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old gods are waking
idea:
yoongi: no
taehyung: …no? <3
yoongi: ok fine
we live with a ghost
jungkook x reader
part twelve. favorite ghost | next
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a.n. one more part and this au is over,,, the end of an era 💔
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If i were the ghost i'd die bc theyre both very exhausting creatures 🤗😍😂💀
no thoughts, head empty, just jungkook making yoongi laugh like this
imagine CEO namjoon.
what’s there to say? we already know he’s a great leader.
heir to the country’s largest publishing/printing firm.
also the greenest publishing/printing company in the country, like top five in the world, all thanks to namjoon’s initiatives.
he takes the whole inheriting business thing very seriously, determined to deserve the company and to be the best boss ever.
graduates early from a prestiged business school abroad and shares the responsibilities at the company to give his ageing father a break.
he’s so !!!! invested !!! in the health and happiness of his employees !!!!
wins All The Awards, for his green initiatives, planting trees, and making jobs, and protecting the environment ect, but also for having the happiest employees in the country.
he’s always arranging conferences and seminars for his employees to educate and encourage health/happiness/safety/equal opportunity/respect/ect in the workplace.
he works so hard to make sure everyone even down to the lowest branches are insured and that there are daycares and mom’s get the paid leave they need and deserve and that everyone gets and equal and fair wage.
bless him.
unfortunately all this work on top of his official workload means he doesn’t have much time to look after himself.
but in his mind he’s suffering is worth the safety and health of so many others he doesn’t even mind tho he’s kinda sad.
so, you work in the HR department.
and the head of the department fucks off on maternity leave and by some miracle ???? you get a hasty promotion.
no, you’re not really the head of HR but your function is pretty much the same and you don’t mind because the pay is goOD.
part of your responsibilities as head is to keep namjoon briefed on the general mood and concern of the people in his branch, i.e the large building full of people he feels directly responsible for.
he even has a whole suggestion box system, so once a week you just have to go through the notes people leave you and present a list to namjoon with a few possible solutions etc.
piece of cake.
except he’s hot as all hell.
i mean, it’s not a problem, far from it, he’s just very distracting.
but your meetings with him are the highlight of your work week so you do a really good job or at least you try, and also wear something nice.
and you think he’s just kinda clumsy and awkward.
but actually he finds you really distracting as well.
and your meetings are A Mess for the first month or so, until you get into the swing of things and get your shit together.
and the complaints he gets are never a big deal because everyone is happy and has nothing to complain about like ???
his secretary complaining that him playing smooth jazz all day in his office is getting kinda annoying and please would he play some classical or maybe bossa nova for a change.
or that his wacky ties and other questionable fashion choices are giving them a headache.
or jeon jungkook complaining about someone’s coffee breath again.
an anonymous submission says jimin is apparently??? too??? cute???
jung hoseok won’t stop moonwalking to the photocopier while humming thriller and it’s not even october and michael jackson doesn’t even moonwalk to thriller ugh ???????
yoongi keeps falling asleep at his desk and forgetting to go home at the end of the day.
harmless stuff like that.
(namjoon stays late so he starts driving yoongi home because that’s just the kind of Great boss he is.)
and most of the time you two spend these meeting gossiping about drama between the departments and rolling on the floor laughing.
and you’re so in awe that someone can be so wonderful and selfless, making use of his privilege to protect people less fortune than him.
and your meeting are usually after lunch, so you come back from lunch to find him buried in paperwork and you begin to wonder, who takes care of him?
you ask if he had lunch and he’s like lol of course not have you met me
and you suggest postponing the meeting because there’s nothing urgent going on and you can take care of “kim taehyung keeps sneaking his dog into the office” on your own.
but he’s like “nO!!! please, our meetings are the only break i get, they keep me sane, they’re kinda the highlight of my week.”
and you sputter like ????? “im,,,what??? me ?? too?”
from that day on he starts taking you out for lunch every week and that way your meetings get twice as long.
