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SuzaLulu fanfic recs
I’ve finally gotten up my arse and finished this list! Yay me. This is for imouto-chan. Happy reading.
Note: SuzaLulu unless noted. There are a few gen fics in there, but I’m too exhausted to sort them out. Also, these are only from fanfiction . net. Will update later with fics from ao3 once I’ve sorted them out from my other otps. All 2.15 GB worth of them. This may takes a while.
1) The Cradle of Time by Aynessa
Summary: And so the years passed. But Lelouch stopped counting them, and slowly he came to understand the depth of C.C.’s despair.
2) Only the Forgotten by kayura sanada
Summary: It seems there was still an Immortal, and the woman may just be the one threat that reveals everything, destroying the peace Lelouch gave his mortality for and the friend for whom he was willing to risk everything else.
3) Nobody Wants To Hear You Sing About Tragedy by YamiPaladinofChaos
Summary: “Okay… ignoring the insinuation that you masturbated to a fantasy about me and Lelouch… why do you care?”
4) Super Beachtastic Fun Times! by elarief
Summary: The Ashford gang goes to the beach, Lelouch brings every item in existence to protect himself from the sun and gets gently mocked for it, Suzaku is the one who gets heat stroke. Also, Milly is terrifying, Britannians are racist, Rivalz is a true bro, and Shirley and Suzaku have a surprising amount in common.
5) Que Sera, Sera by Syncidence
Summary: For but the flip of a coin the outcome of any event can alter drastically. And it is with this in mind that Lelouch vi Britannia places his future on the flip of a coin. Heads? He plunges forward into the world of politics in the name of a better tomorrow. Tails? He closes his eyes to the truth of the world and buries his head in the sand. So… what are you waiting for?
6) Turning Points: Teamwork by elarief
Summary: What if Kanon never followed Suzaku to his rendez-vous with Lelouch? Together, Suzaku and Lelouch can accomplish anything, including breaking down Lelouch’s inherent mistrust of other people, even his father. Sometimes the road to hell is paved with the best of intentions and not every turning point leads to a happier ending. SuzaLulu if you tilt your head sideways and squint.
7) A Multitude of Possibilities by spirithorse
Summary: A series of one-shots based on prompts from the Challenge on Infinite Worlds 30 day writing challenge on tumblr. Pairings include Suzalulu, SuzaEuphy, Lelouch/C.C./Suzaku, Kanon/Schneizel and Nunnally/Rolo.
8) Give ‘em Something to Talk About by elarief
Summary: Lelouch wins that chess match, and gets Suzaku as his prisoner. The Black Knights have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, Suzaku no longer fights against them. On the other, they’re rather uncomfortable at the… homoerotic undertones between Zero and his prisoner.
9) Of Siblings and Masks by Dracon Asahara
Summary: Post R2. A Nunnally introspective. In which Suzaku realizes what it means that Nunnally and Lelouch were siblings. Because just like Lelouch was no true demon, Nunnally is far from being an angel. And they all wear masks. dark-ish. Suzaku is Zero. One shot. Gen.
10) Sinister by BeautifullyChaotic49
Summary: Suzaku was most definitely sure that Lelouch was right-handed, so why was he writing with his left?
Note: It’s not exactly great, but the fic has such a canon-like atmosphere that it’s uncanny.
11) Code Geass: Fukkatsu no Lelouch by Death Can’t be Trusted
Summary: It was thought to be peace after Zero Requiem. Yet some twenty years in the aftermath, a new threat arises. The Geass Crusaders believe they have found the reincarnation of Lelouch vi Britannia. It is now a race between the Black Knights and the Geass Crusaders to either destroy or restore the world as it plunges further into chaos. Rated M for adult and violent themes.
12) Blank State by rkemy
Summary: This is what Suzaku wakes up to: a white ceiling, a dead princess, and no memories whatsoever. At rock bottom, he’s trying to piece his life back together. And then there is this Lelouch guy who claims to be his boyfriend.
13) Belated by Mr. Flying Mint Bunny
Summary: A belated confession, a belated reply. When will Lelouch and Suzaku know the meaning of time management? Takes place during R2 ep. 25. Suzalulu. Character death.
