[get out] nobody's watching

i'm alison and i think music is pretty cool and stuff. i'm 24 but sometimes act like im 5. i play ukulele. i love the internet and my friends. ok bye love u xoxo kiss kiss.

[christmasnoose]

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

[pocula-blog]

[mcdonaaald]

Why do these mashed potatoes look so sad

[marauders4evr]

Remember when Patrick’s occasional stupidity was used to create really clever and funny, albeit random, scenes? Remember when he wasn’t flanderized into being an idiot without any personality? Remember when Spongebob used to be funny? Remember when the episodes used to be good? Remember. Remember the good Spongebobs. Remember the Alamo. Remember the Titans. Remember who you are. Remember.

[personblogging]

[revengeofthemudbutt-deactivated]

gREATEST SHOW

[jeopardysenpai]

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996 do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

[pocketpadfoot]

Now I just imagine them passing through Muggle streets and the song is playing is Ron just mumbles under his breath “I really really really wanna find a fucking Horcrux”

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[likeigiveabother]

thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

[sixpenceee]

When the sun hits the pelican’s beak at the right angle, you can see inside of it. 

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

that’s amore

[jadont-blog]

do u cherish this snowpuff

reblog if u do

[heathens-and-kings]

Do you think people with UV headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

[pleatedjeans]

[pdlcomics]

[obviousplant]

I left a free biology report outside a Los Angeles high school. See a bonus page on Facebook.

[dulect]

“Have you had previous retail experience?”

[boredpanda]

[imwiremother]

owen wilsons best role is the very small cowboy in the night at the musuem movie. thats who he is to me.

[jehovahhthickness]

[legalmexican]

Goals