*･ﾟ HURRICANE HEART.

DON'T BELONG TO NO CITY Alright so I'm going to go ahead and assume you know who the fuck I am. That's why we're on this website, right? If not, here's what you need to know. I'm Thea, I'm 20 and I make videos on YouTube, usually of myself playing games. For some reason, millions of people watch me do it. If you're looking for videos of me having sex, you're in the wrong place. Try pornhub, mate. DON'T BELONG TO NO MAN

[antheacrawford]

emilyxcosta‌:

@antheacrawford replied to your photo: INSTAGRAM: @emcosta  ↳ Just like looking in a…

DAMN GIRL, you’re looking as gorgeous as ever.

What can I say? I woke up like this

Well, you look fuckin’ hot, girl. I approve.

[antheacrawford]

puckitsnaomi‌:

The fall and winter holidays are the best, but it makes me a little sad to find Halloween stuff out before Labor Day even hits. What happened to all the fun in waiting?

Oh, definitely! I do love summer and the heat but there’s something about the autumn and the winter I just adore. Maybe it’s because I know Halloween and Christmas are coming. I don’t know, people love to make money off this shit now. It’s commercialised to high hell.

[antheacrawford]

emery-smythe‌:

Totally logical reasoning behind everything I do. Scratch that, there’s totally logical reasoning behind this one thing I did. I think he was pretty close to peeing his pants to be honest. I think it’s cute shit when people get that excited.

The pleasure is all mine Thea. You’re from the same weird realm of internet celebrity as I am, I believe.

I was gonna say man, if there’s totally logical reasoning behind everything, things must be so boring. Life on the edge is the best way to be and I fuckin’ love it. I never plan things out and hey, things have worked out for me so far. God, I know, right? Recently I went to a gaming convention in England and people freaked the fuck out. All I did was sit there and sign shit and I had these guys coming up to me telling me how great I am. It was insane.

The very same weird realm, my man. I thought we were quite different but it turns out we’re pretty similar. You talk about sex, I gained popularity talking about my life as a sex worker. Although now I just upload gaming videos and people seem to love it.

[antheacrawford]

charliexcade‌:

Great, so it’s a date! See you this weekend then.

Did you just call it a date? Should I dress to impress?

[antheacrawford]

jesse-a-st-james‌:

Of course! The more the merrier is always my motto.

Are bathing suites optional? I usually like to swim naked.

[antheacrawford]

emery-smythe‌:

You know, I’m starting to think that really wasn’t the best way to introduce myself. Most people round here don’t know me well enough to get why I’d pull shit like that. There was a kid who mistook me for Sebastian; and I didn’t have the heart to break his by telling him he was wrong.

I figured there had to be some logical reasoning and shit but I didn’t want to assume. After all, some people are just fuckin’ weird, you know? But that’s kinda sweet you did that and I’m sure he appreciated it. He probably went home and told all his friends that he met Sebastian Smythe so it’s pretty damn cute you did that, man. I’m Thea, by the way. 

[antheacrawford]

marlsnroses‌:

Well, I was running on two hours of sleep and was adjusting to a completely new timezone, but it’s still totally a win. Really? Count me in! That sounds like a lot of fun. Just promise you’ll be patient and won’t laugh at me if I kinda freak out when I can’t figure out how to work the thing. 

Oh, that’s your excuse, huh? I’ll let you have it. But I do know the videos are pretty hilarious, even if it’s mainly my friends that make me laugh. Honestly, how I made a career out of goofing around with my friends, I’ll never know, but hey, it’s working out for me so far. Of course I’ll be patient with you, babe. I’m a pretty good teacher, I’ll help you out.

[antheacrawford]

charliexcade‌:

Thea, did we just become best friends?!

No but seriously, you’re officially stuck with me, babe. I’m free this weekend, if you wanna do something.

Probably, babe. I’m pretty awesome to be friends with so I can’t say I blame you.

This weekend? Let’s do it, gorgeous. I’ll take you to dinner. 

[antheacrawford]

emery-smythe‌:

Today, I pretended I was my brother and signed some autographs on his behalf; then I managed to snag some free donuts just for being myself. All in all, today was a very good day. 