14) The Demon of Avalon by spirithorse.
Summary: When Rivalz Cardemonde escaped from the cells of Avalon he had only wanted to go home. Instead, he found himself swept up in a scheme of revenge, dealings in magic and the most feared man in Britannia, the Demon of the North. A Ladyhawke AU.
15) Catching smiles by MillyAshfordFan
Summary: 10-year-old Suzaku has an unnerving habit of sticking his fingers in places where they really don’t belong. Pre-series.
16) Suffocation by MillyAshfordFan
Summary: It’s okay. Suzaku can kill Zero and still keep Lelouch Lamperouge alive.
17) Changed by Suffocated Entity
Summary: “You are a mystery, Suzaku Kururugi, and you’re the reason why I just may start to smile again.” /Childhood/Kururugi Shrine drabble
18) Shattered Chain by Penglaive
Summary: In the aftermath of Zero Requiem, a murder mystery in reverse. From the start, the assassin is known, and the victim is willing. What, then, could possibly go wrong?
Note: I don’t recommend the sequel, though. It’s not nearly as good.
19) Cicadas by Maidenstear
Summary: It won’t be until later that he will think of summer.
20) Turning Points: REvelation by elarief
Summary: What if Suzaku knew who Zero was almost from the start? Friends can agree to disagree over small matters, but when live and let live is almost impossible, something has to give. Gen, SuzaLulu if you tilt your head sideways and squint.
21) Geass Noir by Aki1.
Summary: When the Britannian Crown Prince is murdered in his own home, everyone in the Royal Family becomes a suspect. As the primary detective assigned to the case, Suzaku thinks this might finally be the death of him; that is, if a certain raven-haired pianist at the bar he calls his second home doesn’t kill him first.
Note: Read this even if it kills you.
22) Surveillance by MillyAshfordFan
Summary: Lelouch begins fantasizing about Suzaku after being memory-wiped by his father. When his memories return, the fantasies persist, and Lelouch has to deal with the fact that the Office of Secret Intelligence is aware of his desires.
23) First Kisses by MillyAshfordFan
Summary: Nunnally reveals to the student council that Lelouch’s first kiss was Suzaku. The council members freak out, and Lelouch acts like a dork. Oneshot
24) Zero Sum Equation by elarief
Summary: After Zero Requiem, Suzaku struggles with a mental breakdown. He holds Zero close, and Lelouch even closer, confusing himself with them both. Flashbacks, M/M, explicit, identity crisis, delusions, accidental self-harm.
25) And there will be time by Aynessa
Summary: Suzaku had always been able to get under his skin.
26) Turning Points: Loyalty by elarief
Summary: What if the Black Knights didn’t turn on Lelouch when they found out he was Zero? Without the power of his despair, Lelouch has more to lose, and yet more to gain in defeating Britannia. But his tools and motives have changed. Gen, SuzaLulu if you tilt your head sideways and squint.
27) Between Professors by spirithorse
Summary: It had been a year and a half since he had seen Suzaku. They had both been busy through the last school year. It did nothing to explain why he was at Hogwarts.
28) Divine by MillyAshfordFan
Summary: Suzaku cannot think how this situation could get any more bizarre. It’s probably two o'clock in the morning, and his best friend, princess, enemy in combat, and student council president are all staring at his naked ass. Lulu/Suzaku/Euphie threesome PWP.
29) Amor fati by N. Silvutra Mayhem
Summary: Suzaku clenched his fists. “Britannia started the war,” he growled. “They killed him. I will crush Britannia.” / / Seven years ago, Kururugi Genbu fell to a different death. Role reversal, not Suzaku-centric AU.
30) Shades by MillyAshfordFan
Summary: Lelouch takes many shapes: a haughty bird, a femme fatale, a lethal snake, a familiar face — the possibilities are endless. But does he even remember his true form? Is Suzaku holding onto something transient?
31) Committed by elarielf
Summary: Geass!World is all in Suzaku’s head. LOCATION: A Psychiatric hospital. CONTAINS: M/M, oral, possible medical squick.
32) Forgotten by elarielf
Summary: When the Lancelot blows up after his last fight against Kallen, Suzaku hurts his head and gets amnesia, losing all his memories. This is version 2/2 - the cracky version. M/M, Explicit, fourth wall abuse
33) Wasureru by elarielf
Summary: When the Lancelot blows up after his last fight against Kallen, Suzaku hurts his head and gets amnesia, reverting back to his pre-knighted memories. This is version ½ - the angsty version. M/M, Explicit
Note: I’m such a sucker for angst.
34) My Mirror, Sword and Shield, its sequel, Never Meant You Harm and Back to the Start by spirithorse
Summary:
For My Mirror: Suzaku always knew that Lloyd was eccentric, but he never expected Lloyd to build a time machine, let alone one that worked. Nor did he expect to be transported eighteen years into the past and meet the infamous Demon King. Base on Back to the Future.
For Never: Nineteen years after her brother’s death, Nunnally gets a shocking surprise.
For Back: There were probably a thousand more reasons why she wanted to help this boy, but the most pressing one was because he was abandoned and alone, and she knew how that felt.
35) Turning Points: Chess Match by elarielf
Summary: What if Lelouch took Schneizel’s king in episode 9 of R2? With Suzaku out of the picture, Lelouch takes the opportunity to turn the tables. But then he still has to deal with C.C., Suzaku, Nunnally, the Ragnarok Connection… Gen, SuzaLulu if you tilt your head sideways and squint.
36) Meikyuu by elarielf
Summary: Nine years after Zero Requiem, a tired Suzaku is lured to a maze in a deserted area. Nine years before Zero Requiem, Lelouch finds himself in a similar predicament. Time and space become mutable as they both roam the maze, searching for an exit. Maybe.
37) Countdown to Hope by elarielf
Summary: 5 Ways the SAZ could have fallen - and one way it wouldn’t have that don’t include canon. No pairings unless you want there to be. Characters: Lelouch, Euphemia, Suzaku. Short chapters, 6-parter. Gen.
38) Bird’s Eye View by Aki1
Summary: In 1977 L.L. traded his Geass for immortality at the age of 18. Forty years later he would meet a young Japanese soldier whose lofty dream was to change an Empire from within. “Together, you and I can accomplish *anything*.”
39) And All the Days After by spirithorse
Summary: Nunnally comes to terms with what happened during Zero Requiem. Gen.
40) The Sound of Breaking by Aynessa
Summary: She had always thought that Zero might be slightly unhinged. Gen, SuzaLulu if you tilt your head sideways and squint.
41) Touch by elarielf
Summary: *Spoilers for end-of-series* They never touched.
42) Art by elarielf
Summary: They were all artists in their own way, flawed, but beautiful. Gen.
.43) The Ghost in the Machine by RobinRocks
Summary: Lelouch can’t let the world be and, likewise, Suzaku can’t turn his back on his prince, no matter how much he wants to. The world might not be so easy to change this time around, however. Their enemy? Geass itself. Post-R2.
Note: For anyone who’s familiar with the APH USUK fandom, just the name of the author itself is enough reason to start reading like there’s no tomorrow.
44) Blank by Vermillion Lies
Summary: A Zero Requiem fic. Some SuzaLulu. Possibly disturbing content - hence the rating. Spoilers. –He didn’t, maybe he’d regret it later and do it in his dreams, but he didn’t do it then.-
45) Delusions of Grandeur by Diamond Mask
Summary: In which the fitness-challenged Lelouch has aspirations to dominate Suzaku, and Suzaku proves to him that he was only ever meant to be loved.
46) Complex by RobinRocks
Summary: Suzaku is so used to Lelouch hiding one thing or another from him that now he expects him to.
47) Monomania by RobinRocks
Summary: It’s a strange old house, but stranger still are the things which happen within its walls. Not that Suzaku Kururugi would ever allow himself to become obsessed with anything. Poe-inspired Victorian AU for Halloween.
48) Hush by RobinRocks
Summary: Suzaku smiled as Lelouch gasped out his name, breaking the silence. “Hush,” he whispered in reply, mending it again. SuzakuxLelouch. Set in Season One. Oneshot.
49) Detention, Peccadillo, By Way of Mouth, For Me, It’s You, Thirst, Adjournment by Val-Creative and Diamond Mask.
Summary:
For Detention: “Kururugi-kun. Do you know why you are here?” At the ‘kun’ address, Suzaku deepens his frowning, “Someone ratted me out?”
For Peccadillo:“I kind of like the sound of extra credit,” Suzaku leers.
For Thirst: The first time… Lelouch only allowed himself that night a small sip. It hit the back of his tongue with a sour, powdery orange tinge…
For Adjournment: “You do not disappoint to make a perfect appearance,” Lelouch addressed him, tossing him the sword. “Go on then. For our beloved countries. Kill me once again.”
50) Just Like Magic! and its sequel, Imitation Magic by Vermillion Lies
Summary:
For Just like Magic!: A fairy tale gone wrong in which Suzaku finds the wrong castle and Lelouch is a not-princess with some serious family issues.
For Imitation Magic: Because –Just Like Magic!– wasn’t silly enough.
51) You Wouldn’t by RobinRocks
Summary: And Suzaku didn’t. Spoilers for finale of R1.
52) Blue Blood by RobinRocks
Summary: I’m so glad you came, Suzaku, to keep your promise. SuzakuxLelouch. Their final night together, overshadowed by the Zero Requiem. Spoilers for the Final Turn of R2.
53) With Your Arms Wrapped Tight Around My Neck by dahliadenoire
Summary: “I had a bad dream.” - “Come here, then.”
54) The Prince and The Knight by Happiness’s Deceit
Summary: There was once a prince. He was not a golden prince, as so many are, but he was a prince.
55) The Cradle of Summer by Iluxia
Summary: Oneshot, complete. Suzaku/Lelouch. It has been more than a decade, and at long last, Suzaku is free of the mask. His heart, however, will never be free of his King. Post-R2 25, spoiler warning.
56) Orchid and Rose by Mikomi’s Pen
Summary: Clovis. On being caught between goodness and greatness. Gen.
57) Survive by RobinRocks
Summary: “It wasn’t a suggestion, Suzaku. It was an order.” Threeshot. COMPLETE.
58) Family Matters by DnKS-giRLs
Summary: “It’s true, isn’t it?” Rolo said as he looked at Lelouch and Suzaku in most dramatic way. “You are my parents…”
Note: Glorious crack.
59) Guinevere by DnKS-giRLs
Summary: A somewhat-SuzaLulu-fic. As Lelouch Lamperouge watched The Knight of Three, Gino Weinberg, browsing through the school’s old photographs, he began to think that brain was surely not an important factor for someone to be accepted into The Knights of Round. Gen, mostly.
60) The Road to Stockholm by Jusrecht
Summary: After the shot from Avalon, Suzaku was captured by the Black Knight Order and from there, things got a little problematic. [Zero x Suzaku, hints of SuzaLulu]
Note: I don’t recommend the continuation.
61) Nothing So Simple by RobinRocks
Summary: If only it truly was as simple as a single sentence.
62) Code Geass: The Black Prince by R334
Summary: would have Lelouch become a different person had Cornelia taken him in and spared him exile? One thing is certain: his desire to find justice has certainly not abated… Gen.
63) The Fool Ascendant by Mikomi’s Pen
Summary: What leads up to a gunshot, and what follows it. [spoilers up to 25]
Note: The fic that started it all. Read it even if it kills you.
64) ashes, ashes by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue
Summary: You are dead,’ said the dispassionate king. .. A brief glance at Lelouch. Lulufocused slight LuluSuza.
65) Marker by swanfrost
Summary: What if Marianne/Anya acutally did draw on Suzaku’s face? How would the battle with Charles si Britannia go? Minor OOC, crack.
66) One Good Turn by elarief
Summary: Code Geass, Genbu/Suzaku, Suzaku->Lelouch, Suzaku&Lelouch - Suzaku looks like his mother. He knows this because his father tells him so late at night when he visits Suzaku’s room when all the rest of the house has gone to bed. Apparently in the dark, Genbu can forget that the person beneath him is a child and not his dead wife. Lelouch finds out and, when the time comes, he, not Suzaku, kills Genbu. Incest, pedophilia, shota
Note: Read this even if it kills you. Figuratively. Heed the warnings. Don’t read this if they trigger you.
67) Indecent Proposal by elarief
Summary: As a condition to agreeing to the SAZ, Zero demands one night a week with Suzaku, which Suzaku altruistically agrees to. He isn’t entirely surprised when things turn sexual, but he is surprised at the care and effort Zero puts into making sure Suzaku’s enjoying himself. M/M, dub con, manipulation, BDSM-flavour, pseudo-infidelity/polyamory.
68) Hunger Geass, Hunger Geass: Recurrent Knighmare and Hunger Geass: Zero by elarief
Summary:
For Hunger Geass: Britannia has its own version of The Hunger Games, occurring annually. Fusion!fic with Lelouch and Suzaku sharing the roles of Katniss and Peeta, and other Code Geass characters added as needed. Rated for violence, explicit sex, dubcon, explicit descriptions of injuries. Book-verse-based world.
For Recurrent Knighmare: While Lelouch and Suzaku have returned to Area 11 in one piece, the illusion of safety is quickly stripped away by Pendragon politics and Lelouch’s screwed-up family. More Code Geass characters enter the mix as Lelouch and Suzaku return to the Games, once again fighting against other Tributes and the system that put them there. Rated for violence, explicit sex, dubcon again.
For Zero: The Hunger Games are over and the rebellion is under way. Suzaku and Lelouch are tested to see just how broken they can get, by enemies and allies alike. Betrayal is inevitable in a civil war, and political jostling for power leaves behind ruin, but neither Lelouch nor Suzaku are content with merely being anyone else’s tools. Rated for violence, explicit sex, some infidelity.
68) In the Army… by elarief
Summary: Military officer!Lulu and Solider!Suzaku. Kinks: crop whips, military uniforms, topping from bottom, and dirty talking. M/M, explicit, dubcon, roleplay, hair tugging, plus all of the above. There’s a reason it’s 11,000 words ;p
Note: Glorious, glorious PWP.
69) Enemy at Home by elarief
Summary: Suzaku is an FBI agent tasked with finding Zero, a politically-motivated serial killer. But when Zero starts targeting the agency, even Suzaku’s lover Lelouch might be in danger. AU, Explicit, M/M, M/M/M, M/F, violence, sexual violence/inequality.
70) Red Geass by elarielf
Summary: Crossover with The Mentalist. The death of a person of unknown origin at Ashford Academy wouldn’t normally warrent the Area Burreau of Investigation. But when the suspects are an Eleven in the military and his odd friend, Jane might be a little too clever at his job for his own good. Gen.
My biggest issue whenever people bring up Kon and Clark's tenuous relationship in canon is that usually, people have Bruce (or other "Gary Stu" adjacent figure) absolutely ragging on Clark for not accepting Kon because "he's not a clone, he's his child," and "he needed someone to teach him not to abuse his powers". And I can tell the reason they always refute this specific point is that there really isn't another argument.
For the latter, the same way Batman isn't obligated to take on a Robin or protege (ex. his constant attempts at trying to force Stephanie Brown to stop being a vigilante and his later firing of her as Robin), Clark isn't obligated to teach Conner (or even Kara to an extent). While it would objectively be the moral thing to do, Kon is not his child like Jon is. He did not consent to his creation,
And for the former, it doesn't matter what label Kon is biologically. Like the fundamental aspect of why he's so unaccepting of him is that he was VIOLATED. His DNA was STOLEN against his will and used to create a weapon. He'd been working his entire life so that he wouldn't be seen or used as a weapon against humanity, and then indirectly, he did it anyway. Kon is literally a reminder that he will always be dangerous, even unintentionally. The fact that he calls him a clone or a child doesn't change any of that.
i think there's something to be said about calling their canon relationship "tenuous"... because, really, that isn't the case at all. from their first interaction during the reign of the supermen storyline in 1993 till now, kon and kal's relationship has been overwhelmingly positive.
even when kal barely knows kon, within Maybe two weeks of them meeting, kal is instantly willing to go to bat to protect kon if cadmus tries anything (adventures of superman #506):
thank you for this. i get tired of fandom driving a wedge between them that doesn’t exist. i mean write whatever story you want for fanfic, i’m cool with that, but as far as canon discourse goes, they do in fact have a good relationship with each other. just wanted to add some more panels to show this:
edit since i saw another reply saying you meant this to be a response to fanon, but the original post does in fact say canon.
My biggest issue whenever people bring up Kon and Clark's tenuous relationship in canon is that usually, people have Bruce (or other "Gary Stu" adjacent figure) absolutely ragging on Clark for not accepting Kon because "he's not a clone, he's his child," and "he needed someone to teach him not to abuse his powers". And I can tell the reason they always refute this specific point is that there really isn't another argument.
For the latter, the same way Batman isn't obligated to take on a Robin or protege (ex. his constant attempts at trying to force Stephanie Brown to stop being a vigilante and his later firing of her as Robin), Clark isn't obligated to teach Conner (or even Kara to an extent). While it would objectively be the moral thing to do, Kon is not his child like Jon is. He did not consent to his creation,
And for the former, it doesn't matter what label Kon is biologically. Like the fundamental aspect of why he's so unaccepting of him is that he was VIOLATED. His DNA was STOLEN against his will and used to create a weapon. He'd been working his entire life so that he wouldn't be seen or used as a weapon against humanity, and then indirectly, he did it anyway. Kon is literally a reminder that he will always be dangerous, even unintentionally. The fact that he calls him a clone or a child doesn't change any of that.
i think there's something to be said about calling their canon relationship "tenuous"... because, really, that isn't the case at all. from their first interaction during the reign of the supermen storyline in 1993 till now, kon and kal's relationship has been overwhelmingly positive.
even when kal barely knows kon, within Maybe two weeks of them meeting, kal is instantly willing to go to bat to protect kon if cadmus tries anything (adventures of superman #506):
thanks for the reply! it was really interesting to know how close they actually are within such a short timeframe.
yeah you're right to be honest this was mostly in response to fanon. I'm aware they have a closer relationship in canon but admittedly I'm not super well read on superfam stuff lol.
Honestly this was less to do with actual canon and more just a general argument because those arguments made me legitimately angry since there seemed to be no consideration for how Clark would feel. I'm aware that my argument is OOC! I don't think in a million years Clark would just abandon Kon like fanon likes to act like he does, but i was just saying that if he chose not to be a father figure to him it's within his right basically
My least favorite thing about damijon/jondami is that...it tends to lean into a lot of typical shota tropes? Especially regarding Jon, and it honestly creeps me out. It's so weird. I was looking through my old Ao3 bookmarks, and it becomes so obvious not only how OOC Jon always is but just how much he's simultaneously infantilized and adultified (is that the right word?) in fics that want to make him have this weirdly kiddish crush on Damian while also making him super possessive.
Just an example: It's very very common in these kinds of fanfictions to have the trope where Jonathan loudly proclaims he's gonna marry Damian when he's older and then Jonathan continues to "pursue" Damian, making him promise to "wait" for him (which Damian agrees to?? For some reason??) up until he's 18 (and Damian is TWENTY ONE) and then Damian "relents" and agrees to date him.
Or I've seen ones where after Jonathans extremely traumatic time in the volcano he...tells Damian they're old enough to date now??? LIke I vividly remember this happening way too many times. And there's more examples, like scenarios where Damian dates a girl because yk, he's a teenager, and Jonathan gets extremely jealous and threatens her?? Not to mention when they just make Jon straight up stupid because "that's how kids are".
Jon is made into Damian's lap dog in the worst way (quite literally at times where they turn him into basically Damian's guard dog and call him as such). And I can't help making these comparisons, especially now that I can recognize these tropes.
ALSO. THE WAY THEY ALWAYS TREAT JAY LIKE SHIT. I have unironically seen fics where they say the only reason Jonathan is with Jay is because he "looks like Damian"...because they're both asian. Like that is the exact justification they have given (in different words but essentially the same thing). Jay is turned into this jealous ex/scorned mistress where all people know is that he's a journalist and not the fact he's the son of a president and a victim of human trafficking.
My least favorite aspect of this trope is whenever Jonathan date Jay--whether this is after a confession, post damijon break-up, or hell, just happens to be dating AT ALL even if neither Damian or Jonathan gave any indication to the other that they have any interest in them-- Jonathan is made out to be some kind of bad-guy by both the narrative and the batfam.
