a-okay coolio beans

im really boring and so is this bio

[redwinerozanova]

the opposite of ‘we die like men’ is ‘we survive like women’

[sidneypagget]

“what the fuck” is an emotion now and its the only one i have

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

My girlfriend suddenly buried her face in her hands like something was wrong and it took like 10 minutes to get her to tell me what was going on and she showed me this post

[drunkharry]

why is this so funny

[orlandobloomers]

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal

pics of you smiling with ur mom 

pics of plants

pics of ur dog

pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

[officialcrow]

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

[etica]

[marioclash]

[zackisontumblr]

maximum ogredrive

[anthasam]

person: do you have a tumblr

me: yes but tell me which of my traits led you to that conclusion so i can eliminate it

[selenastaylors]

UNMUTE IT

[blu-iv]

THE DEATH DROP 

[universi-tea]

early mornings or late nights? pens or pencils? elle woods or hermione granger?  libraries or coffee shops? writing or math?

[toasty-coconut]

Tumblr: *sprinkles confetti on my dashboard*

Me:

[chessys]

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

we are all saw confetti

[memeticmutation]

[bumblebeebats]

College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck

College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation

[chaoticbabyg]