You might recognise my face from that one doctor show but that’s just my face. Not actually me. Triplets man. I’m the middle Smythe and therefore the best Smythe. Think about it, the jelly is always in the middle of the donut and that’s the best part. My logic has been perfected over twenty-one long years. I’m Emery and my dog is my best friend. Good to meet you.

Why did you pretend to be your brother?

[antheacrawford]

jesse-a-st-james‌:

I’m definitely taking advantage of having my own pool today. So, if anyone needs me, I’ll be swimming my troubles away.

Am I allowed to join?

[antheacrawford]

strongwheeledartie‌:

You make a good point. And the whole, there’s always ways that it could be more embarrassing. 

I’m getting the sense that you’re devious. At least now I’m prepared so I can attempt to play it off. I’ve got rolling on through my own awkwardness down to an art at this point. 

Me? Devious? I’m surprise it took you this long to figure it out. But it’s not a bad thing, I just like to flirt a lot and hey, you’re one of the guys I like to flirt with. Go figure, babe.

[antheacrawford]

marlsnroses‌:

Oh, my god, that’s where I know you from! I remember I saw one of your videos once while I was eating breakfast, and I some milk might have accidentally shot out my nose. Really? I guess I just assumed you grew up with all the Play Stations and stuff. If that’s the case, then maybe there’s some hope for me yet in the video games department. I play with my friends sometimes, but I usually just end up just teasing them.

I made milk shoot out of your nose? Okay, that’s an achievement and I’m going to go ahead and take a fuckin’ bow for that. It’s weird because it’s not even the games we’re playing that’s funny, it’s the people I’m with. We just goof around and somehow, it’s popular. You’re always welcome to my apartment and I’ll play some games with you, Marls. It’ll be fun.

[antheacrawford]

strongwheeledartie‌:

You could come with if you want. We have different wheels, but I imagine it’s still fun when your legs power the wheels, if a bit more prone to falling. Y’all bounce back. 

Oh, right. Yeah, sounds interesting. I’m all about new stories. 

It’ll be fun, dude, I’d love to come. I’ve skateboarded before, I think it’ll be a good time to hang with you. Let’s do it, man!

[antheacrawford]

qbfabray‌:

Thanks for that, and I really do get that. Legally maybe, but if it doesn’t fit you, it doesn’t fit. Damn, really? Those are some devoted fans to stay up with you like that, but it could be really cool. And good point, it might spur a few more people into doing that too, which is just better for everyone right? Exactly, I love this place too, for exactly those reasons. Your average fan is alright, but man… those other few.

I’m glad you get it. I mean, do I look like a fuckin’ Anthea? God knows what the birth giver and sperm donor thinking when they named me that. I know, man, my fans are pretty badass. They were helping each other along in the live chat while we just sat and talked and shit. Or rather, I spoke to the camera and they typed in the chat so I could see. Oh, exactly! It’s nice because if I posted a photo of me in a bikini here, I probably wouldn’t get creepy as comments or DMs like I do on Instagram and shit.

[antheacrawford]

blairxstxjames‌:

Society is definitely being shaken up for the better, I think, which I am definitely not complaining about. 

Exactly! They’re just body parts and its only our society that’s turned boobs sexual. They’re literally there to feed babies and shit.

[antheacrawford]

marlsnroses‌:

Well, I’m here now! And that’s uh, really kind of you to say, Thea, thank you. I’m sure there’s still a lot of skill that goes with it. There’s gotta be something special about you that so many people find watching you play video games so exciting. I personally suck at video games. I never really grew up with them so now I can only manage the occasional Candy Crush.

You’re welcome, babe. Ah, it’s nothing about the skill of video games, people don’t watch me because I’m good... usually. I mean, with some games they do. But it’s mainly the content I make with others that they live for. I have a little group of friends from all over the world and whenever we play together, we record the whole thing and just make a “Funny Moments” compilation and for some reason, it’s popular. Guess it’s just my charm that people love. It’s funny, I didn’t grow up with them either. I had a strict religious upbringing - it was only when I moved to LA and moved in with my ex-roommate that I was introduced. 

[antheacrawford]

puckitsnaomi‌:

Thanks, T. That’s the best way to drive, you know. You’re on.

Can’t wait.