You have Jason threatening to shoot Jonathan with kryptonite bullets, Bruce refusing him into Gotham, Cassandra threatening him in the middle of the night etc. All because. Jonathan. Chose. Not to date a child. Because to be clear, that is what has to be happening if there is any preservation of the timeline at all. Jonathan has to be around 17-19 and post age-up, and Damian can't be older 16, if that.
Also another trope I hate that I'm adding to the end here because I remembered it against my will. Jay using Jonathan so he can get information on the Waynes to "further his dreams in journalism". That is so incredibly moronic and genuinely disrespectful. They know nothing of why Jay wants to be a journalist or even what kind of journalism he does.
For any author who reads this and wants to use any of these tropes with Jay , just use an OC. Don't disrespect an activist and victim by turning him into a gossip chaser.
My biggest issue whenever people bring up Kon and Clark's tenuous relationship in fanon is that usually, people have Bruce (or other "Gary Stu" adjacent figure) absolutely ragging on Clark for not accepting Kon because "he's not a clone, he's his child," and "he needed someone to teach him not to abuse his powers". And I can tell the reason they always refute this specific point is that there really isn't another argument.
For the latter, the same way Batman isn't obligated to take on a Robin or protege (ex. his constant attempts at trying to force Stephanie Brown to stop being a vigilante and his later firing of her as Robin), Clark isn't obligated to teach Conner (or even Kara to an extent). While it would objectively be the moral thing to do, Kon is not his child like Jon is. He did not consent to his creation,
And for the former, it doesn't matter what label Kon is biologically. Like the fundamental aspect of why he's so unaccepting of him is that he was VIOLATED. His DNA was STOLEN against his will and used to create a weapon. He'd been working his entire life so that he wouldn't be seen or used as a weapon against humanity, and then indirectly, he did it anyway. Kon is literally a reminder that he will always be dangerous, even unintentionally. The fact that he calls him a clone or a child doesn't change any of that.
hey btw every time you dumb down a superhero in order to make the resident Bat look smarter an angel fucking dies
You know I’d prob like Batman more if his stans and his fandom didn’t act like he’s the best thing to ever happen in the DC world.
They straight up turn him into a Gary Stu in almost every fanfic centering on him. He’s super strong, super smart, super handsome, most competent member on the Justice League, the best dad ever etc etc and like damn yall hope off his dick. (Heh)
He’s literally said multiple times if Superman wanted to kill him he could and would. Bro is not beating anyone in the main Justice league lineup
Like no Batman is not the most competent member of the Justice League truthfully it’s probably fucking Diana cause she handles her shit.
No he’s not the best dad (don’t get me started) it’s fucking Wally or Barry depending on the lineup. The Flash family is literally known for being the happy wonderful family yall like to pretend the Batfam is.
Bruce isn’t adopting every kid he sees of the street (his robins were so circumstantial it’s not even funny) but you know who totally would Clark.
It’s just insane cause everything they try to say Batman is, is really just a mashup of the other justice league characters and I feel like I’m the only one who sees this and I’m going crazy.
I wouldn’t really mind if it was just seen as like a perfect Batman and Batfam make believe alternate earth (since there’s like 50 of em) but so many people treat it as canon and status quo and I feel like the plot has been lost?
I have come to you to bitch about things! To bitch I say!
I love Hal Jordan. I actually love him so much, right? I respect him as a character and adore a lot of what goes into who he is. Unfortunately I can’t go through his tag. ‘Why can’t you go through his tag?’ you probably aren’t asking because this issue isn’t anything new. I can’t go through it because 90% of the posts there (angry exaggeration) are Batfam/Bruce Wayne text posts with a ‘Hal Jordan feature’ that horribly mischaracterizes him as a guy who beefs with children! Oh and not to mention Guy! I can’t go through his tag a lot of the time because it can be so horribly ableist actually. Other people have said this better than me so that’s all I’ll give on the topic, but it’s so upsetting.
