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people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

filthyprotozoan

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

filthyprotozoan

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

lychgate

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

derinthescarletpescatarian

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

caresscoffee

every time my coworker took off his hat I'd think he was a completely different person and I'd be like, "shipping got a new guy?" and without fail people would say, "no, he's just not wearing his hat" and then I'd feel really stupid for the day because it's just a hat

sometiktoksarevalid

turochamp

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

uglygirlstatus

sorry I had to draw this

quail-in-red

I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny

parkchanwoohoo

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists