Same

Hi Immi||18||NZ||irrational fear of birds.

[memewhore]

[evilrashida]

[sixpenceee]

My sister’s boss passed away several months ago, but before she did, she arranged to have this sent to her staff. Posted by reddit user doppio, 

[tronthad00d]

“Well it’s my birthday and I’m dead so that fucking sucks” best introduction to anything ever. Rest in peace Gayle you clever, wonderful woman I’ve never met before.

[legallyblonde]

When the person next to you on an airplane doesn’t realize you’re not their therapist. 

[theshitneyspears]

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

[yungbara]

this is the best thing I watched today

[fapamir]

*¼ through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* ¾ through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

[fredersen]

all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

[theinturnetexplorer]

the crows are his allies now.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

[undeadwill]

That’s actually how it works.

[literaryreference]

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

[rhube]

Let’s be fair, humans are dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences. Anything that’s smart can also be p thick sometimes.

[intensional]

fbakdjdjjfd me ?????

[tragers]

Definitions with the Stilinski boys.

[lolafeist-deactivated20150409]

Things I like about these scenes:

I think Stiles gets straight A’s. The behavioral issues line is the key there, and it’s not the kind of phrasing a parent usually uses unless they have a child with behavioral/learning issues. It’s a cool, telling moment. I know there’s some uncertainty as to whether or not Stiles is actually meant to have ADHD, but I think the hints are there—especially in Sheriff’s interactions with him. It makes me think that Sheriff believed his wife to have a good handle on Stiles’ issues, that she knew what she was doing, and that he doesn’t. He’s struggling sometimes; he wants to be the parent he thinks she would have been. Conclusion: Stilinskis!

Also I love the repetition because I think they’re both very routine-based, even in the conversations they get into—the familiarity and comfort in the same play-arguments. Snarking is a sign of affection in the Stilinski family.

[hungrylikethewolfie]

Reblogging again for added commentary.  Now please excuse me while I go sob over Stilinski feels.

Also trying not to derail this train of thought, but SERIOUSLY HAVE WE TALKED ABOUT HOW STILES PUT ON A FREAKING BLAZER TO GO TALK TO DEREK HALE?  HAVE WE?

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

HE DID. OH MY GOD, HE DID. THE ONLY OTHER TIME STILES ‘DRESSED UP’ WAS FOR THE PROM.

JESUS CHRIST.

I GUESS HE WANTED TO IMPRESS HIS SOURWOLF, HUH? :D

[hungrylikethewolfie]

THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON FOR HIM TO HAVE PUT THAT ON BEYOND THE FACT THAT DEREK HALE IS INCREDIBLY FREAKING HOT, THAT’S ALL I’M SAYING.

HE DRESSES UP FOR: THE PARTY AT LYDIA’S HOUSE, THE DANCE (WITH LYDIA), AND TO GO QUESTION DEREK HALE ABOUT AT HIS CREEPY BURNED-OUT HOUSE.

[cobrilee]

I love how a post on the routines of Stilinski men evolved into squeeing over Stiles dressing up for Derek. It’s like, we love Stiles’ and the Sheriff’s relationship, but we have our priorities, okay?

[aminaghulam]

When kids know about politics better than adults

[goldnpoc]

OMG 😂👌

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

Welp

[thugilly]

Lol

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

[starlightandtears]

If you're anti-Semitic

You are NOT welcome on my blog. Begone. Unfollow me.

[starlightandtears]

Oh, and be careful because Neo-Nazi blogs have been attacking Jewish bloggers with submissions of slurs and gore/body horror pretty heavily this week. Please stay safe and turn off submissions.

[wocinsolidarity]

We experienced this yesterday and this is why submissions and anon will be off til further notice

[errwardo-deactivated20180108]

Me @ God’s plan

[exag-deactivated20161231]

bye

[psyqt]

FUCKOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[historyandmemes]

France during the French Revolution: “America, you’re gonna honor that alliance treaty right?” America:

[lesbianeurydices]

Things overheard in my ap classes:

“Dude. I’m going to get so hammered this weekend.”

“I have to read crime and punishment by Monday- I’ll just do it all Sunday night" 

“If you could get full ride to any college by killing a man, would you do it?” “In a second.”

[A guy showing a girl how to put notes into a calculator in order to cheat on the AP calc BC test]  “My morals have crashed like the Russian economy after the collapse of the USSR.”

“What class is this?” “AP FIGHT CLUB”

“What if we all just didn’t show up for graduation?”

 “It is my unalienable right to not be here right now. I’m entitled to the pursuit of happiness and this isn’t it.” 

“I’ll pay you $15 to do my physics homework.” “Shit, I’ll do it for free if you do my lit homework.”

[1st hour AP Human Geo: A girl pours a bottle of mountain dew and a can of monster into a thermos, shakes it up, and drinks it in one go.] “I have tests in every hour today and I got 15 minutes of sleep. Desperate times, ya know?”

“But if you’re valedictorian, and she’s salutoriain, and the six of us are top 2%, then who’s driving the bus?”

“so. did anyone do the calc homework?” *chorus of no’s* “you know, i don’t know why I even asked.”

“maybe if we all pretend we don’t know what we’re doing, he’ll move the calculus test.” “Honey, I don’t even need to pretend.”

[thebootydiaries]