[porpentine-deactivated20201218]

hey you're really cool and inspiring and cute how do I become you

thanks! kill me and wear my skin

[porpentine-deactivated20201218]

hi i have the worst crush on you ever i am the worst ok bye

drink a nice tall glass of water and masturbate until it feels a little bit better

[what-strange-lives-we-live]

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via what-strange-lives-we-live)

[handsomedogs]

Zelda likes to be a part of things

[thatgirlneedsaxanax]

[handsomedogs]

Charly the rescue pup on her first walk

[trjoel]

[dustin-hendersun-deactivated201]

[ant-bear-blog]

the signs as aliens

secret aliens: aries, capricorn, gemini, cancer

alien leaders: aquarius, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius

cute aliens: leo, taurus, libra, pisces

[smile--you-are-wonderful]

[calmandtalented]

Devendra Banhart & Ana Kras

[llleighsmith]

love between women is so powerful and that’s why you are afraid

[ladygagarbage-deactivated201409]

when you masturbate twice on the same day

[metalqueersalad]

When you finger yourself while masturbating

[bikinipowerbottom]

when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

[ant-bear-blog]

some nerd: leave it alone! that spider's harmless & it won't do anything!

me: *steps on it* it sure the fuck won't!

[unamusedsloth]

[rivetgallery]

One of those days….

unamusedsloth:

[friendlysquid-deactivated201505]

me: *gets upset at you* me: *tells you I’m mad in the most passive aggressive way possible* me: *apologizes for getting upset before you even have a chance to respond* me: *invalidates my own emotions* me: *gets upset at you for not caring more that I was upset* me: *gets upset at myself for being shitty* me: *dissociates*

[reptilianbitch]

[ant-bear-blog]

each nd every one of u

[reptilianbitch]