AnonSequitur

Cue the weird noises

[anonsequitur]

Boutta recreate the tide pod challenge with the free Cotsco samples

[escuerzoresucitado]

[catchymemes]

[alkemylabz]

sometimes trying to be more social and talk to people u know are already in an established friend group feels like

[temporalreverie]

(via @usamirenko)

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 96

Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)

Discord (My Little Pony)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Voting ended onJun 8

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tomodachi Life fandom I believed in you

[shencomix]

[anonsequitur]

Sometimes I wish I could just trigger total sensory deprivation at will.

Now is one of those times.

[dailycatsblog]

[goth-queen]

[dailycatsblog]

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[anonsequitur]

When someone tells me to use vosotros

[sapphling]

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

[writing-prompt-s]

Every Fae has something niche they collect. Old records, forgotten books or even lost toys. Your collection? Well… you definitely don’t have to worry about someone wanting your things…

[anonsequitur]

I remember in like 3rd(?) grade, I was in line to get food in the cafeteria. I got to the milk cooler and grabbed a carton of chocy milk (bc normal milk is shit on its own) and immediately threw up.

I still don’t know why that happened, all i remember is that I was immediately fine afterwards and wanted to get my lunch.

But nooooo, they had to take me to the nurse’s office and call my mom.

They even took my fuckin chocy milk before I had a chance to drink it!

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[anonsequitur]

There is a devil in my ears and he’s screaming at the top of his fuckin lungs