Ant

i can’t like posts bcos i’ve been using my likes as bookmarks and im now slowly reblogging them (:

[4a6741]

I miss that old, dingy room so much.

[thegirlinthebackofenglishclass]

love this song <3

[lexax-naxfig]

[lautakwah]

this is so... fellas is it gay if im a cross-dressing revolutionary saving the life of an innocent civilian.. and we're both girls 😳

[maggiecheungs]

BRIGITTE LIN as Tsao Wan in PEKING OPERA BLUES (1986) dir. Tsui Hark

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[itriedonce]

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

[ghsot]

oh my god youre right.

[transformativeworks]

[ID: Screenshot of a transcript.

Travis: Yeah. It well--but it's seventeen feet tall divided by twenty-four months means that every month he crafted point seven--so like about three-quarters of a foot. Right? So, nine inches. So yes, I could say that just statistically speaking, there was a wiener month.

Griffin: Okay. "So how was your September, Michelangelo?" "It was, it was intense."

/ID]

[muatchamoo]

Respectfully, I’m losing my mind. KTY has the audacity to walk around looking like a walking daydream dipped in danger, with those eyes and that face and, and….. those freckles?? On her???

What am I supposed to do with the sight, pray? Meditate? Ascend??

She’s out here being ethereal and freckled and I’m over here blinking aggressively at the sun like it insulted me. But if the sun decided to take on her form, I wouldn’t protest. I’d just go blind willingly, smiling. If God made her with extra care, He absolutely did it knowing full well the rest of us would spiral.

I haven’t known peace since.

[smolsawyer]

Incorrect Warrior Nun (1/?)

Inspired by this hilarious twitter account

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[asexualbert]

Oh, they DO have those!

The like button should be at the bottom, looks like this:

The dislike button differs depending on your device but it should look something like one of these:

Hope that helps :)

[mothermara]

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[randomgirlyoudontknow]

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

[humaninpogresss77]

I was thinking about how Ava flirts with Beatrice and the significance difference between in how she flirted with JC.

Like there’s not moment that indicates that she doesn’t know that Bea likes her back but still she flirts in a way that is so Ava but at the same time is controlled, respectful. Never pushing the boundaries of Beatrice.

And I wonder if there’s more to it. Like if when she realized and they were sleeping together she started cuddling Bea but if Bea got stiff or something she just stop and let it be.

Like is always on the boundaries of what Bea could muster and accept.

In comparison that herself throwing herself to a wall in the way she went with JC.

And both ways were so Ava. The first works because it fits in the fact that she never loved these kind of things before, so she drives this moments.

But with Bea there’s an assurance. A way to know. And is like a way to tell Bea just that she is in the same level or even deeper than Bea.

Until the kiss, but the kiss Is just a moment of decision after keeping that distance for a while and with the realization that there’s not more time to play in Bea’s terms.

So she goes for the kiss.

[crazyintheeast]

We talk a lot about Ava’s yearning in Switzerland and her respect for Beatrice boundaries but I don’t think we have talked about another important factor. Just how utterly annoyed and frustrated Ava would have been by the whole situation. Ava is not a patient or mature person. She is deeply passionate and wants to live her life to the fullest but now she is put in an impossible situation. She is falling for Beatrice harder and harder everyday and she really really wants her and she is sure that Beatrice likes her back as well, those jealousy comments made it beyond clear but she can’t do anything about it

She knows just how traumatized Beatrice is, considering a simple diary brought her to tears so she would never push her and there is nothing she can really do about it. She tries to low key flirt, give her a kiss on the cheek and other small stuff but never more because she knows that if this is going to work Beatrice needs to make the first move. So now every night she sleeps mere inches (and quite often she full cuddles)from the woman she is falling head over heels and there she can do except be patient and hope that Beatrice will work through her internalized homophobia But Ava being Ava is constantly feeling very annoyed, extremely angry and terribly horny and she doesn’t know what to do about all these emotions until one day she sees a very pretty girl who is obviously gay being harassed by a homophobe. Suddenly all that anger and frustration finds an outlet as she beats the hell out of the homophobe. The girl tries to flirt with her and ask her out but Ava barely notices because she has an Idea ™ . The faster she destroys homophobia the faster Beatrice will deal with her issues so now Ava finally has what she believes to be a full proof way of getting the girl. She starts beating the hell out of anyone remotely homophobic in their village. Yes everyone, no is immune as a 70 year old homophobic lady found out when Ava stared chasing her and nearly beat her with her own cane

[boycottxxlove]

my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day

[ohlexa]

AVA SILVA + running

+ BONUS

[galaxysharks]

Bea runs like she's expecting to be smacked with a ruler if she doesn't maintain perfect posture at all times.