Amnesia Tactictian

[robin--official]

california girls we’re unforgettable daisy dukes bikinis on top sun-kissed skin so hot we’ll melt your popsicle ha

[robin--official]

you have been living here for as long as you can remember

[robin--official]

Oh, it’s 2020 already?

Whoops

[anri-rune-official]

I go to the ocean

I eat the whales

[official-king-bowser]

Let’s fucking eat some whales!

[official-princesspeach]

WHAT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[official-king-bowser]

You heard me, eat whales

[robin--official]

Aren’t at least most whales endangered species?

[official-king-bowser]

Eat the whale robin

[robin--official]

No thanks. I’ll pass.

[official-king-bowser]

Maybe Chrom wants to eat the whale

[robin--official]

Is Chrom even IN Officialverse? I haven’t seen him at all, neither before nor after the Reset.

[official-king-bowser]

Reset?

[robin--official]

Yeah, that was a thing that happened once, some time before you arrived here.

[anri-rune-official]

I go to the ocean

I eat the whales

[official-king-bowser]

Let’s fucking eat some whales!

[official-princesspeach]

WHAT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[official-king-bowser]

You heard me, eat whales

[robin--official]

Aren’t at least most whales endangered species?

[official-king-bowser]

Eat the whale robin

[robin--official]

No thanks. I’ll pass.

[official-king-bowser]

Maybe Chrom wants to eat the whale

[robin--official]

Is Chrom even IN Officialverse? I haven’t seen him at all, neither before nor after the Reset.

[anri-rune-official]

I go to the ocean

I eat the whales

[official-king-bowser]

Let’s fucking eat some whales!

[official-princesspeach]

WHAT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[official-king-bowser]

You heard me, eat whales

[robin--official]

Aren’t at least most whales endangered species?

[official-king-bowser]

Eat the whale robin

[robin--official]

No thanks. I’ll pass.

[anri-rune-official]

I go to the ocean

I eat the whales

[official-king-bowser]

Let’s fucking eat some whales!

[official-princesspeach]

WHAT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[official-king-bowser]

You heard me, eat whales

[robin--official]

Aren’t at least most whales endangered species?

[robin--official]

Does your female self exist in your timeline?

No. It’s just me in my timeline.

Though I did meet her in Smash. We got along well.

[robin--official]

Seriously, you two?! That boy is going all out with all 6 Pokémon and you’re still bickering and attacking each other?!

Ugh, Incineroar, Ghost, help me out here!

[yourfavecommitstaxfraud]

yoshi from super mario bros commits tax fraud

[official-supermario]

Yoshi why….?

[robin--official]

...Does Yoshi even know what taxes are?

[incineroar-official]

I hate Grinch

[official-king-bowser]

Grinch? Who the hell is the grinch?

[official-agent3]

some green asshole who’s a christmas presents thief and a liar. christmas is coming up soon and he’s still out there, planning his next move. we have to stop him

[official-king-bowser]

Shoot the fucking grinch he won’t steal Christmas again

[incineroar-official]

Kill the Grinch! Cut his throat! Bash him in!

[official-king-bowser]

It was the night before Christmas where we get guns

And kill the grinch so he won’t steal Christmas again

[robin--official]

…I have several questions.

[official-king-bowser]

The green fuck will never steal again back in officialverse

[robin--official]

Well, I’m not one for killing when possible, so I’l keep out for now and look a little into this ‘Grinch’ character myself.

That said, I’m no stranger to ‘Kill or be killed’ when it comes to thieves. 

[incineroar-official]

I hate Grinch

[official-king-bowser]

Grinch? Who the hell is the grinch?

[official-agent3]

some green asshole who’s a christmas presents thief and a liar. christmas is coming up soon and he’s still out there, planning his next move. we have to stop him

[official-king-bowser]

Shoot the fucking grinch he won’t steal Christmas again

[incineroar-official]

Kill the Grinch! Cut his throat! Bash him in!

[official-king-bowser]

It was the night before Christmas where we get guns

And kill the grinch so he won’t steal Christmas again

[robin--official]

...I have several questions.

[official-supermario]

My friends how was the smash Tournament?

[official-king-bowser]

The best part is when I kick your ass

[official-supermario]

Why is a that?

[official-king-bowser]

This is how I beat you in classic mode

[robin--official]

Doesn’t Mario take you down in his Classic Mode too, though? And when you’re Giga Bowser, even.

[blog-for-rpers]

Reblog if your character has killed someone

[jackson-jekyll-official]

Lizards good. Lizards frens

[officialkana-blog]

@robin–official …

Robin…  

[robin--official]

I… I heard what happened, Kana… I’m so sorry….

[officialkana-blog]

Do you think…. We… W-We can bring her back?…

[robin--official]

I sure hope so…

[officialkana-blog]

*He tightly hugged Robin.*

Both of them… They’re both gone… What am I gonna do!? 

[robin--official]

*Robin hugged him back* The best we can do for now is hold on, I suppose. for their sake.

[officialkana-blog]

*Kana shoved him away.* Why hold on?! First, my Papa, now, my Mama! I…

I’m probably next, anyway… 

[robin--official]

Because, if we hold on, and keep hope, there’s always the chance to fix it all…!

[officialkana-blog]

HOW?! How are we going to fix it?! Everything is… Is… F-Fucking hopeless! You don’t even know if there IS a way to bring Mama back!

[robin--official]

I know there are people here who at least claim to have the ability. I know someone by the name of “Winnie the Pooh” has said so.

[officialkana-blog]

… I’ll find him and I’ll… I’ll make him bring her back. 

[robin--official]

I wish you the best of luck, Kana! And remember, if you ever need me, just give me a call and I’ll what I can to help.

[officialkana-blog]

@robin–official …

Robin…  

[robin--official]

I… I heard what happened, Kana… I’m so sorry….

[officialkana-blog]

Do you think…. We… W-We can bring her back?…

[robin--official]

I sure hope so…

[officialkana-blog]

*He tightly hugged Robin.*

Both of them… They’re both gone… What am I gonna do!? 

[robin--official]

*Robin hugged him back* The best we can do for now is hold on, I suppose. for their sake.

[officialkana-blog]

*Kana shoved him away.* Why hold on?! First, my Papa, now, my Mama! I…

I’m probably next, anyway… 

[robin--official]

Because, if we hold on, and keep hope, there’s always the chance to fix it all…!

[officialkana-blog]

HOW?! How are we going to fix it?! Everything is… Is… F-Fucking hopeless! You don’t even know if there IS a way to bring Mama back!

[robin--official]

I know there are people here who at least claim to have the ability. I know someone by the name of “Winnie the Pooh” has said so.