Ollie’s tag is also so horribly trashed, because a lot of the time, he’s either being used as ‘punching bag for Bruce is a good dad plot’, ‘side character in text post to say something he’d never say’ or, worst of all, ‘boiled down to the base trait ‘other billionaire’ (even though he oftentimes isn’t one) and used to give Bruce a childhood friends to lovers story’ or whatever.
I love shipping, do what you want ship what you ship, but I don’t understand how you can ship two characters if you don’t have fundamental understandings of both. I see it all the time! I’ve seen good Batarrow, but a lot of the time it’s just ‘Bruce and another billionaire he used to know’ instead of Bruce and Oliver. SuperBat is great a lot of the time, but I see Supes take such a backseat in so much of the content, like it’s ‘Bruce and his boyfriend’ instead of ‘boyfriends’. This does extend to Tim, because most problems do. All of Tim’s ships that I’ve witnessed are only ever supported by a fundamental misunderstanding of the character he’s shipped with.
Thanks for letting me bitch. Love your blog. Please never stop doing what you do, because having a safe space to share unpopular opinions and educate each other on racism and sexism in comics like you’ve created is so important in fandom.
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Believe me I am WELLLLLL aware of the state of the Hal and Ollie tags in fact I say we bring these back
I made these in April when the state of the Green Lantern tags was like so bad. And then one of my friends (or my partner might’ve been them) asked about Ollie ones. And then other people in that group were asking for Jason ones so I have a whole bunch of banners that I posted a while ago, but I’m bringing these one specifically back for this. 
And I’ve talked about my dislike for Timkon before, but that absolutely does extend into regular superbat. Because it’s so hard to find content that’s actually true to either of their characters honestly, but it especially puts down the super to put up the bat.
Also???? Thank you???? Literally all of this started because I went on a bitchy rant about hating fanon Tim in like February
Generally I've started developing an unreasonable hatred towards most batfam-meets-jl fics for the sole reason I hate how glazed and almost deified Bruce & the batfam is.
It's the same reason I don't like Danny Phantom-meets-DC because everytime one party gets glazed to hell and back. But like ESPECIALLY with batfam fics like what do you mean Bruce can ban Hal from Gotham due to a non-existent "No metas in Gotham" rule, AND somehow manages to hold back an alien invasion from Gotham almost singlehandedly with the help of almost always just the Robin's, Batgirls, and maybe, MAYBE Batwoman & Signal if they're mentiond.
Mind you, I especially hate that stupid rule. Because A) it has no basis in canon and B) its so fucking stupid. Because people unwittingly make Bruce look like a fucking bigot/hypocrite in their fics when they have it.
A bigot, because considering how often he kicks the other supers out just for visiting (even if they're in civvies), this implies he kicks out civilians too (or in some way stops them from coming) for something outside of their control à la marvel mutants. Imagine little old Molly Smith from Metropolis, wanting to go to Gotham U for their medical program & scholarship. Only to get the heart attack of her life because Batman shows up, saying she can't come in because it just so happens she has the meta ability to be 3% extra lucky on the 3rd Tuesday of every month or something.
And a hypocrite because he stops people like Flash or Superman from even ENTERING Gotham but doesn't do shit about Poison Ivy or any of the other.
It's stupid in fics where it's "courtesy" to tell batman they'll be stopping in gotham for whatever reason because it's "His" city. What do you mean this grown man throws a temper tantrum just because another hero wants to VISIT. Not even talking mentioning the times they come because they want to HELP people. I don't care if they don't "know his city" make them save civilians or something then but kicking them out is just dumb.
But also like, they always, ALWAYS dumb down the other characters to prop them up as well. Like I saw someone mentioned once that Red Hood would be a better marksman then Oliver Queen. JASON TODD. A BETTER MARKSMAN. THAN THE GREEN ARROW.
Or they'll have Bruce correct them on some obscure piece of their expertise (like I once read a fic where Bruce corrected ZATANNA??? about something magic related??????). If he is so good at everything why bother with a team at all. "he can't be everywhere" cloning is viable and almost certainly easily accessible to Billionare Bruce Wayne.
The worst is always when they absolutely idiot-fy the other JL members. They make basically everyone just flat out incompetent (most notably Oliver & Hal just become jokes but the others still get it too) so that the batfam all look like geniuses in comparison and that is just. So frustrating.