ICH LIEBE BLUT

Eins.. zwei.. drei.. Bah! Zhere is a lot of you on here! I heard about questions, ja? Oh, oh, ask, bitte!

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

About Mich;

Hallo! Emm.. decided to make zhis for MEDICAL PURPOSES! Eh, you could say so, at least. I am intrigued by zhe nature of zhis app.. so I shall give it a try! Zhe thought of being asked questions, both professional and unprofessional, if you vill, seems a fun way to pass zhe time. In spare time, when zhere are no patients or bodies to dissect, send something! Zhis looks fun! HAHA!

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Tags? Ah?

#medic asks - for zhe questions you all may have!

#gory graphics - for zhe art you create!

#bloody borrows - anything in zhe queue!

Possibly zhere will be more in zhe future!

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Mod Tags

#mod talks - any regular post I make

#mod ask - answering asks that refer to me

#important - any important announcements

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(OOC) Hello! I'm Archi, and I run this ask blog. I made this purely for fun, and seeing so many of these ask blogs pop up on my feed lately have definitely given me some inspiration. The tag #ooc will be used whenever I have something to say on a post or such, you get it. I hope you guys have fun with this, and I apologize if things seem out of character at points, I'll try my best. Also, this will include headcanons. Probably a lot of them. However, I will try my best not to stray too far from canon.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

I yearn to revive this account what do I do 😔

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Ohoh, it is very great! It would be better if my organ deliveries came faster. The baboon deliveries take forever, and I go through zem so quick, so here I am, being forced to harvest from leftovers. Ach!

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.

I don't know if there is much that can be done about the rapidity, considering the legal difficulties of acquiring a substantial amount of baboon specimens, but we can add a note about it when we file your response.

Are there other non-baboon or non-endangered-species that could work for your ongoing studies?

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Eemmmh. Any large animal vith large enough organs vould vork, ja.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

i see the Mystery Liquid Anon has found you too

I prefer known liquids. Red ones, mainly.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

ARCHI HII!! :D

HELLO!!

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

boops you.

dissolves into mystery liquid that might be milk/cheese/teeth.

auf wiedersehen

Vhere is ze janitor?

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

"doc!!"

hunter suddenly chirps from behind him. her skin is paler and she's missing some freckles as if she's been deprived of sun for a while. she's noticably thinner too (if that was even possible), making her frame more gaunt and unsettling than it already was. she seems enthusiastic despite being so disheveled.

"good to see you!!! ❤️ how long's it been? i lost track of time a bit while i was out, aheheh. i have no idea what month it is. "

your absence lined up with hunter's travel away from base. neat! - @thebubblybutcher

Medic, caught off guard, looked up from his work. Reaching across the table for his bone saw, he grasped the handle and slashed it behind him before he turned around. Luckily for both him and Hunter, Hunter was just an inch far enough away to be left unscathed. He laughed.

“Oh, Hunter, vhat a surprise! Gave me a bit of a scare, mmhehahah.”

He slowly slid his saw into his belt, though his hand continued to hold a loose grip on the handle.

“It’s been quite a bit, ja. I’ve been.. out myself. Or, in, not out. Ze med bay walls have been all I’ve seen for a vhile! HA! Fun, fun.”

Perhaps something was off with the doctor as well.

“How are you doing, mein freund?”

[thebubblybutcher]

she didn't flinch when being slashed at, only cackling in amuement.

"good, good! kat's home safe now.." she looks off to the side and puts her hand over her heart when she mentions the other, a hint of a lovesick sigh in her voice.

she remembers something that snaps her out of it. "oh! i did want to say hi, but i, eh, am mainly here because i think i broke a rib. or two! hahah!" she lifts her shirt to reveal a nasty blotch of black, blue, and red over her left ribcage.

"i had to chase that bird all over europe.."

there's distinct fondness and a little chuckle in her words despite the terrible state the ordeal has seemed to put her in.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Medic raises an eyebrow, corners of his lips rising in the attempt of a friendly smile, but knowing Medic.. It looks far from friendly. At least he has good intentions? Hunter would be used to it, not like she was much different. Finally, he released the handle of his saw.

“Mhehah, I should have known. You never surprise me vith zis.” He cackled and pulled red gloves over blood stained hands.

“Ze thing must be a lot of trouble, mm?” He asked, narrowing his eyes in what was probably and hopefully concentration as he stared at the discolored skin.

“Nothing ze medigun can’t fix! Ze ribs, however, may be a little tight for a day or so. A little sore, yes.” The doctor clicked his tongue. “I vould say refrain from moving too much, but I doubt you’d hold to it.”

He threw another smile—what seemed to be a smile to him—at Hunter as he pulled down the medigun from its spot on the ceiling. He flicked a button on and let the rays do the work. No need in laying Hunter down, it wasn’t like she was dying.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

🇭 🇪 🇱 🇱 🇴 ! 🇲 🇦 🇾 🇬 🇮 🇻 🇪 🇭 🇺 🇬 , 🇾 🇪 🇸 ?

At the cost of a lung.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Ohoh, it is very great! It would be better if my organ deliveries came faster. The baboon deliveries take forever, and I go through zem so quick, so here I am, being forced to harvest from leftovers. Ach!

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Hey *leans on my 1962 Volkswagen Beetle* I got a body in the back you can dissect and collect.

Mmhehhahahahahaahahaahhhahh.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Mod! How ya feeling?

Great! TF2 interest is back, so I’m hoping to use this blog a bit more.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Do the doves eat regular birdseed, or do they have a specialized diet? Does Archimedes ever just eat flesh?

I feed zem as vell as I can, so mostly bird seed and stuff of ze sort. Archimedes enjoys nestling in flesh, but does not eat it, no.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Ay doc! I've been learning!

Du ist sehr klug!

You flatter me. How fresh is your liver?

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Doc, did Heavy's ribcage grow back?

Of course, ribs grow back after all!

. . . no zhey don’t. it did not.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

hey doc, i brought you my corpse from last time i went through respawn! it even has most of the organs still!

Vell, aren’t you a sweet one? Mmhahah.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

[There is a box at the door, normal size, lightly 'sealed' with a sliver of tape with a reddish tint. Would be concerning and perhaps inspire a bit of fear if the recipient was a normal (and sane) person. More stains however were seen on the sides where one would hold the box, vague thumb prints on the top. If one were to inspect closer, they'd see a larger spot where something might have spilled from the inside.]

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[___] {Hope you enjoyed your time off doc.}

-@professional-sculptor

(just wanted to write pissy greeting you too, very late i know)

Medic, having opened the door, stared down at the most likely blood covered box. He snorted and bent to pick it up, tossing it on one of his counters before leaving it alone and forgetting about it. Well, he’d forget about it until the smell.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

i will lick you.

I vill tear your tongue from your mouth and turn it into jerkey. Does zat sound nice? Mm?