and eventually you have to ask him, since nothing is going on in the office, “what about you, namjoon? how are you doing?”
and he thinks for a moment and he’s like “you know what, i feel kinda shitty actually.”
so you let him vent all his sadness and weird existential thoughts and angst for a few weeks and eventually suggest maybe he takes responsibility for his own health and happiness and maybe a good step would be to see a therapist?
and he does because he values your opinion and honestly it’s the only selfish thing he’s done in years and it makes him feel 1000001x better to have his concerns and ideas affirmed and listened to by a professional. therapy is cool, kids.
and one day shy joonie hands you a little poem he wrote you on a post-it, describing all the little detail he’s observed about him that makes his heart race and his head go all slow and foggy.
because he really,,,,,,,,,,,,, really likes you, and hopes this isn’t weird or anything if you don’t feel the same way that’s cool but he’s felt this way for a while and you’re the best thing that’s happened to him since this company and he just thought you deserved to know and he’s sorry.
and you have to like glue yourself to that dining chair so you don’t climb that dang table and throw yourself at him because namjoon is the most wonderful man on earth you treasure him and you want to keep him safe and happy because he deserves as much kindness as he’s prepared to give and he has nothing to be sorry for and you love him.
and he loves you too.
anyway, nsfw under the cut.
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this is no request, but where do you think bts would meet their girlfriends?
shame this isn’t a request because it’s a good one.
seokjin:
at the supermarket.
seokjin is the most outgoing towards strangers of the bunch so i feel like he’d be the most likely to strike up conversation with someone.
by the vegetables.
maybe you’re giggling to yourself because that carrot looks like it has a nose.
maybe he shows you a frowny potato.
holds up a beet like “i’m feeling pretty upbeet today.”
“you deserve a beeting for that one.”
“oh, can you hear my heartbeet?”
“okay, let’s not beet around the bush.”
next thing you know he’s making you dinner.
yoongi:
coffee shop.
idk maybe the baristas keep confusing your orders because you always drink the same thing.
maybe you have to share a table when the shop is full.
maybe you start talking in the queue about the shop’s terrible music.
maybe you spill his coffee once and have to buy him another.
or maybe you’re the cute barista that always tries to cheer him up a bit when he comes in for coffee four times a day.
all i know is yoongi drinks a lot of coffee.
so that’d be the place he’s most likely to interact with new people.
namjoon:
the park.
it’s no secret where namjoon likes to go to be by himself.
maybe you share a bench.
or the shade of a tree.
maybe you’re both reading the same book.
or maybe you tell him you like his outfit.
either way he’d be thrilled to have an interest in common.
and will talk your ear off because the boy is passionate ok.
and he has a lot to say about the author, or how he put his outfit together this morning.
and before you know it you’re going to thrift shops looking for something unique and cafés to read and talk amongst yourselves.
hoseok:
exhibition.
you’re at a gallery or museum and so is he.
maybe you have an itching question about one of the pieces and end up discussing it with him.
maybe he asks you to take his picture.
eventually you go get coffee to talk about this and other exhibits you’ve attended.
and meet up again to go see a new exhibition together.
jimin:
through dance.
let’s just say i’d be very surprised if jimin doesn’t end up with a dancer of some sort.
dance is jimin’s first love in so many ways and he spends a lot of his time practicing.
i think he’d like someone he could share that with, someone he can both work and play with.
maybe you share a studio.
maybe you attend a workshop together.
maybe you work with him.
maybe he helps you with a particularly difficult routine.
or maybe one of you sees the other perform and talks to the other after.
and soon enough you’re doing couple choreography.
taehyung:
in the line to the bathroom.
idk but put taehyung in a line of people waiting quietly and it’s only a matter of time before he starts a conversation.
he’ll open up with a simple comment about your hair.
or shoes
or a complex fact about space that namjoon told him the other day.
and if you respond well to it, congratulations you have a new friend.
so you exchange numbers.
going from there is the tricky part, especially when he gives you the cold shoulder and tries very hard to act cool.
but if he thinks you’re cute it’s gonna show.
jungkook:
arcade.
you just came to get rid of some spare change but this boy came to WIN.
it’s quite a sight tbh he really shows that basketball game who’s boss.
so you go shoot some hoops on the game next to him, and things start getting pretty competitive when the game announces your points.
when you’re done he’s like “good game.”
