I’m Bored

21 y/o nb person. They/Them. I think I’m becoming real.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[ladyadrasteia666]

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

[anthropomorphicspider]

My most toxic trait is that I’m usually in a secret competition with someone. I’ll be in yoga taking note of the person around me with the most skill and seeing what I do better than them. I gauge what I do off of being slightly, humbly better than the people around me. I never say it, I never show it, but *I* know, and I pretend *they* know, and I win.

[anthropomorphicspider]

In high school it was Stupid Philip, who was the popular smart kid, bragging about his college classes and AP credits, and everyone assumed Stupid Philip was the smartest. I didn’t talk to anyone and nobody knew my scores or my schedule but Stupid Philip made sure everyone knew his scores and only I ever knew that mine were better. We had one point of interaction maybe that whole year, when I beat him at the APUSH end-of-year review Kahoot. When the teacher asked who’s name that was in the number one spot I raised my hand in the back of the class and Stupid Philip turned around to look at me for the first time and said, “huh.”

[anthropomorphicspider]

My most toxic trait is that I’m usually in a secret competition with someone. I’ll be in yoga taking note of the person around me with the most skill and seeing what I do better than them. I gauge what I do off of being slightly, humbly better than the people around me. I never say it, I never show it, but *I* know, and I pretend *they* know, and I win.

[anthropomorphicspider]

I know way more about the politics and history of the ATLA universe than I ever will of those in this world.

[anthropomorphicspider]

I want a wise mentor to teach me lessons about life and discipline and humility and courage. Someone I trust and respect and admire.

[anthropomorphicspider]

Wait is “Don’t stop me now” about drugs?

Is it about religion?

Wait

[anthropomorphicspider]

Rawr

[anthropomorphicspider]

—Me screaming at the injustices while simultaneously fatigued of my ability to scream at the injustices

[anthropomorphicspider]

Rawr

[anthropomorphicspider]

Wanting to post a random thought to my snapchat story: ah but unfortunately then people will see it

Posts it to tumblr instead

[anthropomorphicspider]

When I was a kid I thought we were really pulling one over on our parents by getting to call them “cool math games.” It’s only learning advanced math and physics (and coding) that I realize holy shit this makes sense to me because of cool math games.

[anthropomorphicspider]

I keep forgetting that I actually hate meeting new people and am nowhere near as confident irl as I am in my head.

[anthropomorphicspider]

Maybe I don’t need therapy. Maybe I just need my mom.

[anthropomorphicspider]

The conditions were already there—the butterfly didn’t *cause* the hurricane, it merely pushed existing conditions ever so slightly in one direction so as to lead to the exact hurricane it turned out to be.

[anthropomorphicspider]

If I had money I’d be so into online shopping for expensive eco-friendly alternatives to shit I use

[anthropomorphicspider]

Aaa I love Varessa so much. I just played Genshin for the first time in months and she’s precious. I saw a post on Reddit from here complaining about her being a cow-girl who eats all the time as if she’s genshin’s resident fat person who’s a terrible representation of body variation. But oh after reading about her and trying her out, it’s worse. She eats so much to bulk up. She’s a luchador. She’s fucking adorable. She’s their resident muscle girl. This girl.

[anthropomorphicspider]

Run some clothes with your towels. Smaller loads are easier to fold and put away right when they get finished, instead of waiting for a good time to fold a basket of clothes. Run some clothes with your bedding. It saves energy, too.