Miles Prower

I nabbed the URL because I could, but please refer to me as Miles. I don't expect to be active here, but we'll see.

[chauvel]

Do you thing Buns and Alicia would make good friends? This question has been on my mind a lot recently

I think their shared interest in watching other people suffer would make them very good friends.

[sonicwind-01]

Tails went savage for this trap, omg. <XD

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*pat* *pat*

[aj-reblogs]

My personal headcanon is that after Scourge is sent to Zone Prison, Miles takes over as leader of the Suppression Squad- and stays leader for a long, long time.

[arealscrog]

Everyone’s saying this episode was so Sonamy.

I really have no idea why. They hardly interact.

And even if you don’t ship Sontails, the awesome moments between these two in this episode were unbeatable.

Love this show.

[anti-tails]

Obligatory “gross”. Because they are so touchy-feely. But yes. Sonic and Tails are characterized pretty damned well in that show, and have quite the... ah... dynamic. A shame the games aren’t up to par.

[anti-tails]

Something doesn’t seem quite right here, Barnes & Noble.

[anti-tails]

Entitled Twats

Here’s an example of how not to behave when you’re attempting to commission a skilled (or any!) artist. Courtesy of an encounter on @arealscrog‘s DA.

[REDACTED] said the following: Are you open for commissions or requests?

ZoomSwish said the following: Yep, definitely open for commissions! What did you have in mind?

[REDACTED] said the following: well something like this: (Link to “The Bones Guy” pic) involving my 3 ocs

ZoomSwish said the following: So by that do you mean a color piece in that style? Off the top of my head I can quote you that it would be $15 per character, so $45 inked and colored with no background.  Let me know if that works for you.

[REDACTED] said the following: sorry cant afford those prices

ZoomSwish said the following: That's cool. Have a good one!

This is fine. If the encounter had ended here, there would be no problem. But then...

[REDACTED] said the following:

….

[REDACTED] said the following:

to bad you cant do it for a lesser amount,

ZoomSwish said the following: Sorry, man. I have to stick to my pricing. A piece like that would take me at least five hours, and I can't really afford to work for less than minimum wage. Thanks for the interest, though! ;)

[REDACTED] said the following:

yeah to bad i only can afford people who do it for fun.

ZoomSwish said the following: Haha! Wish I could just do it for fun. I'd still have to charge what my work is worth, though. 

[REDACTED] said the following:

if you say so.

Don't try to guilt artists into lowering their prices for you. That shit takes time and effort, even when done 'for fun'. You wouldn't go into a bakery and try to get a cake for less than the marked price. So don't do the same to artists. Being a passive-aggressive little douche about it isn't going to get you anywhere, either. Grow up.

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@arealscrog @anti-tails

Y'all’re smart

[anti-tails]

What did @arealscrog do? (We’re not the same person, btw, in case that was the assumption. We just live together, lol. He’s the artist. The brains are all mine.)

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I remember I reblogged some puzzles and riddles, and he/she/they got them all.

(And I know, I’ve been following the both of you on Tumblr for like like two years)

[anti-tails]

Fair enough! As much as I’d like to suggest that I probably solved those for him, too… he’s not a complete idiot. 

And yes, you have been following us for quite a while, which is remarkable considering how little we post.

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I have a thing for Scourges’ and Miles’

[anti-tails]

Some would call that a sickness... But it’s appreciated. (Half of my followers are porn blogs and I have no idea why. Thanks, Obama.)

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@arealscrog @anti-tails

Y'all’re smart

[anti-tails]

What did @arealscrog do? (We’re not the same person, btw, in case that was the assumption. We just live together, lol. He’s the artist. The brains are all mine.)

[sugahsweetscourge-archive-blog]

I remember I reblogged some puzzles and riddles, and he/she/they got them all.

(And I know, I’ve been following the both of you on Tumblr for like like two years)

[anti-tails]

Fair enough! As much as I’d like to suggest that I probably solved those for him, too... he’s not a complete idiot. 

And yes, you have been following us for quite a while, which is remarkable considering how little we post.

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@arealscrog @anti-tails

Y'all’re smart

[anti-tails]

What did @arealscrog do? (We’re not the same person, btw, in case that was the assumption. We just live together, lol. He’s the artist. The brains are all mine.)

[anti-tails]

Whenever I’m questioning my life choices I remember that someone on the Archie Sonic team thought that Titan Tails was a good idea. And then I feel better about myself.

[blackbeardedmen]

So I got 15. What did you guys get?!

[blackgirlsreverything]

17??

[sugahsweetscourge-archive-blog]

60?

[anti-tails]

15.

3 bottles = 30 [so 1 bottle = 10]

10 + 2 burgers = 20 [so 1 burger = 5]

5 + 2 mugs + 2 mugs = 9 [so 1 mug = 1]

Equation: 5 + 1 x 10

BODMAS (Order of Operations) = 5 + (1x10) = 15

(People are getting 25 because they’re missing the duplicate mugs in fig. 2 or 60 because they’re forgetting BODMAS/PEMDAS or 70 because they’re doing both lmao.)

[arealscrog]

“The Bones Guy”

@anti-tails and I decided to try to cook up a Miles Prower for old Buzz Lightyear up there, since the comic conveniently never mentioned a Ziles or Zails or whatever.

We decided he would be the Chief Forensic Scientist of Zonic’s precinct – a sharp witted and confident fox who worked his way up to the top of his field only to demand that he be left in sole control of the laboratory. No colleagues, no interns, no “little helpers”. They’d only make a mess of the place. He hates mess. Euch.

But he loves guts and bones! His customized cadaver-tech may more than border on the macabre but he can gleam a time, place and cause of death from a square inch of flesh. He never takes off his lab coat except to go out-of-zone and do field work with Zonic. That’s when he wears the get-up above. But he rarely needs to leave the lab. Needless to say, he spends more time with the dead than the living.

Most people find him creepy. He loves it.

But Zonic adores the FUCK out of him. Like, big time. And the feeling seems to be mutual… except when Zonic brings donuts into the lab and subsequently gets his credentials revoked.

On more than one occasion Zonic has woken with a toe-tag tied expertly around his big toe. Sometimes they say something in Science Guy Speak. Sometimes they say “I love you.”

To say that Zonic was a much more laid back and smiley guy when Ziles was around is an understatement.

But Zonic rarely smiles anymore, does he? Hardly seems like a Sonic at all.

Because one day out on the field with Zonic, Ziles was impaled by a drillbot. And got to see his own guts and bones for the first and last time.

The End.

[anti-tails]

Perfection.

Thank you so much for bringing our ideas to life. The drawing is amazing, and the blurb is spot on. I love it.

[arealscrog]

by Aoki

“Waiter! Refill my drink~”

“Actually, I’m a bartend-”

“NOW, waiter. Thank you.”

Based on a true story.

[anti-tails]

Absolutely based on a True Story.

[arealscrog]

May i help you? by Lenmeu

I fought the law

and the

law won.

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