“lol i surrender, you’re too good at this.”
next thing you know you’re shooting zombies together.
and jungkook kicks your ass in dance dance revolution.
but he wins you a plushie from a claw machine to make it better.
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Never
Genre: Angst/Fluff
Pairing: Hoseok x Reader
Word Count: 1.8K
Warning(s): A non-graphic near-death experience.
Author’s Note: This is one of several stories inspired by these kissing story prompts. This is also probably the angstiest thing I’ve ever written, but I took a slightly different approach to “life-or-death” so things didn’t get too dark or dramatic. Anyway, I hope you enjoy! 💕
Prompt: Kissing Hoseok in the rain because the situation is life-or-death.
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It was a stupid argument. You knew it was stupid, and you knew it was stupid to be so angry. But you were. Angry and stupid. And wet.
Cold raindrops mixed with the hot teardrops on your face, making tracks down your cheeks, and no matter how many times you wiped your eyes, more rain and tears fell.
You were chilly, too. The night was dark and the air was cool and the rain was icy. And you were soaked to the skin.
It was stupid to be so angry, but it had been even stupider to think you could walk home.
In your defense, it wasn’t raining when you stormed out Hoseok’s door. But now the rain was unrelenting.
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seokjin x reader
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a 1950′s inspired fic where greaser Hoseok can’t keep his eyes, or hands, off the new waitress at his and his boys’ favorite diner.
pairing: greaser!hoseok x reader
word count: 10k
genre: 1950s au, smut, fluff
warnings: VIRGIN KINK, semi-public fingering, oral (f), brief handjob, unprotected sex, lots of banter
A/N: SMUT WRITTEN BY @httpjeon AKA THE LOML. Photo of hobi originally by twt user GUWOLJK! Thank you to @mortaljin @please-donts @yoongspeach @haroo–mar @ms-universe @usangie-tsukino @attaeboy and @heartweaver for allowing me to use their names!
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“Seriously, why the hell didn’t Joon drive?” Taehyung whined, pressing two fingers against his already swollen eye.
Hoseok let out a chuckle as he slid into his and his boys’ usual booth.
As per tradition, Fridays called for lunch at Rosie’s Diner.
An old woman by the name of Rosie Salinger was the owner of the joint; she had been running the diner since right about around the turn of the 20th century. Her age didn’t mean much it would seem, as she was as notoriously feisty — her tongue and mind as sharp as the red cat-like glasses she sported on the bridge of her nose.
Hoseok let his eyes flicker over to the annoyed blond.
Taehyung was typically the group’s designated driver, but seeing as he no longer had a car — a result of a drag race gone south — Jungkook had driven this time around. Problem was that Jungkook was what one might call an… inexperienced driver.
On the way over to Rosie’s a squirrel had paused in the middle of the road and with Jungkook being the anxious driver that he was his foot found the break pedal abruptly, sending Taehyung straight into the rearview mirror.
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title. “it’s armani, not polyester.”
pairings. ceo!jimin x secretary!reader x ex-boyfriend!director!jeongguk
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“that’s your ex?” wendy blinks once before proceeding to openly ogle the - as per jennie’s excited text - ‘tall and handsome as hell cutie’ who’s in the middle of speaking to irene who seems to be sporting a larger-than-her-daily smile as her body moves as she nods and laughs and nods again, “i mean - i was expecting some hobo looking guy with spectacles bigger than his head and snot running down his face.”
with a cringe, you shoot your sea much needed side eye, “okay first off - ew,” throwing your gaze back at jeongguk, “second off, we only dated for like three months before everyone started sleeping with everybody.”
