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I did it I finally drew satyr porn. This was actually a lot of fun.
The Definition of Sexy by SniperStalker
A helpful picture to explain to your partner why you’re leaving them for an Octopus…
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>[ [I think I know who my anon is.] ]<
Species? Eh, could be undiscovered. They'd definitely fall into an "endagered" status. And it sounds like you could indeed, just have to make sure your daughters stay busy during "feeding". T doesn't exactly like to wait though. I'll tell him it's ok to visit, just to give you a bit of a warning first. When he gets there though, he'll expect your legs to already be spread. (Nope! We don't know each other. We may have a mutual friend though. Does Fuwa-fuwa-Clear ring any bells?)
"Wow, really? Not even gonna buy me a dinner first? Just pump me full of kids? Wow. That's really hot bold." He figures he can get his daughters to go have some playtime with the neighbors, worst case scenario. They're real sweet on them and Tomasi bries them with so much home cooking they can't say no to a favor.
"Okay but how long does the whole shebang usually take? Pardon me for not being too familiar with these mating patterns. My mating ritual knowledge covers the sea and humans and not much else."
Oh don't worry. He has no claws to speak of and just uses his teeth for those who like to be bit. He'd rather flee than fight. As for you, when the eggs are ready to hatch, with 10 you might be able to see a small bulge in your belly. They hatch small and then flee to grow more on their own and well, he does have a name. It starts with a T. And he'll stay for breakfast if you want him to but just know that he feeds off desires. [1/2]
They sate him the most. Three orgasms from his prey per meal and he's content. You could supplement his diet with jello. You give him an inch and he'll take a mile, keep that in mind. If he knows he can get free meals here then he'll keep coming back and expect sex. (hehe, you'll know who I am soon enough. Still working on getting his blog put together.) [2/2]
"Okay, so exactly what species is this? Is tentacle beast even a species? I'm actually more of a genetic experimentation fuck up myself. I was born human. So I'm not totally in with all of this lore shit." He raised a hand to scratch at his chin. He was an accidental freak of nature, not an intentional one.
"I got lots of desire, I think I could keep T happy. And this whole egg thing sounds kinda interesting. I'd like to see it. Though I have a feeling I'm grossly overestimating myself. I'll probably be scared as fuck at first. Ah! What the hell. Tell the dude he's welcome whenever the kids ain't here. Like, call ahead or something."Could 10 feet breeding monsters use phones?
That's the real question here.
Oh wow... you're strangely receptive to this. Just know that uh, he's really animalistic. He can think critically but he is driven by instinct. And he doesn't look or act like you at all. He's like 10 feet tall, gangly proportions, and wears pants maybe 2% of the year. And as far as I know, unless your body is particularly elastic, the most he'll lay the first time are about 10 and that's because they're the size of golf balls.
"Let's just say I don't come from a conventional household. I've seen enough that I am pretty open to new ideas and things. As long as I can get some kind of guarantee I won't be maimed I am willing to consider it." And he is not one to say no to sex (unless his kids were right there), it's his Achilles Heel. "How noticable will the eggs be? A guy's gotta work."
"And yeah, I'm not that flexible. I don't want to be that flexible. Does this thing have a name? And does he stay for breakfast? He'd probably eat a lot wouldn't he?"
Well I do know one tentacle monster that would like to meet you! The bad thing is that I think he'll try to feed off you or lay eggs in you the second you open the door.
Tomasi stares mindlessly at his couch as he mulls over the words.
"Well how in the fuck… You know some breeds of octopi can lay as many as 200,000 eggs. That sounds kinda uncomfortable. If you can, like, lay maybe 50 I think I'll be good."
He looks up, eyes wide with realization. "And please let me make sure my kids are at their mom's. I really don't want them seeing daddy get some. I'm not prepared to give them the tentacle talk."
Have you tried following meiohshoku ? I think you might like them o:
[Well I can’t follow them on this blog (sideblog problems) but I definitely just followed them on my main. Thank you for the suggestion Anon!]
It was hardly a productive day, though it was a slightly more relaxed one seeing as Tomasi managed to get the background check on his new tenant though, and as sure as sunshine he was as clean as he said. Which was a huge relief. His kids were going to be home all Spring Break and he didn't want to explain to his ex-wife that he had left them with some random teenaged punk he found on the streets.
There was a reason she was his ex-wife. Tomasi wasn't all too street smart.
He took the short route home anyways, as the boy may not have a record but two 9 year old girls are a handful for any one person. He was going to get groceries but figured he could just make due with what they had in the house, he was a pretty skilled cook.
Tomasi came in through the door, hearing the familiar shriek of June and May's heavy footsteps (she was, like, 4 feet how could she sound like an elephant on the second floor?) and gifting them each with a bear hug and a kiss. They usually fought over who got the 'squid arms' and this time it was May's turn. "Where's Aoi?" Tomasi asked. "Upstairs in the bathroom." June answered before insisting daddy go see her sketch book.
