You’re so old, your age matches the year.
You’re like Edna if she were in a nursing home.
My age matching the year is pretty fucking cool ngl… it is so handy, and only five days of the year, am I a different age than the year, that’s fucking cool😎😌
Do better, child.
Although I do appreciate that you say these things to my face, with your fuck name and cat pfp in plain view










