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she's moved on to bigger and better things
If someone I didn't know sent this to me, of course I would be pissed off. Initially. But then I would undoubtedly start to think about the fact that every girlfriend I've ever had has cheated. So what's really different this time? The only thing I would hope is that he wouldn't tell her that he had sent me this video. Or the next one.
"Accidentally."
I have never had a girlfriend directly comment on my penis size, or lack thereof. Although a few of them have made slightly ambiguous statements which could have easily been interpreted that way. And I always did just that, although I never said anything to them about it. Also the fact that literally every single girlfriend I've ever had, including my current one, cheated on me, at least once, spoke volumes.
And most women will tell their girlfriends nearly everything which goes on in their lives so it would not surprise me in the least if this topic was discussed once or twice over the years.
I honestly don't want my girlfriend to confess that she has been cheating on me. But that doesn't mean that I wouldn't be interested in hearing about, or seeing, what he does with her
Football season is underway and every season two things happen. My friends come to my place to watch the games and drink beer all day. And my girlfriend insists on wearing clothes that I've repeatedly told her are completely inappropriate in a room full of guys. But she just ignores me. Unfortunately my friends, especially one guy in particular, make no attempt to ignore her as she walks around or takes a seat in the room to hangout with us.
One night I asked my girlfriend to tell me about the largest guy she had ever been with. After asking repeatedly if I really wanted to know the truth, she said she could do even better than tell me. She could show me. Her ex had given her a dildo designed from a mold of his actual cock. And she still owned it. What she failed to tell me is that he had given it to her two months after she and I started dating.
My girlfriend had a job interview earlier today. She sounded a bit nervous when we spoke on the phone before she left her apartment.
So I tried to reassure her…
“Remember…the person doing the interview wants to find the right person as soon as possible because they hate the interview process as much as you do. So just relax, and be yourself. Because they want to fill that position as much as you do. Maybe even more.”
I’m still waiting to hear from her for an update.
Almost every woman owns a dildo which reminds her of a specific lover. And it's never her current boyfriend, it's always an ex. My girlfriend falls into this category. Although she doesn't know that I found out about it.
The look in her eyes is the result of her ex taking off his shorts and reminding her that not every man is as poorly endowed as her current boyfriend. Not that she really needed to be reminded…the life size dildo he had made for her before they broke up still gets a lot of use.
"Accidentally."
I have never had a girlfriend directly comment on my penis size, or lack thereof. Although a few of them have made slightly ambiguous statements which could have easily been interpreted that way. And I always did just that, although I never said anything to them about it. Also the fact that literally every single girlfriend I've ever had, including my current one, cheated on me, at least once, spoke volumes.
And most women will tell their girlfriends nearly everything which goes on in their lives so it would not surprise me in the least if this topic was discussed once or twice over the years.
The look in her eyes is the result of her ex taking off his shorts and reminding her that not every man is as poorly endowed as her current boyfriend. Not that she really needed to be reminded...the life size dildo he had made for her before they broke up still gets a lot of use.
Football season is underway and every season two things happen. My friends come to my place to watch the games and drink beer all day. And my girlfriend insists on wearing clothes that I've repeatedly told her are completely inappropriate in a room full of guys. But she just ignores me. Unfortunately my friends, especially one guy in particular, make no attempt to ignore her as she walks around or takes a seat in the room to hangout with us.
she's moved on to bigger and better things
If someone I didn't know sent this to me, of course I would be pissed off. Initially. But then I would undoubtedly start to think about the fact that every girlfriend I've ever had has cheated. So what's really different this time? The only thing I would hope is that he wouldn't tell her that he had sent me this video. Or the next one.
My girlfriend started taking pole dancing class about a year and a half ago. A few months later the studio hired a male instructor, who is evidently very talented and extremely popular with the girls in the class. Now she is going twice a week, but swears that it’s just a coincidence and has nothing to do with him. Her workout clothes have also changed ever since he was hired. Another coincidence?.
My girlfriend’s manager at the restaurant asked her if she wouldn’t mind trying on a few of the new uniforms he is considering for the waitresses. Evidently he still hasn’t decided because he sent an email an hour ago asking if she could do it again tomorrow. What a pain.
Almost every woman owns a dildo which reminds her of a specific lover. And it's never her current boyfriend, it's always an ex. My girlfriend falls into this category. Although she doesn't know that I found out about it.
When my girlfriend was married, for four years, she had a very different type of relationship with her now ex-husband than with me.
My girlfriend went to her boss’s home last weekend for a “staff only” BBQ and pool party to celebrate some recent company successes. I haven’t heard any of her coworkers mention it.
