yeowch!

ay caramba

[comment-tube]

these kids are both talking about what’s inside a stretch armstrong

[comment-tube]

[medicated-noose-deactivated2015]

Xiu Xiu + GameCube

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

[notallmensheviks]

[sm64mario]

[powerfulwizard]

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

[slavery]

[powerburial]

the look on his face is awesome

[kuntsuragi]

[Matt Lauer voice] You better get in the robot Shinji, because we are under attack. Here is Ramiel, the fifth angel, parading down 34th street. 

[baaulp]

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

[rnavka]

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

[avantgardejazz-deactivated20220]

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

oh god nobody move. he can’t hear or see but he can feel the vibrations through the ground please god do NOT move

[pissvortex]

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

[groovycolorknightlawyer]

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

[pissvortex]

no thanks

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

my identity has been stolen

[mikedrawsdota]

Arc Warden

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

today i am john

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine

[rustmarty]