take time, take time.

She is kind and very beautiful. But she can be so cruel and it comes so suddenly and such birds that fly, dipping and hunting, with their small sad voices are made too delicately for the sea.

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📩 iMESSAGE → open

CARMEN: sweetie... am i meant to feel threatened by any of that?

DIONNE: you're supposed to shh & accept that i am a princess and therefore v intimidating

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📩 iMESSAGE → Persephone

PERSEPHONE: ihave never heard of that saying... but that sounds like a good thing?

DARYA: yeah its basically just like you attract good people and good things by being sweet

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📩 iMESSAGE → Persephone

PERSEPHONE: no i mean that it doesn't matter, tulips are everywhere and people use them because they are a steretype and stuff...

dionne: wellllll clearly they're not /everywhere/

dionne: but tbH im just not a real big flower person. i can name like 50 types of cacti tho

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📩 iMESSAGE → Katrina

KATRINA: :D

KATRINA: they're woodland creatures, ifthere was a fores or mountains nearby you could find one

orion: so.....go out into the woods?

orion: i dont think i should do that.

orion: dont they sell them somewhere? i'm sure they sell them somewhere. i'm gonna look into it

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📩 iMESSAGE → Mirna

mirna: ..... this is the part where i just don't comment.

orion: what'd i say?

orion: i just meant i dont know if she's aptly equiped to help me with the current predicament i'm in not that i need help

orion: i really just wanted to complain about it

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📩 iMESSAGE → Vincenzio

VINCENZIO: but it's my natural state of being

VINCENZEIO: what else do you expect me to do if i can't be annoying?

DIONNE: that is tragic, for you & all of your friends/children/partners

DIONNE: idk be nice? be funny? be charming? be witty? be educational? be anything else

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📩 iMESSAGE → Persephone

PERSEPHONE: wdym you had o google tulips, did you not know whata tulip looks like? they're very steretypical of holland.

PERSEPHONE: but thank you ! i'll have to check later!

DIONNE: i....dont....live in holland?? i live in oakland and there aren't many tulips there

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📩 iMESSAGE → Carmen

CARMEN: ...

CARMEN: were you like... watching porn? i didn't think cumming glitter was possible

ORION: what? i dont cum glitter that's not physically possible

ORION: i got one of those stupid glitter bombs

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📩 iMESSAGE → Mirna

mirna: orion. listen to yourself. you're freaking out over software when you should be talking to your match.

orion: who katrina? for what?

orion: she can't get the glitter off of me. well she could but i dont want her to.

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📩 iMESSAGE → Carmen

CARMEN: everywhere? the fuck did you get up to last night?

ORION: nothing very fun really

ORION: i spent most of the night picking glitter out of my keyboard

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📩 iMESSAGE → Vincenzio

VINCENZIO: and yet you're still texting me. so you must like it.

DIONNE: i dont think thats what that means

DIONNE: dont be annoying

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📩 iMESSAGE → Persephone

PERSPHONE: i like the attitude

DARYA: thank you thank you *bows*

DARYA: i try and be pretty optimistic, attack more flies with sugar....or is it honey? honestly i dont know

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📩 iMESSAGE → Katrina

KATRINA: skunks pee on everything when they feel threatened. it'll just take a harsh movement from your friend & it'll pee all over him

KATRINA: maybe...

KATRINA: would that make you change your opinion of me?

KATRINA: because if it did then yes. i have.

ORION: yeah kind of, i'm really impressed right now

ORION: i gotta figure out where to find a skunk...

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📩 iMESSAGE → open

PERSEPHONE: i personally like tulips better. bu now that you mention that, where did you get them ?

PERSPHONE: and do you think i can get tulips there?

DIONNE: i wont lie i had to google tulips to know what you were talking about

DIONNE: yeah i dont see why not, it was a flower shop in town called fera flowers they even delivered them for me.

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📩 iMESSAGE → Persephone

PERSEPHONE: i'll help you dothe convincing ! :)

DARYA: oh well this is defs happening

DARYA: with the two of us? who could say no!

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📩 iMESSAGE → Katrina

KATRINA: kay you can find another way to ruin his day that still involves egging.

KATRINA: you can throw eggs at his window

KATRINA: rotten eggs. the smell is hard to take off.

KATRINA: r get a skunk to pee on his favourite shoes

ORION: woah skunk pee in the shoes?

ORION: have you done all these before?

ORION: bc you sound like a pro

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📩 iMESSAGE → Mirna

MIRNA: .... that's definitely just a you thing

ORION: okay well it should be an everyone thing

ORION: you cant just let the hackers of the world mess with you or your programs. you'll never get anything done!