The Retro Future

Welcome to the Retro Future. I am a theater performance graduate currently working as a Disney Cast Member. I'm Transgender and have a wonderful fiancee. I dig writing, love role playing, table top gaming and video games. This is my blog where I put...

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

“you say you’ve been seeing eyes in the fog?”

[ms-gay-sex]

the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

[ms-gay-sex]

you cant do this to me

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified muppets post

[ms-gay-sex]

DO NOT

[themaninyourcomputer]

[helloitsbees]

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

[bird-butch-moved]

being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

[rebelflet]

[doraingrid]

I both expected you to come and am surprised to see you, Son of Hades

[theanxiousbookdevourer]

(Hades game spoilers?)

I love Hypnos.

[smoreofbabylon]

man, I love this character so much! [fills them with a deep and inescapable yearning which they don’t know how to fill or even name]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

I hate when products try to sell themselves via "contains no fat and no sugar". Okay so what you're really saying is that it tastes like crap and isn't even filling? Fuck off

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"Contains 0 calories" okay so this isn't even food then - well fuck off, some of us are trying to nourish our bodies

[boycritter]

the idea that people have romantic attraction to people who aren’t their friends is so weird to me. i dont even know if i like you as like a person why would i want to play boyfriends with you

[schrodingers-gay420]

the idea that people could have romantic attraction to people who are their friends is also weird to me. Like wdym you wanna play boyfriends we know each other. Your making things weird bro

[weregonnaneedabiggerboat]

the idea that people could have romantic attraction is weird to me

[backtothedrawingboard]

The idea that people

[sunnydaysarecomingsoon]

The idea

[boycritter]

they're eating my post

[boycritter]

the idea that people have romantic attraction to people who aren’t their friends is so weird to me. i dont even know if i like you as like a person why would i want to play boyfriends with you

[nitw]

i think we need to start saying "same hat" again. weve forgotten the yaoi

[nitw]

may i remind you of this wonderful strip by manga artist yoshida sensha

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[prismsgalaxy]

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

[helloitsbees]

Goncharov (1973)

[toastyglow]

u can have a feeling and not act on it. howEVER, and this is the fucked up part, u do have to still feel it. like there's things you can do to help urself stay stable while feeling it but it's gotta go through you somehow. it's messed up I know

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[manie-sans-delire-x]

Vi telling Jayce "Just one dead kid and youre giving up?? Youve just never had to look it in the eye before" sounds exactly like the sort of thing Silco would have said to Vander.