Minecraft-Sinfonia & SBI family qsmp headcanons bc mmm they <3
* Chayanne is one of tue shortest eggs, second only to Tallulah
* Phil is also really small, he's like 5'4" and is very thin, which is why its very surprisingly to see him fight
* Missa is big and defenseless, most people assume hes the one they should be wary of
* Missa was very happy about marrying Phil, Phil was not so happy about it ⇩
* Kristin isn't canon, when Phil talks about her, he's talking about his hardcore world, which is one of his past lives he remembers. They're soulmates but Kristin doesn't exist here so he just has vague memories of the love of his life and can't get to her
* Missa is away most of the time because he's the son of La Catrina and technically isnt a human. He isn't just away from home, he leaves that reality
* Phil doesn't sleep like ever, when he does its when Chayanne tricks him into taking his bed so Chayanne can have the big one. Or when Missa physically forces him into bed and he immediately falls asleep ⇩
* Anytime Phil does sleep, he has nightmares about Chayanne and Missa being in danger, which is why he sleeps very close to Chayanne
* They're all very very paranoid all the time
* Missa is the most reasonable one but is often very impulsive so it doesn't show often but when he has a moment to think he is the most logical of the three (Phil and Chayanne jump to violence and war crimes, Missa goes "mmm maybe rethink that sweethearts")
* Phil is autistic and avocado toast is his safe food, his family has to deal with the consequences /j
* Chayanne is very protective of his family and friends because he thinks of himself of the pack leader and the strongest of the eggs
* He also adores Tallulah and after Tilín died, he is way more protective of his neice than anyone else, he won't fail again
* Phil and Chayanne's paragliders are actually mechanical wings. They can't fly but gliding is close enough
* Chayanne and Tallulah are the same age, just like all the eggs, but Chayanne appears much older (like Tallulah looks 2-3 and Chayanne looks 10-11)
* Chayanne has dreams about Techno a lot and pretends he doesn't notice Phil tearing up when he tells him
* Phil really isnt that old, he seems it because of his past lives and Wilbur isnt biologically his kid, Wilbur was adopted. Theres only ~15 years between them so Wilbur was like 12 and Phil was 27
* Currently Wil is 24 and Phil is going on 40
* Comparatively, Missa is going on 90 as he's immortal and doesnt age physically
* Chayanne is a water dragon and he loves ducks
* The dream Chayanne had about the crows saving his was actually chat
* Everyone's chats are like conscious omnipresent entities and not everyone can hear them but Phil and Wilbur have a very strong connection to theirs, as did Techno
* Sbi family dynamic real (+Chayanne and no Tommy(the way it should be/hj))
* Techno was actually Phil's brother not his son, i physically cannot see them as father and son its not right
* Techno used to terror Wilbur and Wilbur now does the same to Chayanne, they love eachother
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