HUMAN BLOOD RUSH

archer - enby & queer - 22y

[anton--rayne]

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[wowwforever]

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

[angelspecimens]

I think smart phones would be Randy Bradley’s personal hell

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[headspace-hotel]

"Disaster Taxon," poem assembled using text from Wikipedia articles

[beroebluejeans]

Whenever I am thinking very hard about The Locked Tomb, I find it important to remind myself Tamsyn Muir did compare the series to the KFC Double Down.

https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/muir_interview/

[cheetopuffpaws]

Never NOT reblogging this every time I come across it

[3000s]

[demaparbat-hp]

Someone give that boy calming tea

[paranetics]

“leave it at the door” but i like to carry stuff!!!!!

[paranetics]

i hate menstruating. just out here smelling like blood.

[a-state-of-bliss]

Flaunt Magazine #202 2026 - Amanda Seyfried by Greg Swales

[chinchillasinunison]

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

[rockshitty]

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

[paranetics]

i hope i’m your coworker in every lifetime

[paranetics]

being the mean gay coworker is fun when you’re a lesbian but if you’re a man it’s like the actual devil possesses your soul and has you doing shit like making the 16 yo new hire count the individual lettuce shreds in the walk-in

[paranetics]

i like ranson because benson kind of wants to be randy’s older brother and randy wants benson to put cigarettes out on him and say “whose pussy is this?” to randy when he’s balls deep

[papasmoke]

reading this made me empathize more with soviet film censors

[ouppygirlcity]