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not actually an anti anders blog

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[knuckleduster]

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

[archangelzs]

im a simple man

[heartbleats-deactivated20170318]

what.

[hawkemoth-carrd-co-deactivated2]

[antiandersmonth]

the alphonsus post inspired me to develop him as a character and i'm having so much fun

NSJSNDKSMD PLEASE SHARE

[antiandersmonth]

[hollowboobtheory]

current mood

[antiandersmonth]

please let the people know what your favorite thing about anders is

there are a lot of things i like about him, but nothing beats the snark. the sheer unbridled bitchiness of this man and his commitment to the art of being petty and frustrating everyone around him is SO funny

he and morrigan need to meet asap like they're both snarky gay chantry hating apostates. it would be like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object

[antiandersmonth]

op i love you.... i almost blocked you because all i saw was your url but i'm glad i didn't :")

[hollowboobtheory]

[bmovedfnskjd]

when you hate anders and haven’t jumped on a positive post about him in the last five minutes:

[dilfgmancoolatta]

3 things EVERY girl wants

- sela petrae

- drake stone

- you to distract the grand cleric

[antiandersmonth]

[antiandersmonth]

anders: now that i’m joined with justice... a romantic relationship would be impossible. you deserve better than me :( i can’t give you a normal life :(

hawke:

[thegnawednoble]

Anders thinks that Justice has been corrupted into Vengeance but, really, Justice is just hangry

[thegnawednoble]

Anders, immune to the urge to snack: my friend Justice has been corrupted by my anger…he’s not what he used to be…:(

Justice, new to being part of a living body, sitting in the void that is Anders’ brainspace and longing for a snack: pls Anders…eat somethign…..

[antiandersmonth]

anders: i've been on the run for months from both the circle & the grey wardens, a templar stabbed me through the chest because i let my spirit friend inhabit my body, but now i don't know how to control him or communicate with him in a healthy way. i feel unworthy of love because i have yet to unlearn circle teachings about magic and possession. also i live in the sewers and i just had to mercy kill my boyfriend :(

hawke:

[antiandersmonth]

every anti anders blog is run by the same mage, alphonsus, who’s still bitter anders wouldn’t let him join the monthly orgy he ran at kinloch

[antiandersmonth]

— Diary of Alphonsus, mage at Ferelden's Circle of Magi, dated 9:24 Dragon