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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@anotherglitchinthewall
Mi lascio convincere dai miei amici a fare un giorno di mare e:
Appuntamento a mezzogiorno, rientriamo alle cinque (del mattino)
"In che senso per arrivare alla spiaggia dobbiamo fare un pezzo a nuoto?"
"Ahia!" (rumore di piede tagliato sugli scogli)
Il sottopassaggio della cumana sembra preso da un livello di Silent Hill
Uno zaino frigo può contenere lo stesso numero di birre della borsa di Mago Merlino (circa due milioni).
Ora devo solo sopravvivere a una settimana così.
#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden
Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/
If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these
Oh my god damn
idk man I'm thinking a lot about the discourse being reported in this post and my own post about crushes, which has garnered a lot of responses like this one
and I don't know exactly what to do with this yet but I'm fascinated, in a really upsetting way, by the way some of these people seem to conceptualize romantic and/or sexual attraction as an act of violation that no one should do to people they like and care about. if nothing else it raises some really compelling questions about what they think actually goes on between people who have sex and/or romantic bonds with each other if that's not supposed to be something that happens between friends.
normal stuff happening in the replies
oh my god I'm doing patriarchy now
This just in, "having feelings, regardless of how or whether you act upon them, is an aggressive, patriarchal act." 🙄
Saying this as gently as possible: if you have any of the above reactions to finding out that someone has romantic feelings for you, that's on you, not on them, and your reactions are both evidence of trauma and not something you should encourage in yourself. Please seek help and healing.
do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time
Ne devo supporre che non sia fidanzato o che non sia innamorato di nessunə?
Oh no, un altrə follower che mi segue solo per il mio viso d'angelo! :(( (questa è un'inside joke che qui non posso raccontare purtroppo, ma fidati, fa molto ridere) Comunque supponi male. Ma non c'è bisogno di supporre: se scavi un po' all'indietro tra i post, puoi scoprire anche qualche dettaglio in più.
Sei innamorato?
Il giorno che smetterò di essere innamorato, smetterò di vivere.
I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
something just happened to half of it
cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you
male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips
World Heritage Post
hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao
It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.
So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."
And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."
you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.
(circa 2008)
Btw the Katy Perry clip above is from her first single "Ur so gay"
Early 2000's were so homophobic that I had a friend tell me he loved his father and immediately followed it with "no homo though."
Pippo Sowlo · La fine della Naspi · Song · 2026
this sounds like a party to me
Una volta lessi da qualche parte che "le multe sono il prezzo che la gente ricca può pagare per fare cose che alla gente normale sono vietate". Se volete questo pezzo spiega questo, se volete spiega quanto è potente una valuta potente o se volete è uno dei pezzi di stand-up più divertenti che abbia mai visto.
I mental breakdown so così, che ci vuoi fare!? come arrivano, vanno via e lasciano i progetti che avevi iniziato in sospensione mistica
p.s: mi è piaciuto 💞
Oh, se avessi un nichelino per ogni sideproject che ho provato a intraprendere in un momento di stress e poi ho abbandonato... Devono esserci quattro o cinque blog ancora su Tumblr solo perché ci sia un'eterna prova della mia incostanza. Alcuni, in fin dei conti, mi hanno lasciato pure dei bei ricordi.
Mi piacerebbe pubblicare ancora qualche video su quel travel blog, comunque. Non ho ancora abbandonato del tutto il progetto. Ti tengo aggiornato/a, gentile anon!
link travel blog? 🌝
Where the horizon meets the sky, I will call that place home
Ma sono un pagliaccio e per ora ho pubblicato solo uno short :(
Oltretutto odio gli shorts, come tutti i meccanismi dei social che distruggono la nostra soglia dell'attenzione, ma visto che dura un minuto e c'è una canzone di Franco126 faremo finta che sia okay.
A mezzo mental breakdown di distanza da regalare al mondo l'ennesimo podcast di un maschio bianco (più o meno) etero occidentale che non parla di nulla.
Happy Piccolo Day
May we all pray for painless obliteration on this Piccolo Day
Quindi Piccolo è Liberato...
Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.
