Nov 7, 2024
if you see me rebloging that clip of dream saying he will impregnate george for the 10th time please mind your own business ty :)
ummm im sorry what clip??????????????
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@a-i-angel-universe
if you see me rebloging that clip of dream saying he will impregnate george for the 10th time please mind your own business ty :)
ummm im sorry what clip??????????????
i wished i could find the og image but.... is this anything
Chayanne and Tallulah try to organize a surprise baby shower for Phil and their new sibling (nonexistent)
The kids telling Bad that their dad is pregnant, or worse, they tell Missa
You know that ain’t staying secret and soon literally everyone except Phil thinks that Phil is pregnant and pretending (very badly) that they don’t know about it
Suddenly people are extra nice to Phil and keep giving him things?
Weird but Phil’s not going to object.
The concerning thing is that whenever a hostile mob is around it gets jumped by like six people before it can ever get close to Phil.
Phil apparently has bodyguards now that he can’t get rid of and no one will tell him what’s happening. They’ve all been sworn to secrecy.
Thie gave me thoughts!!! Especially the first part
Imagine Missa devistaed that Phil is pregnant. Does Phil want to divorce??? Why didn't he just tell him???
Missa hides it well for a while but eventually Phil finds Missa wallowing and asks about it
Missa mentions Phil wanting a divorce and Phil scolds him affectionately because why would Phil ever want a divorce?
Missa is Lost and eventually comes to the conclusion Whoever got Phil pregnant is no good and Phil needs his support and starts preparing himself to be the best Step Dad EVER
Gets books on taking care of infants (Chay and Lullah were adopted older then that), starts trying to learn how to build a cradle, baby proofing the house.
Phil notices but just thinks it's an odd hobby
Eventually the super secret baby shower FINALLY HAPPENS (for the non existent baby)
Phil still hasn't realized it's a baby shower he's just like okay the kids threw a baby themed party??? And the others brought gifts??? Is it one of their birthday??? I don't think so???
Then at some point Missa ends up asking what Phil is thinking for baby names.
And it clicks-
Missa thinking Phil would want to divorce, the kids weird whispering, the protectiveness of his freinds, Missa's hobbies, and the baby themed party!
Holy Fucking Shit?!
MISSA IS PREGNANT!!!
AND THE DAD ISNT BEING RESPONSIBLE???
"Something musical, so all the kids can kinda match"
Missa and Phil smile at eachother. "It's okay, I'll be there for you. I don't know who got you pregnant but I'll love your child just as much as our first two. I promise." They think to themselves and enjoy the party.
yeah this is the kind of mental gymnastics and miscommunication I can get behind, help this is so funny
preschool eggs :)
qsmp, people (more specifically, qsmp wil and phil with their kids). I have found my new addiction
u have 6 days to admire them before they get scrambled.
nooooo shut up shut up. I'm scared what's gonna happen
Lol, Phil blasting cat at full volume to wake Chayanne
vs
Phil waking up Tallulah by gently whispering to her...
he’s okay.
I like to imagine that Missa calls Phil the Aztec word for marigold(Cempasuchil) as a pet name. Because it’s literally the flower for the dia de muertos. And Phil is the angel of death.
Better yet if Phil only realizes this once Tallulah teaches him about this lol.
okay... no stop, my heart
phil collecting kids at the speed of sound
Oh my god, my heart just sank deep when q!phil started apologizing to chayanne about mistaking that village to be safe. And my sweet tallulah was just confused on what's going on when that nightmare stalker kept attacking.
that moment when your streamer’s house floods (again) so he can’t take care of his minecraft daughter and needs her grandpa to babysit her so she doesn’t die from neglect.
Ah yes chayanne showing Q who is the true danger in the room
trs of the message: I hate you, I hope me and my dad to live hapily when you die
Aw such I silly guy (I love him)
Accidental foreshadowing: Chayanne named his axolotl Phoenix
Philza, Mr Hardcore, Mr Minecraft, saying the mobs are too difficult
Tells me the mobs are too difficult.
