Another Astro Blog?!

(We all have Astro trash lurking in our souls though so it's okay I guess) Main: @mizzfantabulous Sag sun/Scorp moon/Aqua Rising She/her

[wtfzodiacsigns]

the signs as "Matt the radar technician" quotes

Aries: A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that Kylo Ren had an eight-pack. That Kylo Ren was shredded.

Taurus: I don’t know, but can you stop yelling me? You’re starting to STRESS ME OUT.

Gemini: Hearing that Zack lost his son really struck a nerve with me. Especially since I’m the one that killed him.

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[astrogrlz]

🌫mutable moons🌫

mutable signs (gemini, sagittarius, virgo, pisces) are more prone to adapt, to shift and mold into their environments when needed. a mutable moon may experience a lot of change internally and they can be very inconsistent in this position. the moon, as well is also inconsistent because they change signs every 2-3 days. i’ve noticed alot of mutable moons experience a great deal of mood swings, specifically gemini and pisces moons. they tend to be easily impressionable and bottle up a great deal of stress. due to their mutable nature, it is hard for these individuals to stay on track. if they see an open door they will definitely take it. likewise, it is also hard for these individuals to conceptualize their feelings because they are all over the place. mutable moons want space and in the moon position, they may feel tied down and this causes even more frustration 

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The Signs as Things My Family Has Said

Aries: “say that again and i’ll put you in a hospital”

Taurus: “i’m too tired to put sheets on my bed. i just want to sleep”

Gemini: “you need to decide what you want to do with your life”

Cancer: “i need to be your favorite person at all times”

Leo: “we been knew that i’m hilarious and gorgeous”

Virgo: “i’m the dumbest smart person here”

Libra: “i deserve only the finest things in life. but will i get them? no”

Scorpio: “i’ll even go get proof that what i said is right. you’re wrong”

Sagittarius: “bold of you to assume i even tried to do to the homework”

Capricorn: “why does everyone get on my nerves?”

Aquarius: “come back later when i’ll be in a better mood”

Pisces: “i just want to be left alone to watch these rom coms”

[trueka]

i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall

[shmreduplication]

I found out recently there’s an elemental component too, every sign is connected to every  element on a 60-year cycle

[patrickdiomedes]

water monkey

[taffetastrology]

The signs as Chloe Wise paintings

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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The holy trinity of Scorpio women

[queeranne]

Amazing

[renaissance-art]

Twelve Signs of the Zodiac c. 1440s

[ancientson]

Pisses

[redstarovermoundcity]

Pisses

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[universalstrology]

libra in the houses

libra in your chart could show where you form relationships with people.

1h - surface level, immediately. “bonded” with lots of people perhaps.

2h - through eating together, shopping, gifting each other

3h - through conversations, through school

4h - through creating what may feel like a parent/child relationship. maybe bonding with someone’s family member before them. (this is interesting since many 4th house libras are cancer risings, which is one of the most nurturing sigs)

5h - through having fun together, flirtation, children

6h - through work, studying, places where you fall into a routine with someone

7h - through traits the other possesses that you might not, harmony

8h - through emotional or physical intimacy

9h - through traveling, beliefs/religion, culture

10h - through work, career or general goals/aspirations

11h- through by being introduced to them through a mutual friend, sharing of community, odd activities

12h- through fate, spirituality, could create very intense bonds, alone/1-on-1 time

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The Signs As Movie Genres Pt. 1

(Based on a post by astrhology on Instagram)

Pisces (Sci-Fi/Romance)

- Her (2013)

- Upside Down (2012)

- Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World (2013)

- WALL•E (2008)

- In Your Eyes (2014)

- Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

- The Adjustment Bureau (2011)

- The Time Traveller’s Wife (2009)

- TiMER (2009)

- Perfect Sense (2011)

Libra/Taurus (Romance/Mystery)

- The Handmaiden (2016)

- Original Sin (2001)

- Crimson Peak (2015)

- Chloe (2009)

- Poison Ivy (1992)

- Killing Me Softly (2002)

- Mullholland Drive (2001)

- Basic Instinct (1992)

- Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

- Unfaithful (2002)

Cancer (Horror/Romance)

- Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

- Spring (2014)

- Let The Right One In (2008)

- A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)

- Thirst (2009)

- Honeymoon (2014)

- The Perfection (2018)

- Blood And Chocolate (2007)

- Midnight Son (2011)

- Horns (2013)

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The Signs As Movie Genres Pt. 3

(Based on a post by astrhology on Instagram)

Aquarius (Action/Sci-Fi)

- The Avengers (2012)

- Avatar (2009)

- Inception (2010)

- The Matrix (1999)

- Terminator (1984)

- Jurassic Park (1993)

- X-Men (2000)

- The Fifth Element (1997)

- I, Robot (2004)

- Push (2009)

Virgo (Action/Mystery)

- What Happened To Monday (2017)

- Limitless (2011)

- The Game (1997)

- Oldboy (2003)

- Eagle Eye (2008)

- The Bourne Identity (2002)

- Fight Club (1999)

- Now You See Me (2013)

- Shutter Island (2010)

- Minority Report (2002)

Aries (Action/Horror)

- Blade (1998)

- Overlord (2018)

- Resident Evil (2002)

- Predator (1987)

- The Hitcher (2007)

- From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

- Planet Terror (2007)

- 28 Days Later (2003)

- Don’t Breathe (2016)

- Underworld (2003)

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The Signs As Movie Genres Pt. 2

(Based on a post by astrhology on Instagram)

Sagittarius/Leo (Sci-Fi/Comedy)

- Paul (2011)

- Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)

- Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

- The Watch (2012)

- Back To The Future (1985)

- Men In Black (1997)

- Mars Attacks! (1996)