“like orgies and shits?” this time, it’s her turn to cringe.
“no,” you roll your eyes, “i mean we had our first fight, he slept with my best friend so i slept with his brother who was dating that best friend.”
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Wah this had me at the "everyone sleeping with everybody" situation 🤣
This is spicy i like it 😍
BTS Reaction | You’re An Idol and Get Injured On Stage [Request]
A/N: But have you seen IU and Mr Park (Her bodyguard) I want a friendship like that with someone please!!!
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he’s so fond of joon’s antics
mini me | 26
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“Youngjae-ah,” Yoongi called after texting you. Youngjae was watching a cartoon with Hana, his eyes were beginning to droop.
“Daddy you scare him,” Hana says, putting an arm around Youngjae and pulling him close.
“I know, I just want to talk to him sweetheart,” Yoongi says, walking over to sit next to Youngjae.
“I don’t know why you’re so scared of me, you don’t know me too well yet,” Yoongi says. “Come here,” he holds out his arms to see if Youngjae would allow Yoongi to carry him. He just glanced at him and looked away. Yoongi sighs. Sohyun watches them from the kitchen counter where she was sitting. She smiles at Yoongi’s effort.
“I talked with your mommy, she said you might be sleepy is that true?” Yoongi says in a soft voice. Youngjae looks at him again and nods.
“Okay well can I carry you to bed?” Yoongi asks. This time Youngjae nods while reaching out for Yoongi. “Okay, progress,” he mumbles while picking up Youngjae.
“Is he going to be in my room?” Hana asks.
“Yeah, he’ll stay there until his mom picks him up, is that okay?” Yoongi tells her. Hana nods, happily following the two to her room.
“Aigoo~” Yoongi lays Youngjae down on Hana’s bed, covering him with a blanket. “Sorry Youngjae, Uncle Yoongi can only rap,” Yoongi laughs, it makes Youngjae smile.
“He can sing a little bit,” Hana reassured him.
“Yeah? Thanks sweetie,” Yoongi says, pulling her head in for a kiss on the forehead. Youngjae watches their interaction and smiles. Yoongi looks back at him and catches it.
“Oh— are you warming up to me now? That’s the first I seen you smile while looking at me,” he says. Youngjae nods, sitting up and shyly leaning in to give Yoongi a hug.
“I’m sorry uncle,” he says in a small voice. Yoongi chuckles.
“Don’t be sorry, I understand. I have that face sometimes. But we’re friends now right?” Youngjae nods. Yoongi says okay and tells him to lay back down. He carefully tucks him in and hums him a little song while petting his hair back. Surely, Youngjae was able to fall asleep in just a minute or two.
“See~ we should have one,” Hana tells her dad, which throws him off COMPLETELY.
“What?”
“Can I have a little brother plEASE,” she pleaded. Yoongi laughs, ruffling her hair and turning her around and pushing her towards the door.
“Get out, you’re just talking nonsense,” he says. Hana pouts, stomping away to go tattletale on him to Sohyun.
“Ah.. how the heck did Taehyung do this with all of our kids,” he talks to himself. He then gets a text from you saying that you’ll be on your way soon. Yoongi looks at Youngjae before he stopped caressing his head.
He typed and sent back to you:
“Take your time. I can keep him here longer, we’re doing well.”
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ part twenty-six: uncle yoongs ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
pairings: artist!taehyung x singlemom!reader
a/n: this was mostly for daddy yoongi lovers LOL sorry for the lack of posts these past couple of days btw~ i was up both days at 3am because i was finishing assignments for school~ trust me id rather be doing this skdbsjjs
ALSO AS I WAS REREADING THE YOONGI DRABBLE UP THERE HIS PHOTO ON MY WALL FELL ON MY LAP UM HELLO???
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Yooongles being soft uwu 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