I swear, if Quackity even THINKS about doing anything to Tallula or Chayanne, he is going to wake up the next day amidst the burning ruins of the island with Philza Minecraft's sword against his neck.
This man will fight through heaven and hell to bring his son back, and then he will make whoever took him away from him regret ever being born.
This is the man who raises a son that destroyed an entire country; the man who regularly dominates a world where death is permanent, the man who once conquered the world with the greatest warrior of all time.
Quackity better watch the fuck out if he dares fuck with either of them.
This is devastating why are there like 3 posts about Phil's stream what is this
Tallulah AND Chayanne died im so
The way Chayanne just went to Phil was so sjxjshsjwnak LIKE THATS DEVASTATING?? Chayanne and Phil died together, Tallulah was already gone and in Chayanne's final moments, Phil comforted him, he apologized for how dangerous the world is
You can see the exact moment he realises he can't do anything about it and its so sad dude??
"I'm sorry Chayanne, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, they don't want us to live. They don't want us to live in this world- I'm so sorry Chayanne, I thought it was safe."
I know the deaths didnt count but oh my god
The eggs’ sitting area in the trial, my heart 😩
oh my fucking gooooooooooooooood
Minecraft-Sinfonia & SBI family qsmp headcanons bc mmm they <3
* Chayanne is one of tue shortest eggs, second only to Tallulah
* Phil is also really small, he's like 5'4" and is very thin, which is why its very surprisingly to see him fight
* Missa is big and defenseless, most people assume hes the one they should be wary of
* Missa was very happy about marrying Phil, Phil was not so happy about it ⇩
* Kristin isn't canon, when Phil talks about her, he's talking about his hardcore world, which is one of his past lives he remembers. They're soulmates but Kristin doesn't exist here so he just has vague memories of the love of his life and can't get to her
* Missa is away most of the time because he's the son of La Catrina and technically isnt a human. He isn't just away from home, he leaves that reality
* Phil doesn't sleep like ever, when he does its when Chayanne tricks him into taking his bed so Chayanne can have the big one. Or when Missa physically forces him into bed and he immediately falls asleep ⇩
* Anytime Phil does sleep, he has nightmares about Chayanne and Missa being in danger, which is why he sleeps very close to Chayanne
* They're all very very paranoid all the time
* Missa is the most reasonable one but is often very impulsive so it doesn't show often but when he has a moment to think he is the most logical of the three (Phil and Chayanne jump to violence and war crimes, Missa goes "mmm maybe rethink that sweethearts")
* Phil is autistic and avocado toast is his safe food, his family has to deal with the consequences /j
* Chayanne is very protective of his family and friends because he thinks of himself of the pack leader and the strongest of the eggs
* He also adores Tallulah and after Tilín died, he is way more protective of his neice than anyone else, he won't fail again
* Phil and Chayanne's paragliders are actually mechanical wings. They can't fly but gliding is close enough
* Chayanne and Tallulah are the same age, just like all the eggs, but Chayanne appears much older (like Tallulah looks 2-3 and Chayanne looks 10-11)
* Chayanne has dreams about Techno a lot and pretends he doesn't notice Phil tearing up when he tells him
* Phil really isnt that old, he seems it because of his past lives and Wilbur isnt biologically his kid, Wilbur was adopted. Theres only ~15 years between them so Wilbur was like 12 and Phil was 27
* Currently Wil is 24 and Phil is going on 40
* Comparatively, Missa is going on 90 as he's immortal and doesnt age physically
* Chayanne is a water dragon and he loves ducks
* The dream Chayanne had about the crows saving his was actually chat
* Everyone's chats are like conscious omnipresent entities and not everyone can hear them but Phil and Wilbur have a very strong connection to theirs, as did Techno
* Sbi family dynamic real (+Chayanne and no Tommy(the way it should be/hj))
* Techno was actually Phil's brother not his son, i physically cannot see them as father and son its not right
* Techno used to terror Wilbur and Wilbur now does the same to Chayanne, they love eachother
I’m not going to lie, but this scene really had me in a chokehold..😭😭
