzhark]

gempearl as blossica from R1999 🫶 ft lyrics from Enjambre bcuz its kinda them

[redstonedust]

symbolism can be whatever you want it to be and now that theres 7 life series we can make the winners deadly sins if we want. heres my proposition:

grian: pride (vibes) scott: sloth (laid back in most seasons) pearl: envy (towards the other soul pairings) martyn: gluttony (time is delicious) scar: greed (seashells on the sea shore) cleo: wrath (die for me) joel: lust (hes gonna fuck that car)

[beansfrombeans]