well Seymour I made it, despite your directions

hey my name Haley I'm 28 year old bye sexual. dni if. you don't feel like it

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

my fiancé is very ill and while we fight doctors and surgery centers for procedures that can help, caretaking is my full-time job. if you’d like to support us we have a throne wishlist and my partner has a ko-fi.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if you are in a happy relationship and you’re both healthy enough for treats and activities please spoil your partner(s) for me. take them dancing if dancing into that, buy them flowers, make them something tasty, take them on an adventure, or give them a massage. delight them. treasure the privilege that is being able to make them comfortable and happy.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I mean it—go for a walk together or visit a museum or a weird store or sit on a dock or in a field. or just watch a movie. do some art. I don’t mean to be maudlin but when your lover is so sick that even sitting together on the porch or cuddling in bed is a bittersweet fantasy it helps to think that other people are grateful for and aware of the precious gifts they have just to be able to dote on each other. every shitass boyfriend story makes me furious. life is fragile and precious and if you get to share it with someone you truly love you are unspeakably lucky.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

and also you should tell me about it if you want. it makes me happy to hear about.

[tiktoksgay]

[reemsportal]

The older I get, the more I realize that someone making time for you is one of the clearest signs they care. everyone is busy. everyone has responsibilities and their own battles to fight. so when someone consistently chooses to spend their time with you, checks on you, and makes space for you in their life, it means something. time is one thing we can never get back, and people don’t give it away lightly.

[wiionme]

[segamascott]

to make it more lynchian can't you read

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this actually makes more sense to me than like anything else happening in the world currently. like it blows catastrophically to be sure but it checks out

[duncebento]

the most beastful games

[milquetoaast]

source

[yanguang]

[beggars-opera]

Every time I hear a reputable museum tell me that most colonial women died in fires it puts me one step closer to homicide

[beggars-opera]

To everyone saying they've never heard this before, it's so prevalent Colonial Williamsburg wrote a book about it

[beggars-opera]

HEY, WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME DEATH STATISTICS FOR THE YEAR 1783? BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN JUST LOOK THIS UP IN EASILY DIGESTIBLE REPORTS OR ANYTHING.

Town size: 7500

Deaths: 189

Childbirth deaths: 1

Burn deaths: 0

Tuberculosis deaths: 18

Measles and measles complications deaths: 32

VACCINATE YOUR DAMN CHILDREN.

[vintar]

there's this one gay porn studio i'm subscribed to email updates for just because i am never prepared for what each email contains

pretentious gay sluts i am very fond of you

[tapacamino]

[sexchangedotcom]

we have to bring back the erotic thriller. in the 1970s a beautiful man could go to a beautiful italian villa and fuck every member of the family living there and then leave and that was the entire movie. and you could smoke indoors

[thealexandriaarchives]

These films are out there and still being made, it's just finding where they end up!

Dozens of the classics and many of the new ones end up on The Criterion Channel or Shudder, which are great services to support instead of the current Netflix slop, which hasn't had NC-17 content in years.

Here's a good starter list of erotic thrillers and psychosexual thrillers of various bents from the last ten years and where I can find it right now, given I don't have a Netflix anymore:

The Handmaiden - 2016 - Amazon or DVD/Blu-Ray - (mind subs, it has Korean & Japanese and some cheap knock-off pirates didn't differentiate with color)

The Beguiled - 2017 - Netflix or DVD/etc

Knife + Heart - 2018 - Shudder or DVD/Blu-Ray

Dogs Don't Wear Pants - 2019 - Shudder or DVD

X / Pearl [Double Feature] - 2022 - Netflix / Tubi

The Patient - 2022 - Hulu - (miniseries, more psychosexual but good eating if you like that kinda thing)

Last Summer - 2023 - Criterion Channel

Sanctuary - 2023 - Hulu

Love Lies Bleeding / Bone Lake - 2024 - Multiple or DVD/Blu-ray

Dreams - 2025 - ??? - (maybe not out yet? I saw in Theaters)

Half-Man - 2026 - HBO Max - (this is a miniseries not a film but it's the best thing I've seen all year you Have to see it if you like erotic thrillers)

Naturally as these are erotic thrillers and some also classified as Horror films with content intended to disturb, check warnings before proceeding at your own risk if necessary. Your definition of an erotic thriller may vary, please hmu if you want more tailored recs I've been binging the murderous melodrama collection lately so I'm on a noir femme fatale kick)

Important Edit: I don't vouch for all of these as Good, just made in the last 10 years and fun. The colors don't mean anything above. If I had to pick 3 to suggest it would be:

Love Lies Bleeding (Feel-good, was popular)

Dogs Don't Wear Pants (Grief requires getting into heavy kink sometimes, but that journey is not always easy or healthy, and your first kink partner is not always a good fit but will always be important to you.

Half-Man (Holy Fuck if you want a series to dissect and rewatch 15 times to get the constant English nerd references and parallels while being taken apart emotionally but don't want to commit to Black Sails yet this is for you. You'll know within 5 minutes if you're in or not.)

[beardedmrbean]

Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you

[fl-man]

I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?

[beardedmrbean]

Didn't even know this post was moving till it hit my dash again, I put it in the replies too but it is called a "chompsaw" and it's by Chompshop

They've got all kinds of patterns and such on their site for different creative projects, it does appear to be limited to cutting cardboard so if you want to do wood you will need something beefier.

[redstonedust]

"i know this show was made for children but i enjoy it too." > awesome and cool. watch whatever you want forever.

"i know it LOOKS like it was made for children but its SECRETLY for us. calling it a kids show is an insult cause kids could never understand these THEMES and EMOTIONS. we're the TRUE fans." > i dont think i trust your opinions. you seem lame as fuck.

[chaifootsteps]

#why cant a kids thing be good and also for kids. you can like it too. you dont need to be embarrased..............

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[midnightssea]

I think a lot of people would benefit from unlearning the idea that casual sex is inherently disgusting, harmful, or immoral just because they personally don’t want to partake in it. You can stand up for sexual safety and consent without acting like people who enjoy fucking strangers are degenerates. I take no issue with anyone asserting boundaries or stating that they’re not interested in certain kinds of sex or even sex as a whole. But when you condemn or express disgust at others for engaging in consensual sex, that’s when you start to sound like a puritan.

[midnightssea]

Btw, this includes self-proclaimed “feminists” who shame and lecture women for giving men “access” to their bodies. Bodies are not commodities and sex is not inherently transactional. You don’t lose anything by having sex on purpose with a person you find attractive. Sex is not some metaphysically transformative thing that bonds you to the other person forever. It is literally not that deep.

[galaxywarp]

[my-darling-boy]

So I had this half lucid dream where I was swimming in a lake with my crush and his friends and we climbed up onto this very low dock that dipped just a little below the water. I thought “Oh I want to hold a water animal!” and what I WANTED was a dolphin, but my brain couldn’t quite conjure the image of a dolphin, nor could I recall the word “dolphin”.

So after much thought as to what a dolphin looked like, a giant banana with floppy banana peel dog ears, banana peel fins, and two beady black eyes hauled itself into my lap from the waters of the lake.

And I remember thinking “... Now wait... something is not quite right with this...”

I sat looking it over for a moment until I realised, “Oh I forgot a tail!” so when I looked down, the creature had a fish tail, and I was Quite Proud of how well I had recalled what a dolphin looked like from memory, and it deserved to be drawn:

[the-haiku-bot]

And I remember

thinking “… Now wait… something is

not quite right with this…”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.