- Weird Science (1985)

- Ghostbusters (1984)

- The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy (2005)

Gemini (Mystery/Comedy)

- Date Night (2010)

- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

- A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

- Game Night (2018)

- The ‘Burbs (1989)

- The Pink Panther (2006)

- Scooby-Doo (2002)

- Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

- Rough Night (2017)

- A Simple Favour (2018)

Scorpio/Capricorn (Horror/Comedy)

- Cabin In The Woods (2011)

- Jennifer’s Body (2009)

- Detention (2011)

- Bettlejuice (1988)

- What We Do In The Shadows (2014)

- Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon (2006)

- Gremlins (1984)

- The Addams Family (1991)

- Housebound (2014)

- The Frighteners (1996)

[sagittariusmemes]

[mermaidastrology]

Zodiac Sign Facts

Aries often want to see the best in people, which can lead to them getting hurt.

Taurus is one of the more patient and dependable signs of the Zodiac.

Gemini is inquisitive. They always want to be in a state of learning. Some can become career students.

Cancer is very intuitive. They pick up on subtle gestures that others miss.

Leo, ruled by the sun, shines light on whoever they are around.

Virgo lives to organize. Even the messy ones will still know where everything is located in their home.

Libra loves to negotiate. They are great mediators

Scorpio loves to investigate. They are always wondering what makes people tick.

Sagittarius are ruled by Jupiter, the planet of luck. Their lives are often deeply tied to karma.

Capricorn have a cautious view of life. They consider themselves to be realist.

Aquarius is they most independent sign of the zodiac. Relationships tend to scare them.

Pisces are compassionate individuals. They want to emotionally help others.

[wtfzodiacsigns]

THE SIGNS & THE SENSES

Aries: looks scarlet red; smells like cigarette smoke; sounds like a heart pounding out of their chest; tastes like a cherry coke slushee; feels like a spiked choker

Taurus: looks emerald green; smells like freshly mown grass; sounds like a Fleetwood Mac song; tastes like organic dried fruit; feels like a new hoodie

Gemini: looks mauve; smells like lavender; sounds like fast typing; tastes like lemon drops; feels like freshly painted nails

Cancer: looks cornflower blue; smells like hot tea; sounds like rain outside your window; tastes like Sonic’s ocean water; feels like a warm bath

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[isastrobitch]

mitski lyrics for the signs

aries:  Wild women don’t get the blues But I find that Lately I’ve been crying like a tall child

So please, hurry, leave me, I can’t breathe Please don’t say you love me Mune ga hachikire-sōde

taurus:  And I’m the idiot with the painted face In the corner, taking up space But when he walks in, I am loved, I am loved

gemini:  And I Say your name In hopes you’ll hear it in the stars And carry me out Carry me out  

cancer:  I will take good care of you I will take good care of you Everything you feel is good If you would only let you I will wash your hair at night And dry it off with care I will see your body bare And still I will live here

leo:  I glow pink in the night in my room I’ve been blossoming alone over you And I hear my heart breaking tonight I hear my heart breaking tonight Do you hear it too?

virgo:  Baby, will you kiss me already, and Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart Baby, bang it up inside

Baby, though I’ve closed my eyes I know who you pretend I am I know who you pretend I am

libra:   I could stare at your back all day I could stare at your back all day And I know I’ve kissed you before, but I didn’t do it right Can I try again, try again, try again Try again, and again, and again And again, and again, and again?

scorpio:  You’re growing tired of me You love me so hard and I still can’t sleep You’re growing tired of me And all the things I don’t talk about

sagittarius:  I didn’t know I had a dream I didn’t know until I saw you So would you tell me if you want me? ‘Cause I can’t move until you show me

capricorn:   It would be a hundred times easier If we were young again But as it is and it is We’re just two slow dancers, last ones out We’re two slow dancers, last ones out

aquarius:  My God, I’m so lonely So I open the window To hear sounds of people To hear sounds of people

pisces:  I steal a few breaths from the world for a minute And then I’ll be nothing forever And all of my memories And all of the things I have seen will be gone

[leopriincess]

Venus signs and their lovers

Aries Venus: a love filled with adventure and impulsiveness, you want a lover who will never stop surprising you. A love as fiery as you. 

Taurus Venus: a warm comfortable love, you want a stable love. Someone who will never stop wanting to be with you. A love as loyal as you. 

Gemini Venus: a love that lasts for years and years. Someone who will never stop choosing you, over and over again. A love as self-assured as you. 

Cancer Venus: a soft, reassuring love. You need someone who will never stop reminding you that you’re the one who holds their heart. A love as soft as water. 

Leo Venus: a brave and fierce love. Someone who isn’t afraid to show you off like you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to them. A love that never burns out. 

Virgo Venus: A love that understands and knows your soul. Someone who will sit through the comfortable silence with you. A love as strong as your heart. 

Libra Venus: A love that never leaves you bored. Someone who always finds a way to distract you from the things you need a break from. A love who never stops trying to make you happy.  

Scorpio Venus: A love that calms the storm in your heart and your head. Someone who knows that sometimes, things can get too overwhelming. A love that never leaves you when you need them most.

Sagittarius Venus: A love that never stops surprising you. Someone who will go to the ends of the earth with you and for you. A love who loves just as hard as you do.

Capricorn Venus: A love that takes you on adventures that take your mind off work. Someone who knows how to bring out your inner child, without judgment. A love as devoted as you. 

Aquarius Venus: A love that never stops making you happy. Someone who will never be afraid to show just how much they love and cherish you. A love as interesting as your mind. 

Pisces Venus: A love that never stops stimulating your mind. Someone who you’ll never get bored when having a conversation. They make your dreams a reality. A love as dreamy as you.