Astrid

⊹₊ ⋆ ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ I just be yapping and writing A03/FFT: AstridEstelle Other Socials: AstriddEstelle ⊹₊ ⋆ ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

[astriddestelle]

Wanna be depressing. So Lonnie is an alcoholic. Joyce is addicted to cigarettes. Jonathan is addicted to weed. What would Will be addicted to? Considering the era I’m thinking hard drugs or party drugs,

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[astriddestelle]

Felt this in my soul.

[astriddestelle]

Itafushi AU. Sukuna and Yuji are brothers in this. Megumi and Sukuna dated, didn’t end well, Sukuna cheated or was just a trash boyfriend, or maybe Megumi was an ashsole idk.

Megumi is like imma get even, what better way to get even by dating his younger sibling and breaking his heart.

Except he dead ass falls in love with Yuji in like ten minutes and completely ruins his plans 😭😂

[astriddestelle]

I think about this often. Can you fucking imagine living in the Madagascar universe in New York. Like the famous dancing lion from your zoo escapes one night, and escapes into the city, causing a havoc and a panic. Animal rights activists are like okay let's ship him back to the wild, the boat gets lost, the crates lost at sea. You mourn him like damn, that's so depressing.

Life goes on. A year or couple years later you travel go on tour in Kenya on the animal reserve, get stranded in the fucking wild for who knows how many days, weeks. Whatever you meet other New Yorkers cause everyone from New York decided to go on the same vacation you fucking guess. Whatever. Anyways y'all hungry and feral you capture a lion to eat (we eating lions now but hey better than starving) another lion shows up and it's like what the fuck is going on.

Then the first lion starts fucking dancing, and you're like, wait. You've been going to the NY Zoo for fucking years, you know that dance. It's the same fucking dancing lion, that apparently died at sea, and escaped all those years ago, out in the fucking African perserve. It's not attacking it's fucking dancing, and y'all are like omg it's Alex the lion, y'all this is not a drill. And then the other fucking lion starts dancing too. How is this your life? Like no one is going to believe this is if you ever make it home. You're half starved delusional, cheering, then some old lady shoots them, they leave in a crate held by monkeys. What?

But can you imagine, finally when you're rescued going home and telling people you saw Alex the fucking dancing lion in the wild after being stranded. What a fucking trip?

And then years later he's brought back to the zoo by some French lady, and you're like hell fucking yeah! but also like wait wasn't he in Africa? how the fuck is he back in NY? Other people who don't know he was in Africa are like didn't he die? But whatever you go to see him. Then a giant fucking floating circus shows up, and in the chaos of balloons, fireworks, whatever the fuck is going on, the French lady is in the cage now. Alex the dancing lion is gone. you thought you saw him in the circus. did the circus steal zoo animals?

And you think maybe you just won't go to the zoo for a while after this. Trials of living in New York you guess.

[astriddestelle]

Nobody knows how 2 make itafushi at all bro and it posses ne off as someone who usually does the itafushi dynamic 😭

Broooo it’s so bad. I lowkey just stopped reading most itafushi fics outside of cute little oneshots.

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[astriddestelle]

Itafushi Modulo Canon Reincarnation AU

Where Megumi waits at the airport finds out Yuji can’t or isn’t coming for another 300 years or so and decides to go back. He makes a deal to be reincarnated

Except the deal has a catch. Not that anyone bothered to tell him.

Anyway first reincarnation goes well. Yuji knows it’s him, they’re reunited blah blah. Megumi dies.

Second reincarnation and Yuji has no idea who he is. And is hella hung up on his ex (who is Megumi) eventually it works out. They fall in love again.

Third reincarnation Megumi doesn’t remember Yuji somehow they still meet and get together.

Fourth reincarnation, Yuji doesn't remember Megumi, they still end up together.

Fifth reincarnation neither remembers each other, they don't end up together,

Next one born on different continent never even meets Yuji.

Each reincarnation is random. Sometimes they meet sometimes then don't. Sometimes both remember sometimes neither, sometimes just one, sometimes Megumi dies early, or is born too late, or in the wrong body, etc etc etc

[astriddestelle]

Higunana raising Yuji

Nanami single parent, adopts Yuji or maybe old family friend of Jin, ends up raiding Yuji

One day they’re out and about and Yuji gets separated and lost. Starts looking for papamin, sees a suit and guy who looks like he's got the world on his shoulders and thinks it's nanami only for it to be higumama.

Lol. anyways yuji is scared but like better someone who kind of reminds him of his dad than non one so latches on to higurama, and higurama is like ok this is what I'm doing, two seconds later, I will protect this child with my life.

him and nanami meet and sparks fly, and boom now yuji has two parents.

also I'm trademarking higumama

[spookybokchoy]

“Dude let’s go to Comic Con this weekend! I got tickets”

Take photos, make friends, meet a celebrity, wander around artist alley or geek out however you like! Just make sure your wallet survives ;)

[astriddestelle]

It’s giving where’s Waldo. Also damn I watch way to many cartoons 😂

[kcokaine]

at some point in their life

[astriddestelle]

NSFW

The way this art lowkey put me onto top/ a more dominant Yuji and then I read the itafushi fics and was reminded why top Yuji sucks in that ship 😭 (like why is Megumi suddenly a self insert wimpy crybaby)

It also put me onto itakugi and I’m like damn lowkey fire. Also put me more onto itafushikugi I was already on it but but now I’m front and center.