Tomasi nodded, loosening his tie and untucking his shirt before going to admire weirdly shaped colored blobs that June apparently had entire stories for. He left Aoi alone as he finished with that and began to marinate some chicken, though he hadn't heard anything for a while and was a little worried.
Once the chicken was in the fridge he washed his hands and made his way upstairs, knocking on Aoi's bedroom door and waiting for an answer. None.
He peeked in and it was empty, so he walked towards the open bathroom door to see Aoi in an incredibly bubbly bath. "Aoi, are you okay in there? Pretty sure if you stay there any longer I'm going to have to start studying you." He joked, eyes looking over damp hair and a thin (too thin?) body.
"Can I just hug you?"
"Well of course you can. C'mere Blue." He opens his arms wie, bending down to scoop up the shorter man and wrap him in a bear hug, a tentacle or two joining in to add a little extra affection. "I can feel your bones, you want something to eat dude?"
Send one for my muse's reaction!
"I love you."
"I wish you loved me."
"Everyone can tell you love me, it’s obvious."
"I just wanna give you the love you never had, why won’t you let me?"
"I want to hold you like no one else has, love you like no one else has, and make you mine in ways no one else ever will."
"I would kiss every last one of your scars away if you would let me."
"I know your scared, but I promise I’ll protect you."
"I just want you to be mine, and me to be yours."
"Can I just hug you?"
"I’ve never met you, and this is totally crazy, but wow I really like you."
"So….you free tonight?"
"You know I’m totally free tonight if you wanna do something…"
"Can I keep you?"
"Kiss me before I go."
"If this is goodbye, I have to know what you would’ve done if I had confessed to you sooner…."
"Your look really beautiful/handsome in that."
"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, I mean."
"Wow, I’ve never seen an angel before…" ”You’re the hottest person in this place.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
"Your cute, but I bet you’d be even cuter moaning my name and begging me for ‘it’."
"Aw, your so cute. How about I but you a drink?"
"Can I get a picture with you? Cause when I tell my mom/dad about this, he’s/she’s gonna want proof that I saw an angel."
"Hey, can I get your number?" “*wolf whistle*”
"I wanna fuck you."
"You look so cute in that skirt~."
"I love your outfit, but I think it would look better on my bedroom floor."
"I just want a chance to love you."
"I just really like, you?"
"I don’t know! Okay? I don’t know, I just…I just like you…"
"God, you look beautiful squirming like that."
"I wanna bite you, I wanna bruise you, and I wanna take you. Right here, right now." “Oh darling, I’m going to break you.”
"I wanna bite you, I wanna scratch you, I wanna bruise you, I wanna make you scream for me."
"I just want you to be mine."
"Just let me have this, this moment where we’re still us, please?"
"If you don’t love me, can’t you pretend for just a minute? Just let me have this, just for now, please…"
"When you leave me tomorrow, and I’m alone in this bed, I’m gonna wonder if you let people see all those bruises and bitemarks on your skin. I’m gonna wonder if they all know your my good little boy/girl or if they think they can have you, and that your there’s for the taking."
"Be a good little boy/girl for your master."
"Be a good little boy/girl for your mistress."
"Don’t hold it in, don’t bite it back. I wanna hear your voice, or I’ll stop."
"Shhh, shhh. You don’t want them to hear you, do you?"
"Bad boy/girl, I told you to stay quite until I said otherwise."
"Aw, you’re so cute when your begging."
"Get on your hands and knees and beg me."
"I really wanna get you home and out of all those clothes."
"Strip. Now."
"Mm, I might just leave you tied up, get you all hot and excited, then not do anything at all."
How interesting, I haven't met a, tentacle monster before.
“Monster is really harsh word. I prefer ‘tentacle abomination’ or ‘tentacle sin against God’ myself.” He grinds his teeth a bit before forcing himself to settle. He shoves his hands into the pockets of his wool sweater. He looks down at the shorter man.
"Also, is the whole tentacle thing that obvious? I mean, I can fool humans pretty easily… I’m assuming you’re not human. Red eyes ain’t exactly normal. You a vampire? Zombie? Ghost of Christmas Past?"
"can’t I be all of the above?" Saylon chuckles softly as he leans against a wall, his eyes wondering off and watching the humans that walk by.
"No, you definitely can’t be a Ghost and a vampire zombie. Maybe the first two would work but not all three. Now, what the hell are you dude? If there’s gonna be weird people visiting my place anytime I gotta know what they are." No doubt Tomasi would end up inviting this guy to dinner, he usually did. His adoptive mother was the very same way.
Tomasi was pretty sure she invited a few criminals into their house over the years.
So what would happen if another tentacle monster just happened to pop up at your doorstep?
"I would invite them in probably, and try and see if I can learn anything from them. They probably were born that way through, so I'm not sure how much would be comparable."
"Tentacles? How the fuck did that happen?"
"I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. How did you get in my house? Did June let you in? She has the silver bows."