Aug 12, 2019
I go to the ocean
I eat the whales
disclaimer: do not actually eat whales. they taste bad. i know this from personal experience.
You fool. Whales are delicious and blubbery. It's not their fault you're a coward.
sorry for not eating giant grey mammals
Don't worry, they can also come in a special 'Blue Berry Blast' flavor!
*she ate a grown blue whale in one bite*
Just follow your nose, for the aquatic mammal that blows!
holy shit what?? blue whales taste like fruit?
Absolutely not! :D
is there a whale that tastes like beef
Yes, dolphins, but they cannot be captured except rare occasions