Why are they all so god damn attractive

[astriddestelle]

One day people will wake up to the fact that a lot of the characters they headcanon as lesbians fall into the tomboy stereotype and why is it that female characters who show masculinity or aren’t super feminine just get defaulted to gay in headcanon spaces.

It’s always pick the same de facto type of characters (tough girl, tomboy, sporty) like they can like men too.

Feminine girly girls can be just as a gay. The regular normal girls can be just as gay. The nerdy girls can be gay. It’s not just tomboys.

[astriddestelle]

Everyone saying Solider Boy is in the closet cause how does he know so much about gay sex unless he’s doing it is kinda cracking me up.

It’s true though he naming shit even with my years of reading m/m I still don’t recognize at first glance.

Also the way he seeks to only hate bottoms 😭😭

[astriddestelle]

Worst Fandoms I’ve Personally Ever Been In

1. Heated Rivalry (the show isn’t even that good for yall to be acting like this omg)

2. ATLA (unclench. Please. Neither ship is that good to be telling people to off themselves)

3. Stranger Things (ATLA 2.0 only time it made me dislike my own ship (Byler) cause the shippers were that annoying)

4. HP -Marauders (mind you it’s all made up since they’re dead when the series starts yall are arguing about headcanons wrap it up)

5. MHA - (no one knows the definition of the word nuance and it shows)

Honorary Mentions - Any fandom were I like a slash ship (male or female) cause top/bottom dynamic gets brought in and people end up writing crazy ooc characters that reek of fetishization.

Any fandom with problematic ships or characters. People take it way too seriously seriously. Like who cares.

Any fandom were a woman gets too much hate for being a woman bonus points if she happens to be black and dated one of the guys in a rival ship.

[astriddestelle]

Old byler draft I had in my notes way before anything

Post season 2 will is sent to live with Lonnie cause cps (Joyce why is your son in the hospital again with a poker burn mark)

Will tells Jonathan to stay with Joyce in case the upside down comes back.

So he lives with Lonnie alone. It’s not great. Lonnie is abusive but Will is bitter but learns to adapt by the time highschool starts he has a beard (fake girlfriend) to fool Lonnie. Has joined sports team. Gaslight himself that Lonnie’s not so bad so long as I look normal. He smokes drinks parties self dessctutuve

Anyway Lonnie loses his job can’t support will he’s moved back with his mom and Jonathan no one recognizes him

He sees Mike and damn the crush never went away. Mike is dealing with his own internalized homophobia and also became a lot meaner after Will left no one to be soft with. Mike is struggling cause Will is hot

The party is reunited but not really cause Will is so different.

Unsure if I’d make upside down a thing or not.

[astriddestelle]

I really want to write an itafushi/fushiita high school AU where Megumi and Yuji hate each other. Literally first meeting is them getting into a fight. Yuji transfers to the school, Megumi is the big dawg on campus.

Megumi beats up people assholes but still. Yuji sees this doesn’t know what’s going on intervenes cause he hates a bully. Megumi is like get lost before I beat you next and Yuji is like yeah right.

They fight Yuj wins or they tie and it’s just hate ever since. Eventually they’d fall in love but yeah.

[tepehkwi]

it is so fucking exhausting and annoying how white women, including and maybe even especially in progressive and leftist spaces, continue acting like they are not themselves still beneficiaries of tremendous privilege simply because they endure sexist or misogynistic discrimination. being a woman does not excuse the fact that you are still white and you still reap the benefits of being white! you do not get to "but sexism!" your way out of being held accountable for saying and doing racist shit!

[tepehkwi]

never forget that WHITE WOMEN owned slaves, it was WHITE WOMEN who gatekept the womens' suffrage movement, WHITE WOMEN who not only participated in but also organized segregationist protests to harass and threaten children of color like ruby bridges, WHITE WOMEN who weaponize both their whiteness and their womanhood to threaten the safety and lives of black and brown people, WHITE WOMEN who had their own sect of the KKK, WHITE WOMEN who lied about black and brown men to get them murdered by lynch mobs, WHITE WOMEN who had significant influence in the eugenics movement, WHITE WOMEN who are just as complicit in settler-colonialist violence as white men are, WHITE WOMEN who receive preferential treatment to black and brown people of all genders seeking jobs and housing and education, and WHITE WOMEN who proclaim themselves to be the arbiters of feminism while forever ignoring the struggles of black and brown women and talk about white womanhood as if it is universal.

so forgive me but i am sick and tired of hearing about how WHITE WOMEN have it bad when WHITE WOMEN withhold their allyship until they can be certain that supporting the liberation of oppressed groups will benefit them in some way and are just as guilty of doing this as white men are.

[tepehkwi]

and it's WHITE WOMEN who are going to see this post and ignore it like they always do, that is, if they don't add unnecessary paragraphs of "well, actually" full of logical fallacies and outright misunderstandings of how the fucking world works...

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here